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Calamity Juno

@calamityjuno.bsky.social
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I make games and other cool shit! Come check me out!! www.twitch.tv/calamityjuno She/Her

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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This was meant to be for a Pride giveaway that never happened, so I'm giving it away here instead!! To enter, just like, follow and repost! Ends on August 1st! Open Worldwide!
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Anyone got advice for filming alters? Looking at doing a tiktok project where I paint and talk about a mechanic/card's history but I don't know the kind of stuff I need to film. I have a good phone camera, so might just be able to get away with just a good ring light, but looking for tips!!
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I think mine go hard
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
LGS gave me a free aetherdrift box topper because they know I like the piss foils
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
TCG players are probably the fastest to make friends, you'll see a guy maybe 3 hours a week and within 2 weeks you're offering to fly to France to go to a tournament with them
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Experimenting with gradients and stuff
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Fun fact: there are only 6 cards that have the "cartoon cum" cheese and 3 of them are reprints made to look silly. This is less cards than had bare feet in Lorwyn
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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Teaming up with my incredible sponsor @gamegenic.com to do a HUGE Lorwyn Eclipsed Giveaway! To be in for a chance to win, you must be following Gamegenic and myself - and retweet this post! A winner will be announced this time next week! Check out Instagram for a second entry chance. #sponsored
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Forgot that the point of the art form is to be illegible to most people
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
All of the pieces I’ve decided I’m ok with selling to afford to go to shoebox Each of these will come framed (once I’m able to afford a frame for each respective size I’ll show them w frame) & signed along with other bonus extras. exact pieces & sizes below! Any & all likes & shares help!
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
*taps stopwatch*
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
4th day in a row, just under the buzzer, thinking I might do all my Riftbound runes
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Day 3 of wildstyle alters, Utter End for my Estinien deck!
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
(donald trump voice) the woke left are calling caitlyn a zoner... i dont think ive ever seen a zoner like this...
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Glad people liked the Zabaz alter yesterday! Here's a few more I've been working on :)
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Cheeky Zabaz doodle
An altered copy of Zabaz, the Glimmerwasp
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
And people say WoW jumped the shark lmao, glad I stopped at Endwalker
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
watching the new trailer with my chud son who can't read
Garen watching Garen
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Hey admin can you make this a playmat
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
GIVEAWAY! I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies! To enter: 1️⃣ Follow me 2️⃣ Like + Repost this post I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide! Which is your favorite of this batch?!
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
@scrubquotes.bsky.social crazy stuff going on over here
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
So the case is about if he caused damage of property and he admitted it?
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Miabyte 🎙️ — People Over Profit, Always. @miabyte.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
It's Chaos Commanderthon day! Let's kick things off with a giveaway powered by @ultraprointl.bsky.social! To enter: 1️⃣ Like this post 2️⃣ Retweet 3️⃣ Follow @warchilduk.bsky.social For 10 bonus entries watch the stream (twitch.tv/miabyte) at 8.30pm bst & answer the secret question in the replies below.
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My recent LGS tournament had a top cut of 7 Izzet Cauldrons and 1 Izzet Prowess. Standard has been this expensive before and will be this expensive again, but if Wizards want to keep it growing they need to keep reprints accessible and often.
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
What are the weirdest, nichest and most Rule 0-y cards you run? Here's the fun stuff from my Naya Sagas deck!
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
yall should be watching me beat real decks with starter decks on twitch dot tv on my journey to Mythic
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Back with some more Standard! www.twitch.tv/calamityjuno
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Playing Magic! On stream! Talking about the game! Crazy! www.twitch.tv/calamityjuno
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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✨Women+ in Magic✨ @women-in-magic.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Hi, we’re Women+ in Magic: a community creating safe, welcoming spaces for women and gender diverse players 🏳️‍🌈 Because the real barrier isn’t the theme of the sets, it’s feeling comfortable at the table. Join us and let’s make Magic truly inclusive!✨
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
just had an AI coding advert where it's like "this AI solved my camera smoothing!!" and it just flipped a boolean that the programmer set manually???
Advert for an AI Coding tool
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
one of the largest community DBD servers is now banning people for discussing Scott Cawthon lmao
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
what the hell, man
Parcel tracking, showing the message "Package has fallen into the North Sea"
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Local man discovers Dunning-Kruger effect, more at 10
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Wanted to check what was going on in the hellsite and god damn
A Twitter search for "Eurovision". Israel's television provider is listed above the British Broadcasting Corporation for a user in the United Kingdom.
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i am UB haters biggest op
10 Magic the Gathering cards on top of deckboxes.
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I bought a box of Magic bulk to sort through, finally got around to it and there's a base set holo Blastoise in here???
Base set holo Blastoise
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
@magic.wizards.com are using AI to make promotional images again. You can clearly see that the letters/numbers on the keyboard are fucked, as well as a 9-legged spider. This sucks, guys. Just pay real graphic designers.
Banner ad for Secret Lair: Our Boss Is On Vacation
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"competitive pokemon fans dont actually care about the series" motherfuckers interacting with any VGC player who has tried to force their favourite beast into a competitively viable team at least once a generation
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Alek, Rakish Instigator @sorinmarkov.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
when I hit 300 followers I’ll make a thread about sorin markov voicelines in the mtg games
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This is the best demo I've played since Balatro. I really haven't played a game that feels THIS GOOD for years.
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Magic: the Gathering
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This is what happens when Transgender
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 21/02/2025
Welcome to the #MCChicago Preview Panel! The next hour or so will be a veritable fountain of exciting new cards, art, and hype for the year in Magic!
A black screen featuring the text Magic: The Gathering "The Preview Panel"
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Hate to be the defender of Capitalism™️ but you'd expect the external R&D teams to be cut pretty majorly post release where a lot of the testing will be directly involving the playerbase or with recognised high level players
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
eh, close enough
A hand-drawn proxy of Cloud, Planet's Champion from the Final Fantasy set for Magic: the Gathering
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I don't think I've ever been this sad that a patreon doesn't ship outside of the US :(
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The wokes won't like me for saying this but I was teaching some Yugioh players to play Magic and one of them said that they wanted to start playing because they liked Loot and wondering what the best Loot to make into a commander deck is. That damn market research team sure did research markets.
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Calamity Juno @calamityjuno.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
WE ARE SO BACK
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