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Nooch

@nooch.bsky.social
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Hidden Base Proprieter, Proxy/MTG/Wrestling/Video Guy. He/Him. Sing in Jeff's World and Official Family Skeleton. All proxies posted here are NOT FOR SALE! Tokens are tho 🙂 linktr.ee/noochshiddenbase

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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
happy to announce I will be attending a local Reality Fracture prerelease
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another @cmdrsealed.bsky.social in the books. Had a great time with pals, gave out a bunch of proxies, ate two garbage plates, played some great games, and pulled a Bristly Bill. Until next year!
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
3-0'd mystery booster 2 draft last night with this fucking monster. Aggro v Aggro in the last round against @commandzoe.bsky.social with some wild games. Turns out magic is really easy, just play Minsc & Boo!
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Man @cmdrsealed.bsky.social starts TOMORROW and I cannot fuckin wait
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey y'all, find me this weekend for a proxy and sticker!
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stayed up too late but every card I own that is not currently in a deck is now put away in their proper homes :) this process started last February when I made my friends come over and help me sort all my piles. Everything is finally away!!!!
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey y'all, find me this weekend for a proxy and sticker!
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Got my packs of zeta. Perfect system! It always works! Everyone loves it!
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Professional Wrestling is the greatest sport on earth
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just cried at wrestling I'm cooked
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just in case anyone was wondering - Biker Mice from Mars on the SNES is now going for like $100 loose
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
if pauper can go "wait not secret lair cards" why can't legacy and vintage point at commander cards and go "not these ones"
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The shop where I played my first FNMs and Pre-releases back in highschool is getting out of magic. Feeling some feelings rn
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
First CD I remember buying with my own money
A Place in the Sun by Lit
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it don't matter
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The only thing I've ever felt about mtg ambassadors is "good for them for getting a bunch of free shit I wish I could get a bunch of free shit"
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Man I am so stoked on having 20 new creature types in Star Trek because we couldn't do "cat alien" or "lizard alien" for some reason
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
new @ajjtheband.bsky.social, I have preordered the tape
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AJJ - Phlamethrower
YouTube video by AJJ the band
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sitting in the taco bell drive through singing the beginning riff to YYZ very loudly
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy to announce I will be attending a local Hobbit prerelease
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What do I gotta do to get a magiccon in the NYC area man
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Grand Champion Best in Dungeon Ana @morganamagicka.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me when I see the Beneduck Cumbutton Sheoldred The Apocalypse reprint www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX...
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I have no mouth and I must scream-AM's hate speech
YouTube video by coolsomeXD
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
HEY DO YOU LIKE CARDS? I MADE SOME CARDS FOR YOU! BELLE ÉPOQUE PART 6 UP NOW ON KO-FI! ko-fi.com/noochshidden...
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
One of my favorite pictures on the internet
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Hairic Lilred @hairic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
my "exodia" cards
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm feeling like I wanna draft so I reinstalled Arena on my phone, opened to this image and remembered why I uninstalled in the first place lol
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Thinking about Jeff's World. New EP is in the works, here's our first one. youtu.be/bFIMwcy9RYo?...
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Jeff's World - Happy Birthday Dave 2008 (Visual Album)
YouTube video by Jeff's World
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BLESSEDSYNTH @blessedsynth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my autocratic nondescript son Choward says he won't finish his dinner because of its "ludonarrative dissonance"
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Just listed a bunch of new stuff on Etsy! You need Dragons? Beasts? Snakes? Fairies? Angels? Golems? Birds? I GOT YOU COME ON OVER etsy.com/shop/NoochsHiddenBase
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The New York Mother Fucking Knicks
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Gladius, the shitty lucasarts gladiator rpg
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Folks, the Knicks
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This marvel shit sucks, but none of the cards spoiled so far has bummed me out like this one. A card I've cast many, many times. One of magic's coolest and cleanest designs. Just fully slopped up. It's awful!
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
All the marvel slop is making me realize that I would have loved an in-world super hero plane which we will never get because it was murdered on the altar of Universes Beyond
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Professional wrestling is the greatest sport on earth
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Gonna play some magic the gathering with pals tonight. Folks, is there anything better?
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
See this? QRT with your ghost art
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Geoffrey Palmer @livingcardsmtg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🎉Hey mtg fam, I'm officially looking for work! I'm a Senior Motion Graphics Designer specializing in After Effects and Cinema 4D. I'm looking for full time remote opportunities (contract or hire). Please take a look at my reel and contact me if interested. Shares appreciated!
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hello it is #portfolioday I sometimes do a little fan-made proxy and token design for use with magic: the gathering. Here are some of my favorites! You can download stuff to print yourself for free on my ko-fi or there are some things for purchase at my etsy. Both are linked in my bio!
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Evelyn, Okiba Girl Boss @checkbox.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hi again #portfolioday, I have for the last five years or so occasionally made Magic: The Gathering proxies as a fan artist! Here are just some of my favorite pieces from various years.
Chun-Li, Countless Kicks, styled after Sega Genesis game boxes and manuals, arcade cabinet labels, and physical buttons for mana symbols.

Chun-Li, Countless Kicks {1}{W}{U}
Legendary Creature — Human Soldier
Multikicker {W/U}
When Chun-Li enters, exile up to X target instant cards from your graveyard, where X is the number of times Chun-Li was kicked. Put a kick counter on each of them.
Lightning Kick — Whenever Chun-Li attacks, copy each exiled card you own with a kick counter on it. You may cast the copies.
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Illustrated by Alexis XuconoxtliMaelstrom Wanderer in Japanese, styled after kaiju movie posters. English Gatherer text below:

Maelstrom Wanderer {5}{G}{U}{R}
Legendary Creature — Elemental
Creatures you control have haste.
Cascade, cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order. Then do it again.)
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Illustrated by Benjamin EeThoughtseize, styled after Tarot decks, featuring an abstract bondage ritual.

Thoughtseize {B}
Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
“Any dream is a robust harvest. Still, I prefer the timeworn dreams, heavy with import, that haunt the obsessive mind.”
Illustrated by Evelyn Butler (me!)Parhelion II, featuring Eva Unit-01 from Evangelion, and styled after digital display panels.

Parhelion II {6}{W}{W}
Legendary Artifact — Vehicle
Flying, first strike, vigilance
Whenever Parhelion II attacks, create two 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance that are attacking.
Crew 4
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Illustrated by Ikhimaz
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Post four records that represent the diversity of your taste If I think about this too hard I won't do it so here's off the top of my head
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Raticate rats, Caterpie insects and Bulbasaur saprolings back in stock over on Etsy! www.etsy.com/shop/NoochsH...
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I have been playing so much fuckin Pokopia
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Thinking about punk records from 1994 - specifically, opening tracks. It's pretty hard to argue against Dookie as the album of the year, but I think Linoleum is an all-time great opening track is a better opening track than Burnout
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Journey from first theme deck to first packs to first commander deck to first proxy I ever designed
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I am gonna play so much fuckin pokopia
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Pokémon Trading Card Game - Ronald
YouTube video by 7GamerMinutesDX
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
THEY ADDED A NEW CLASS TO DIABLO 2????????????????
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