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Calamity Bunny

@calamitybunny.bsky.social
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Recovered attorney, former animal rescue volunteer, and stay-at-home parent to two dogs and three cats. My favorite word starts with “m,”ends with “r,” and can be found on just about every page of Miles Davis’s autobiography. Long live the Oxford comma.

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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If you’re looking for me, I’m out feeding all the kangaroos
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
@jaketapper.bsky.social where are you?
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Watching the Jack Palance version of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (dated, but not bad) and struck by the resemblance between Jack Palance and Liam Neeson.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
But it looked so cool!* *for readers lacking any sarcasm radar, this is sarcasm
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
We in Vermont are trying our damndest to do some shit that will cause other countries to reconsider their relationship with Alabama.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Word on the street is that as part of Trump’s plan to turn the White House into his own private Versailles the next step is to create a fake peasant village where Melania Antoinette will dress up as a milkmaid and he will exercise droit de seigneur on the American people
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Wait, what??
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The Nobel Peace Prize goes to a conservative politician who wants regime change and backs Trump’s extrajudicial killings of alleged drug smugglers, and he’s still pissed he didn’t get it. #nobelpeaceprize
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
“Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been a public advocate for Machado and joined other U.S. lawmakers last year, when he was a senator, to support her nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize.” Uh-oh, Marco, Trump Daddy (Trump Diddy?) is going to be so mad at you . . .
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Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 08/10/2025
Suspend Habeus Corpus? That hardworking Roman prison guard? He didn't do anything wrong except for that time he released Biggus Dickus instead of Brian.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This 👇
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Sheryl with an S @beachblond52.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
#ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #Pinks If you are all bent out of shape about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but Alligator Alcatraz doesn’t bother you, you are part of the problem! You are a fascist! 🖕
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
If the Nobel Peace Prize committee offered Drumpf the prize on the condition he and all his minions resign, do you think he’d take it? Or maybe if they just require him to fire and ostracize Stephen Miller?
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
When you have a plethora of tomatoes, and a craving for a cruelty-free BLT. #HailSeitan #PraiseSeitan #VermontVegan #FatVegan #WhatVegansEat www.sunnysidehanne.com/how-to-make-...
A plate with an opened-faced sandwich made with lettuce, tomato, seitan "bacon" and aquafaba mayonnaise
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
How is it that I lived 64 years without knowing that Spencer Tracy, Lana Turner and Ingrid Bergman starred in a version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? A truly terrible version, I might add. Thank you, TCM, for broadening my horizons.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I assume postage stamps will be next.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Rest in power, Jane
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/09/2025
if i were a would-be dictator whose only civilian check on power had been consumed by total-complete partisan loyalty, something i would definitely do is call an unprecedented in-person meeting of the only people who could stop me and then proceed to illustrate why they should stop me
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Stolen from a friend on FB
A picture of Portland, Oregon’s classic neon White Stag sign altered to include the phrase “The Epstein Distraction City.”
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Because I just can’t with any other news today, I am only reading @in-otter-news.bsky.social
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
You say A-bra-ham, I say Ah-bra-hahm, let’s call the whole thing off . . . These stream of consciousness pressers are killing me
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
What’s the over/under on how long it takes for Trump to demand that NBC replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood or Kid Rock ?
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The only army that Portland needs is the #TimbersArmy. Sic Chara on those ICE bastards.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Why is our party represented by such invertebrates?
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If he can release the Earhart files, he can release the Epstein files
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Sassy Denise @sassydenise.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
TIL that I am distantly related by marriage to Howard Finster. #funwithgenealogy
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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Please, if you have the privilege of not being an obvious and immediate target for state violence... Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now. Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now. We all need to be Spartacus on this one.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Be sure to read the alt text
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
All the folks yelling about all the the things the Dems should do to thwart the administration sure as hell better be getting out the vote in the midterms to allow the Dems to retake the house and Senate so they actually have the power to do those things. Otherwise STFU.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Kash Patel was “grateful@ no law enforcement officers were injured in the Texas incident. Notably, not word of sympathy for the detainees who were actually killed in the shooting
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
PRESS STATEMENT: Simply unacceptable behavior by the UN, stopping this escalator while PM Tuxley II stepped onto it aside his wife, Lady Beakatrice. We will tariff & fire anyone who dares suggest these ramps never move, and we will SUE the lunatics who almost broke Lady B’s angelic features.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Tylenol is a brand name. The drug is acetaminophen (or paracetamol if you’re a Brit). But we all know Dear Leader doesn’t do detail or nuance. Glad I don’t own stock in Kenvue.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Of course Trump is resistant to suggestions that there is a genetic component to autism.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
hey it's another stupid cartoon www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
dailykos.com
Cartoon: Ugh, here we are...
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スコット @y2skot.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A calm, measured slice-and-dice response to America's whining misfit of an ambassador to Canada.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
@balint.house.gov @welch.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov Are you listening?
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Ah ha ha ha
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
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ElizabethC 💙🐸 @econklin44.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
What kind of people are these MAGAs? They're certainly not "patriots", because they're destroying everything that's made our country great. #ProudBlue
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
No mention of their other common interest. I assume to avoid a UK libel suit.
theguardian.com
Woody Allen says Donald Trump was ‘a very good actor’
Allen, who directed Trump in 1998 film Celebrity, adds that he disagrees with his politics but ‘if he would let me direct him now that he’s president, I could do wonders’
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Enough already with the frog-in-a-pan metaphor. Frogs aren't that stupid - if that water gets too hot, they jump out. It's humans who are too stupid to realize they are about to be boiled alive. #arewethereyet #yesheisafascist
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Every damn day.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
“Trump nominates personnel chief to be U.S. ambassador to India” I initially read this as “personal chef,” and didn’t bat an eye, because it would be so on brand
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Okay, I stepped. Bring on the abundance. With my luck, it will be an abundance of heat rash.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
What’s the over-under on how long before Trump has Newsom disappeared?
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Next up, he announces the Trump Peace Prize, which will be much more beautiful than the Nobel Peace Prize, the most beautiful Peace Prize you’ve ever seen, and every year he will award it to himself, except for when he gives it to Putin and Netanyahu
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
“President Donald Trump has expanded his military campaign against the United States…” is the only way we knew how to start this piece.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
If Trump came for their guns they’d lay them down for him.
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Calamity Bunny @calamitybunny.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
“He said, ‘I want Ivanka in the middle of this,’” Who is going to tell him that UFC does not include father-daughter mud wrestling?
nytimes.com
White House Will ‘Definitely’ Host a U.F.C. Fight on July 4, U.F.C. Head Says
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