Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Here at InfoWars, we truly believe there is nothing holier than a horse. Watch “Week Of Miracles” now. youtu.be/tKz6SzUCWGI?... 925717
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Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys theonion.com/jets-hope-to-sell-more… 121415176
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026“After several difficult seasons, we wanted to give Jets fans a shade of green that lets them proudly show their support.” — Hymie Elhai, team president theonion.comJets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed JerseysEAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Hoping that imagery strongly associated with success and winning will reignite fan enthusiasm, the New York Jets unveiled a line of “Philadelphia Eagles”–themed alternate jerseys T... 1673674
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026Partygoer Rolls A Couple Of Fat Burritos To Pass Around theonion.com/partygoer-rolls-a-coup… 321423131
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026BREAKING: Tim Curry has died. He was 80.nytimes.comTim Curry, Star of ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ Dies at 80The actor’s gift for garish eccentricity was indelibly appropriate for the outlandish, cross-dressing mad scientist Frank-N-Furter. 731195215
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Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death! 583346559
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I actually understand Beshear’s stance on this. If they want to drag it out until Tuesday and then admit he’s dead or incapacitated, let them. An empty seat and one less GOP vote until January sounds pretty good to me. Nobody seems to think he’s coming back to the Senate either way. 292275200
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2026Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race 415101538
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialWrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW @wrestlingnews.co · 02/08/2026Baron Corbin just defeated Trick Williams to win the WWE United States Championship! His second reign as U.S. Champion. #WWE #SummerSlam 6244
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialFightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 02/08/2026Oasis' Morning Glory for Nick Aldis! #SummerSlam 27915
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/07/2026🏆 882161405634
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialErin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this: 184227560
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Methylene Brown keeps you productive with regular bowel movements every hour, on the hour. Act while supplies last. 1554952
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It’s that time of year again. Teachers, THANK YOU for what you do. If you need help stocking your room this year, please drop a link to your Classroom Wishlists in the comments! I’ll get as much as I can, and there are always some great members of the community who chip in too! 22050411476
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026He should appoint someone to fill McConnells seat and make the GOP prove Mitch is 1. Alive and 2. Able to fulfill the duties of his office 5 weeks with no contact with the public is unacceptable. 552922456
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People In Face 471015127
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Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-s… 295671805
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week 4156431036
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning 19195704339
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialFightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 19/07/2026The Curse Of Danhausen Causes Argentina To Lose World Cup Final Against Spainfightful.comDanhausen Allows Spain To Defeat Argentina In World Cup Final - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage NewsThe curse of Danhausen continues in the World Cup Final. 44315
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/07/2026App Knows It’s Gone Next Time Man Needs Space For Photos theonion.com/app-knows-it-s-gone-ne… 792863
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialJohn Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My immunity served me all around the world. innerloopblog.com/2026/07/15/g...innerloopblog.comCDC To Develop Diarrhea Parasite Vaccine From Rochester Man Immunized By Genesee Cream AleCDC researchers say a Rochester man who can drink Genesee Cream Ale without blowing up a toilet may hold the key to stopping the Cyclospora outbreak. 1510616
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026World Cup Reinvigorates Nation’s Interest In Kicking Things 1254441
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself theonion.com/public-begs-mitch-mcco… 763918392
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialScott B @neednewprez.bsky.social · 14/07/2026GOP releases a Mitch McConnell proof of life video, and something seems a bit fishy. 1826186
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialBeingHelpish @beinghelpish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026On the left is a portion of the photo released “by Mitch McConnell” on Sunday, July 12, 2026. On the right is the Sports section of the Washington Post from July 12, 2026. Sen. Ron Johnson just said the photo on the left was “an older photo.” How exactly does that work? 144
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/07/2026Sen. Ron Johnson on Mitch McConnell: "I just heard from a source that was an older photo" 71266491876
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Wilson: I guarantee you there are 10 reporters in D.C. right now who know exactly what Mitch McConnell’s medical status is. They’re not reporting it. If I’m Beshear, brother, just declare the election. And if they want to prove that Mitch McConnell is alive and well, go do it. 505143974300
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/07/2026Beshear on McConnell: "I'm concerned. I get that we all have a right to privacy for our health, but when you run for an office like mine or Sen. McConnell's you answer to the voters. If you're in the hospital for an entire month, you owe it to the people who elected you to give them an update." 39987382076
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mitch McConnell's statement today on the passing of his colleague Lindsey Graham: . . . . . . 47492751668
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) — US Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says in a statement. 1371230174
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026World Cup Reinvigorates Nation’s Interest In Kicking Things theonion.com/world-cup-reinvigorate… 14107797
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-t… 633625539
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026TJ Maxx Adds Meat theonion.com/tj-maxx-adds-meat 411549148
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Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialWrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW @wrestlingnews.co · 23/06/2026On June 23, 1996, Stone Cold Steve Austin won the King of the Ring in Milwaukee, defeating Jake Roberts. After the match Austin delivered an unscripted promo mocking Roberts' born-again gimmick, delivering the famous line: "Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass." 1122
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialKC Here for Comedy @cunninglinguist.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This man is now a GOD in New York City. (Saturday Night Main Event is July 19th at MSG.) 27619
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/202680% Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night 553442
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Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialWrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW @wrestlingnews.co · 09/06/2026Danhausen is at the NBA Finals #wwe #nbafinals 2456
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2026Woman Adopts Second Cat For First One To Terrorize While She At Work theonion.com/woman-adopts-second-ca… 182187233
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2026“Donald Trump’s vile, evil agenda is not at all aligned with what our terrifying masks represent,” frontman Corey Taylor wrote theonion.comSlipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During RalliesDES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot issued a public statement Tuesday demanding President Donald Tru... 171564168
Reposted by @caffinatedmickey.bsky.socialWrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW @wrestlingnews.co · 05/06/2026Natalya has called the mask versus mask match between Chad Gable and Ludwig Kaiser at AAA the match of the year. On Busted Open Radio, she said Gable turned the El Grande Americano gimmick into "magic," relayed JBL calling Gable the best wrestler in the world. wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/nat... 6247
