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Dan Callahan

@callahad.com

318 followers 198 following 82 posts

📍Belfast 👨‍💻 NGINX Previously: Suborbital, Element, Mozilla

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Dan Callahan @callahad.com · 31/12/2025

Well what the heck, that was delightful.

Poster's first lemon pig

Dan Callahan @callahad.com · 08/10/2024

"But we already have 'part of the team' at the office." Part of the team at the office:

Launcher icon for "Microsoft Teams (work or school)"

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Dan Callahan @callahad.com · 26/09/2024

This means I won't pay attention to politics for the next six weeks, right? Right?

Minnesota Absentee Ballot Status - "Your ballot was accepted by the ballot board on September 25, 2024 and will be counted."

Dan Callahan @callahad.com · 04/07/2024

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Election results on the BBC. Labour up, Conservatives down, Others NaN.

Dan Callahan @callahad.com · 29/07/2023

My mom's new bidet damn near penetrated the ceiling 15 feet away.

Photo of a very large en suite bathroom. On the left, the wc. On the right, 12 feet away, a large walk-in shower. The ceiling above the shower is wet from the bidet's mighty jet.

Dan Callahan @callahad.com · 05/06/2023

You three, get in my bed - it's business time!

Apple VR headset demo showing a woman giving a powerpoint presentation to three disembodied heads floating over her hotel room bed.

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Dan Callahan @callahad.com · 04/06/2023

A what? Ruled how?

A notepad in a shop. Its cover says: "Police Style Notebook"

Below that, "96 Feint Ruled Sheets"

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Dan Callahan @callahad.com · 05/05/2023

Just a totally normal thing to come home from primary school in Northern Ireland...

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Dan Callahan @callahad.com · 03/05/2023

top result for "blue skeet" you ok, america?

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Dan Callahan @callahad.com · 27/04/2023

jfc i do not have the online persona for this

Who wouldn't want to be @skeet.monster for £1.44/yr?