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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 5h
I love his personality
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 8h
How does one find out what makes them happy in life?
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FaceID isn’t working because I’ve lost the life in my eyes
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@prodexapp.bsky.social does the app have trial captains somewhere?
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lil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyway, here’s Angel
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Donkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super sad to hear cause it's a phenomenal movie! Y'all go see it!
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Modern lesbian couple fit
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay but why is it that looking for a job online is just indeed, LinkedIn, zip recruiter, Glassdoor, etc. I swear looking up jobs hiring used to pull up more than job recruitment sites that have their own agendas.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s hard to look up right now
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Donkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me all day today
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Man at Computer Says 'I'm OK'
ALT: Man at Computer Says 'I'm OK'
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B0YKSSR @zachwell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning, Sunday morning
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ちゃこり @tyako089.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
銀
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I have two save files in shining pearl that can still shiny hunt darkrai and shaymin they both have the required key items and neither Pokédex has even seen either Pokémon.
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think Nintendo needs to make the game keycards the same as the way Xbox is doing physical media gets you a digital copy you can play without the physical copy. I already have to download the game. As long as the keycard isn’t put into another console then it’s mine.
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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Out sick for most of the week and then there weren't any joyous celebrations or fanfare when I came back?? Looking for a new job where I'm properly appreciated
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apple tied Siri to their AI so if I were to ever upgrade and get a new iPhone I’d have to turn Siri off to turn to the AI off but I actually do use Siri in small ways like turning my bedroom light on or setting timers or turning off alarms.
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Legally speaking HOAs should be opt in only. If someone is looking to buy a home that the previous owner was in a HOA then the next owner has the option of joining the HOA if they choose. The house should not come with the HOA by default.
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A masters degree AND four years experience and you’re only offering 50k a year 💀
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wonder if we’ll get WiWa news before Pokémon day
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really wish the shiny was anything else other than purple
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think gen 10 will have like 40+- new lines because there’s always like 20-30 less new lines after a large amount
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thinking about going back to work tomorrow has me applying to jobs
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now why was Solange, Chappell Roan, and unnamed third artist performing at a small hotel amphitheater that’s also available to to the public in Europe inside my dreams just before I woke and what does that mean?
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HexNexusDan @hexnexusdan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's kind of funny how things can just happen like this
The domino meme, where on the bottom right is the text "Merchant character from Dragon Quest 4 gets a spin-off title where he gets treasure from a dungeon to provide for his family", referencing the first ever Mystery Dungeon game, Torneko's Great Adventure. On the top left at the big domino is the text "People want to turn into Pokemon", referencing how the creation of the Mystery Dungeon series led to the creation of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and its plot involving the main character being a human transformed into a Pokemon, causing a lot of people to recognize their love for Pokemon transformation as well as other related aspects.
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CannedWolfMeat @cannedwolfmeat.standingintheodds.com · 31/08/2026
As much as I want to make fun of Worlds for subjecting the audience to another Ed Sheeran jumpscare moment I have to respect that he is clearly an actual fan of the franchise
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seikishiyuuki.bsky.social @seikishiyuuki.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
oh yea I made this for @arbitrary-stag.bsky.social for our Wednesday game! He's just a little guy!! #characterart #daggerheart #ttrpg #commissions
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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Emberwick (Play Tales from Myriad!) @emberwickart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m not good at marketing, so please tell people about Tales from Myriad! It’s whimsical chaos #ttrpg about clothes and adventure (and is secretly OSR in a trenchcoat). It’s also only $5 for the pdf right now, and there’s an expansion coming soon! Also moth metalweavegames.com/collections/...
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@carlyraejepsen surprise release the album early 🥹
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Lewtwo @lewtwo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
newest Poketoon is absolutely gorgeous and god bless Shingo Yamashita
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Arbitrary_Stag @arbitrary-stag.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am not built correctly for competitive video games. People should not tremble with rage over losing a video game.
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Why do I need an extension on my browser to copy, cut, and paste in Google Docs… but the keyboard short cuts work just fine. I hate these large companies.
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Towing cars and taking them away and holding them for ransom should be illegal. The concept is crazy when the majority of parking lots are half empty most of the time.
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I feel like apple is gonna introduce the swipe pattern to unlock any update now
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That new Beyoncé album coming out any minute
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So I guess Bluesky is rolling out age verification now blocking users that don’t want to sell their IDs or SSNs to social media companies from using the site
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VagabondRogue @vagabondrogue.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🦄
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The most chopped men have the hottest calves
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jake @huntychan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Decorated my 3DS the other day and I'm oppressed with the results
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For a console where the meme was it didn’t have any games they sure took away the option to give it games
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ProDex @prodexapp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
💥 Strategic Sets Redesigned The strategic sets have been redesigned to display even more info in a more compact way. Pokemon’s types are now displayed for example. The new expandable menus also make a big difference! What do you think about it? 👉 Update the app: apple.co/370MF1c
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ProDex @prodexapp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🫪 Compact presentation for Strategic sets Some of you have asked for a more compact way to display Strategic Sets. Great news: there is now a setting for that so you can choose how you want sets to be displayed. We are really curious to know that you’ll choose! 👉 Update the app: apple.co/370MF1c
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The answer to this is yes and larger than ever cleaning efforts have only removed a half percent of the trash mass
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ProDex @prodexapp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🎨 The team page has been redesigned What do you think about it? It is actually more than just visual improvements. It is also nicer to use. The readability is better and some new options are available too! 👉 Update the app: apple.co/370MF1c
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Is garbage island still out there orrrrr?
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🪻 @calcutajones.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Working for the state is funny because they pay the least they possibly can 💀 20/hr to manage an entire building is crazy
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TopSpin has Comms Open @topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shareholders
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