Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There was a spider in my mixing bowl, didn't even realise and almost cracked an egg on its head 120
Reposted by Emma 🐀lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133042145
Reposted by Emma 🐀Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May 212425438
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026After many years of yearning, I finally own a piece of Le Creuset kitchenware 🥲 030
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As we approach winter I find myself thinking about Lowmels again 100
Reposted by Emma 🐀MatteusBeus Retro Developer @matteusbeus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026🎸 CHORDS! is coming! Join Akio & Scamp in a cyberpunk visual novel packed with puzzles, music, chaos and questionable decisions. 🎮 Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4909120/Ch… #SegaGenesis #MegaDrive #SGDK #indiedev #gamedev #screenshotsaturday #retro #game 23715
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Finished Gen V this evening, so sad with how it ends up. They could have done so much with the crew!!static.klipy.comEmma Meyer in Gen V: 'Get It, Got It'ALT: Emma Meyer in Gen V: 'Get It, Got It' 001
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026TK Maxx has, hands down, the best tote bags around. And it took all my energy today not to buy another one.static.klipy.comSpiderman Funny Face MemeALT: Spiderman Funny Face Meme 010
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Been pacing myself with one episode of Gen V a night. Gotta say, I really enjoyed season one, and I am super sad there's only eight episodes left of the whole show 100
Reposted by Emma 🐀tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 30/08/2026🎵now that's a line of chairs on a halifax pier, 51099
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ice cream and custard might be my greatest innovation to date 010
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's just rained on my washing on the line outside, which is a problem I haven't encountered in quite a long time! 🌧 000
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I fear the plague has come for me, oh woe, oh woe, I am out of sorts 010
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Today's incidents include: - broken glass - yogurt dropped on the floor and exploded everywhere - crayons eaten - soap eaten - pebbles not eaten (but close) - poop on hands - getting accidentally locked out She didn't fall asleep until 2:30am this morning and I cannot cope with a repeat tonight 😩 120
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I described my child as feeling "out of sorts" to nursery this morning, like I'm a 18th century madame gossiping about the absent fourth member of the morning tea party with my fellow aristocrats (husbands all died under mysterious circumstances) 010
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Resetting the "Days Since Knee-Related Incident" counter back to zero 😤 020
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Mass Effect Undertale Dragon Age: Inquisition Skyrim It turns out I can't cope with open-world games. Give me corridors and a single, clear objective please! Also I played Undertale for a few hours and it simply didn't grip me. 020
Reposted by Emma 🐀Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming... 9445821721
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Tired of having to shave my legs every 3 days because of this stupid heat wave 010
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I finally got round to finishing The Boys last nightstatic.klipy.comDiabolical The BoysALT: Diabolical The Boys 120
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Happy New Washing Machine Day to all those who celebrate 000
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Our washing machine isn't working properly and when I search the problem online all I get are AI-filled websites, and the previous owner barricaded it in so I can't pull it out to inspect the hose or get to the plug, and I'm just ready to fuckin THROW the thing out (if I could even get it out 😡) 100
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Supposed to be on my way to larp but instead I'm in the garage while my car leaks fuel 😫 020
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Eight years with @clockworkpoodle.bsky.social! Despite all our adventures as a trio, I enjoyed our breakfast for two today 🥰 030
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026A fun (if a bit sweaty) day in London to see a lovely friend and listen to some lovely music 040
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Forbidden chocolate digestives outside New Street station 000
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026On 27th May 2018 I wore some green dungarees and a white t-shirt with a ship on. On 29th May 2020 I inadvertedly wore them again, and thus started a tradition! 210
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson's Halloween TransformationALT: Homer Simpson's Halloween Transformation 010
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026You're telling me all these years of backing board games, clothing, and cookware, and I could have been backing pornography?? (I have never encountered porn content on Kickstarter and I have been backing things since 2012) 110
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Sniping that Vinted item from tens of likes and a bunch of offers 000
Reposted by Emma 🐀josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5 485339989
Emma 🐀 @cake-dragon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026While I was on maternity leave my department moved to M365, so all folders and documents are now located in SharePoint/OneDrive. This in turn forces me to use programs for the web, rather than desktop versions, as default. 110
