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Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend

@caffiendmonster.bsky.social
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Coffee monster! 18+ only. Minors DNI. I like big weird things and furry art. If you're sex negative or right leaning, you are probably not going to like me. Conversation friendly

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Oleanderin🔞 @oleanderin.bsky.social · 7h
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fucker bun (COMMS CLOSED) @hoodiechubs.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Booty Shake for @caffiendmonster.bsky.social! Comes in growth and non-growth flavors :3 Check out the alt and all the full-res animations in my MEGA archive: tinyurl.com/hoodieanimations
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Bobert @bobertotter.bsky.social · 23h
Need to look into making some cool eyes in 3d. Or more I want to push it a bit more so it's more appealing
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Carl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Here's approximately one month's worth of bicep muscles piled onto one himbo, to compensate for not drawing enough big muscular arms this Biceptember. #CarlArt #Muscles #Biceptember
"Biceptember (All at once)." Illustration of an absurdly muscular bodybuilder, seen from the torso up and shining with bronzer as he flexes his muscles. His left arm is extra exaggerated, towering far above him with eight extra bicep heads. They cartoonishly stack atop one another, getting gradually decreasing in size from a wrecking-ball sized mounds of meat on the bottom to a little muscly nub on top.
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Unnymations @unknownwolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unny doesn't really like flexing, he prefers to be the smallest in the room but he will do it for Biceptember. #Biceptember
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It is national coffee day, so I am at full power. That is also Usi's birthday, canonically. (The character, not myself.) To celebrate, have more bat rocking his merch. By @bobertotter.bsky.social
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Kurgalito ( Kurg ) @kurgalito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did I make an entirely new model just becasue I changed Kurg's eyes?? Yes.
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Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy national coffee day. I am at full power.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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B.C. @bigcowboyrabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never understand how furries support politicians who would happily line em up in front of a firing squad for being ‘queer degenerates’ “But but but I’m a STRAIGHT furry!” Are gonna make for some pretty pathetic last words
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Carl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing like seeing the IRS logo in the mail to make your entire being immediately seize up and your brain flood with a thousand worse-case scenarios. (It was just a notice about potential eligibility for 50% retirement contribution matches next year, which, uh... *gestures vaguely* seems unlikely)
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Chef Skinner's Reaction in Ratatouille
Alt: The reversed version of the Ratatouille letter meme where Skinner goes from reading in a panic, to calming down, to folding up the letter in boredom.
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Carl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This stupid crossed-wire thought has been in my head for several days and I needed to get it out of my system:
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🍁🍄 Jinx 🍄🍁 @jinxdoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's happeniiiing eventually
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HMioKun @hmiokun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mia the Red Panda is moving to the BASS MEME, and she's here to keep your bed warm!🧡
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Greedgato @greedgato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@caffiendmonster.bsky.social is hottest drone ever
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Pink @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang · 28/09/2026
Some bulked bunnies
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 27/09/2026
hey all!! we are in SUPER FINAL WORK MODE for episode 2, doing everything we can to get it as polished as possible. because of this, we won't be streaming until the episode is released. see yall on the other side!!
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Ribby'd For Her Pleasure™ @ribbymoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cows when you miss their milking time by 0.02 seconds:
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Delta-Tango (18+) @deltatango3d.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ANIMATION/SOUND] Marlowe Hyperass Bounce Growth Animation -------- "You said you wanted me to give you a show... so I hope you have insurance, rich boy~" 🍑🐍
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Ribby'd For Her Pleasure™ @ribbymoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hehehe
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🐮 Doodle Dip 🐶 @doodledipart.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
they r girlfriends...
The laughing cow mascot and the lactaid cow mascot :3
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꧁ 𝖘𝖞𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖐𝖆 𝖑𝖞𝖓𝖓 ꧂🐀💪 @synthetikalynn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Game over? Or is it just getting started???
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꧁ 𝖘𝖞𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖐𝖆 𝖑𝖞𝖓𝖓 ꧂🐀💪 @synthetikalynn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1 year into training vs 6 years into training 🫪
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Carl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ignis's Impressive Enormities 💪👽🍈 A YCH commission for @meleesaurus.bsky.social #CarlArt #Animation #Muscles #Venom #Marvel
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Guzreuef @guzreuef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Catching his breath before the routine continues
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI users: I am so fucking productive now, I am programming things naught but gods would dream of, I- Every single genAI CEO: well, it's like you- no one, I mean, really needs to read nowadays, right? Btw I don't remember whether you wipe before or after pooping
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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VNSFW 🔞 @vcnsfw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ballooned Quite literally CW: monstergirl balloon
Strange times abound
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SpooKlu @dededaio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GOOD fucking ENDING
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Vandy: The Thing Forsaken By God @avartwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There’s a difference between being dismissive of world events to the point of ignorance and simply not engaging with posts regarding them for the sake of one’s own sanity and wellbeing because constant exposure to doom posting is not healthy
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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Carl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No. We're not going down this road. Fuck off.
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026
this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own it
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Strike Gently - Horse Pin
1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.
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Leon “Lee” Grayhare @grayharetherabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To “apolitical furries”: You may not do ‘pawlitics’ but ‘pawlitics’ will absolutely do the fuck out of you To conservative/Republican furries who “aren’t like those other furries”: Yeah cool story bro but your political comrades only see another degenerate pervert, so maybe plan accordingly
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🔞Keesh 🍁🏳️‍🌈 🍁 @rakeeshsorrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love whenever furries are brought up by politicians like this cause it lets us hammer home how wrong those who try to "pretty up" our communities are. Furries, queers, they see us as shit, and to them you're just a polished turd. They'll flush you with the rest of us.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
For those unaware: The guy who created Inktober tried to trademark the concept, and would DMCA and Copyright Strike people selling their own Inktober Collections without paying him royalties
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DoctorDJ @doctordj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the buny mood continues
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Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just a were-bear and his human form chilling with @bobertotter.bsky.social 's daisuke (Who is also the artist). Overwhelmed as the monkey may be, he made this monster on accident. Now he can deal with it~
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Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Side Profile of Bat. Look at Usi go, wow! by @bobertotter.bsky.social
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Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bulking! You bulk before you cut, right? Is this how it works? I dunno I just like food. By @bobertotter.bsky.social
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Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Man, that were-bear curse is acting up a big, huh? It's thicker and longer than you are. oh well! by @bobertotter.bsky.social
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Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Blob-up of my Lizard Wizard Sszeth about to cast Exploderate You. by @glwuffie.bsky.social
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