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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters

@caitwritessome.bsky.social
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Writer // Prequel meme lover // Frustrated Pittsburgh sports fan

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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 12m
Lockout indicator 😬
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 36m
I'm at the age where celebrity gossip sites need to stop pushing unhelpful clickbait like: "[Famous Person You Know] is dating a nepo baby" I cannot stress enough how you need to give me a name! It doesn't even need to be nepo baby's name. Who are nepo baby's parents? Why should I know nepo baby? 😂
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 1h
Ah, so they're just getting desperate. I've started seeing "What if the Pirates just relocate to Raleigh?" on Facebook. At least that starts to make sense now. 😂
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 1h
I thought I've always heard the East team in the next expansion will either be Nashville or Charlotte (with most leaning toward it being Nashville). So wouldn't all the MLB Raleigh folks be SOL in the end, even if it's not Nashville?
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 4h
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Jennifer Lawrence Whoa
Alt: Jennifer Lawrence: "Whoa, whoa, whoa"
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 4h
It's a grown-up Lunchable and I cannot support it lol
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 4h
TBF, a chili dog pizza is not the worst crime against pizza. Altoona and the Ohio Valley still hold the top two spots for that title.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 7h
I'm not delusional. The HP reboot will be an initial hit. But just given modern TV, I don't believe it can get through the whole 7+ season arc & partly because I hope many people who aren't aware of JKR's anti-trans spiral will be introduced to THIS when they google her to see what she's been up to.
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stop using AI to "talk to" people who are dead. Use a ouija board like an adult.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 20h
Same thing as last year: I just hope David Bednar has fun and the Yankees lose
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 20h
I'm watching the Yankees-Rays ALDS Game 2 because I am a baseball sicko. But wtf is going on down at PPG Paints Arena tonight?
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 22h
MLB remembering Tampa Bay also plays under a roof like
Obi Wan and Padmé (Revenge of the Sith, 2005), captioned "Not this shit again"
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 22h
I feel like Tropicana Field's roof rules are a little clearer than American Family Field's
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 22h
How very Pirates of you, Rays, to be gifted 3 errors in a single inning and only turn it into 1 run...
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 22h
3 errors 4 batters into the game is no bueno...
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe all her ad buys are just scheduled to run on 11/4?
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Taylor R Nobody Wants To See That
Alt: Nobody Wants To See That
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was looking for fun Star Wars accounts to follow when I first joined and you seemed (are) cool, so I hit follow
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought the Pope was the unofficial mascot of the Chicago White Sox
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
see a crab, post a crab 🦀 Sebastian speaks the truth lol
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Ariel & Sebastian: The Human World Is A Mess
Alt: Sebastian tells Ariel "The human world is a mess." (The Little Mermaid, 1989)
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure, after we've lost our starting QB for the season, THEN they rank us
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Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
Alt: Michael Scott: Nope. Don't like that. (The Office)
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Mummy (1999) and it was only because of those stupid scarabs that got under the skin and ate people's vital organs. For months afterwards, if I had an involuntary muscle twitch in my leg or something, I'd freak out believing that one was inside me. Also, being a little hypochondriac was fun. 🫠
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TBH, the only team that can't win this year is Cleveland because it's the only team that has won & has a longer World Series drought than the Pirates. Last year, I couldn't have Seattle get there because it's the only team keeping us from the longest World Series appearance drought. I'm petty. 😂
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jerry Stiller as Arthur Spooner: I Guess So
Alt: Jerry Stiller as Arthur Spooner: I Guess So
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, ideally, the two best teams in MLB meet in the NLCS and beat up on each other in 7 games, then the Chicago White Sox just waltz their way to a World Series because they have God on their side now. The alternatives in the AL all annoy me in their own ways and I do not want them to win. 😂
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a lifelong Pittsburgh Pirates fan, I agree, wholeheartedly, in principle. But, also, someone's gotta stop the Dodgers!
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, if Brazil is on the verge of electing its equivalent of Don Jr after "doing everything right" after the last time, I'm gonna need everyone to get super serious & acknowledge that the far-right pendulum is not a uniquely dumb American issue. Yeah, social media propaganda is a problem worldwide.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Braves should challenge that they drafted Freddie Freeman and had him first, so that should be their run, actually.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a Christmas Eve tradition in my family.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first 3 Indiana Jones movies are up there on the "kids can watch no problem, but may see some shit" list for me. I've made my peace with the face meltin'/head 'sploding in Raiders of the Lost Ark and the rapid aging to dust in The Last Crusade. But Temple of Doom still freaks me out in my 30s.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, I'd still like to see him get a J-Hay type send off next year, tbh. But I also think they'll retire #22 before too long. No one else has worn it since he came up in '09. He probably jumps ahead of other guys on the Pirates HOF list then. So that's probably equal to a 1-day contract, right?
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In my defense, he's a fluffy, black Maine Coon, so the demonic tone kind of fits, imho.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking at my cat and just saying, in a slightly demonic voice, "Cat." 😈
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And I feel like he could probably always join SNP's own rotating 26-man roster of pre- and post-game commentators if he gets tired of going from Pittsburgh to New Jersey every other week like Sean Casey lol
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, IDK if it's real, but someone posted a random screenshot from Twitter in one of those random, public Pirates Facebook groups on like Thursday that said he'd be on MLB Tonight starting Monday and Tuesday this coming week. I have not seen anything that confirms or denies that so far, though.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Putting Jeter and A Rod on the same panel is too much. Big Papi is the only redeeming quality to Fox Sports' postseason broadcasts. I much prefer the TBS panel and the MLB Network panels (especially if it's true that Cutch is joining MLB Network's postseason coverage starting this week).
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mason Montgomery > Mason Miller
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello darkness, my old friend I want to delete all my Meta accounts again 🙃
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With Mason Heintschel also out for the rest of the CFB season, everything's coming up A.A.Ron!
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Teacher's Outburst: Son of a Bitch
Alt: Key and Peele A-A-Ron sketch. Keegan Michael Key says "son of a bitch" and snaps a clipboard over his knee.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon just says Fall to me. 🥰🍂
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Usually when I do a Star Wars rewatch, I do timeline chronological order. But I always say, if it's your first time watching Star Wars, it should be in release order because otherwise, the Prequels put a damper on the plot twists in the Originals.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's out of chronological release date order and it's making me uncomfortable lol
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you've created a society where the most important influence factor to everything is money—right down to the people who rant & rave about something's flaws & failures because it gives them the most money—how much of it any given creative work makes becomes key to determining if it's good or bad.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The answer is no lol
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will ScarJo reprise her role as Katie Britt in the SNL cold open tonight? 🤨 I generally don't care about that part of SNL, but just the possibility of it intrigues me.
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