tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 2hThe rat king voice lines has my irl name and my tag and its kinda fucking me up 010
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 29/09/2026mcginnis turrets no longer shoot the ball in the hide out this game is unplayable 000
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Having 2 beers at 7 am but its chill cause im at an airport 000
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You know what they say you can't beat off a dead horse 001
Reposted by tom gunkLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That's reasonable. 1416713
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My army of plushies grow and soon I will be unstoppable 042
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My favorite part of the cheekface show was when you can tell who in the crowd can't tell their right and lefts apart 010
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That time I was reincarnated as a turkey and I went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey of the menu 000
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It would be real fucked up if you could get deviled eggs from a fast food restaurant, imagine getting a 6 PC deviled egg combo from Arby's 000
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hello my name is Goliath and welcome to a mediocre virtual carnival (tm) 000
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sushi? She didn't do anything thats worth sueing her over 000
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Evil raising canes called caning raisins and they have chicken with seasoning on it 000
Reposted by tom gunkScud. @cinnamonoatmeal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When that Midwestern emo hits a little too close to home on a Wednesday morning 031
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Had 3 Buffalo chicken rollers from 711 for lunch today because I dont fear death and im very busy 000
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Alexa send a photograph of my genitals to my significant other please 010
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 14/08/2026After launching this spring(no replacements) 30 ft across the room i was able to find it in like 30 seconds 010
Reposted by tom gunkThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026Man Who Skipped Airport’s Moving Walkway Immediately Realizes What An Arrogant Fool He’s Been theonion.com/man-who-skipped-airpor… 182976282
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 11/08/2026despite my best efforts I became important at my job 000
tom gunk @calhoun0763.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You need to search "quahog bar" on Google maps right now this is extremely important 251
