Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024This bay is usually calm and quiet but today, full of kelpies. 1131
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Made actual eggnog because I’m wholesome as fuck me. 280
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024A Christmas story in 4 parts. Brought to you by the ineptitude of Morrisson’s. 🙄 2240
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Why is there a parking bay only for women with uneven boobs? 3212
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Me when I eat the bounty, toffee penny or dark chocolate toblerone for my family. 2151
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Makes tea that’s incredibly weak and every time it’s in hot water it squirms horribly and blames someone else. 0364
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Time to watch Hans Gruber fall off the Nakatomi Plaza. 🎄 0110
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I’m near peak performance at this time of year. 013210
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Me 40 minutes after running out of hyaluronic acid moisturiser. 070
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 20/12/2024“Oh you thought it was *your* pen? Despite it being on someone else’s desk? Ok, hands behind your back buddy.” 77810
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 18/12/2024“Don’t give up your job to become a wildlife photographer” they said. “You’ll go bankrupt” they said. “I’m so hungry Daddy” they said. Well who’s laughing now?! Ker-ching!! 3521
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Didn’t have all the ingredients for my quinoa & broccoli salad so I replaced the quinoa with bread, the broccoli with sausages and the salad with tomato ketchup. Follow me for more healthy recipes. 41277
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 14/12/2024🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like Christ-mas🎶🎄 1141
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 14/12/2024One day I will grow the fuck up. Today is not that day. 4496
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Handsome buzzard on the gatepost, until my chickens told it to fuck off. 61635
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Nice to be away but my heart leapt a bit seeing the snowy peaks of the Cairngorms welcoming us home. ❤️ 0120
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Ha ha! No I won’t! This is one of the bolts that holds the Statue of Liberty onto its plinth. 270
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Anyone watching Night at the Museum today? This is where I am right now. 2100
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 09/12/2024This was the filthiest burger I’ve ever eaten in my life. Delicious. I’m still thinking about it. 🤤 0140
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Came to see Bethesda Fountain. It was drained and behind it in a very festive scene NYPD divers were searching the lake, presumably for the murder weapon in the Brian Thompson killing. 😬 080
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Anyone watching John Wick 2 today? This is where I am right now. 120
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Anyone watching Home Alone 2 today? This is where I am right now. 050
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Anyone watching Elf today? Look where I am right now. 0180
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 08/12/2024As someone who is baffled when the clocks go back I am being utterly destroyed by jet lag. I’m so confused. I look dead. I might be. 4230
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 06/12/2024We saw Van Gogh’s Starry Nighy at MoMA today & my wife said “It’s much smaller than you think” and I said “You said exactly the same at the Louvre about the Mona Lisa” in case you were wondering who the absolute worst people in the world were. 3160
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Post yourself and make it b&w. I’m this colour in real life now. 180
Cain Unable @cainunable.bsky.social · 03/12/2024When I originally tweeted this I got these responses. I don’t miss Twitter. 🙄 230
