Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiendfucker bun (COMMS CLOSED) @hoodiechubs.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Booty Shake for @caffiendmonster.bsky.social! Comes in growth and non-growth flavors :3 Check out the alt and all the full-res animations in my MEGA archive: tinyurl.com/hoodieanimations 311426
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendBobert @bobertotter.bsky.social · 23hNeed to look into making some cool eyes in 3d. Or more I want to push it a bit more so it's more appealing 0183
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiendjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1552454620
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendCarl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Here's approximately one month's worth of bicep muscles piled onto one himbo, to compensate for not drawing enough big muscular arms this Biceptember. #CarlArt #Muscles #Biceptember 1395
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendUnnymations @unknownwolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Unny doesn't really like flexing, he prefers to be the smallest in the room but he will do it for Biceptember. #Biceptember 616346
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendEase🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can 3542732405
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendUsi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2025It is national coffee day, so I am at full power. That is also Usi's birthday, canonically. (The character, not myself.) To celebrate, have more bat rocking his merch. By @bobertotter.bsky.social 09423
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendKurgalito ( Kurg ) @kurgalito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Did I make an entirely new model just becasue I changed Kurg's eyes?? Yes. 184
Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy national coffee day. I am at full power. 3487
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiendautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ 1233848751
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendB.C. @bigcowboyrabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Never understand how furries support politicians who would happily line em up in front of a firing squad for being ‘queer degenerates’ “But but but I’m a STRAIGHT furry!” Are gonna make for some pretty pathetic last words 031
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendCarl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nothing like seeing the IRS logo in the mail to make your entire being immediately seize up and your brain flood with a thousand worse-case scenarios. (It was just a notice about potential eligibility for 50% retirement contribution matches next year, which, uh... *gestures vaguely* seems unlikely)static.klipy.comChef Skinner's Reaction in RatatouilleAlt: The reversed version of the Ratatouille letter meme where Skinner goes from reading in a panic, to calming down, to folding up the letter in boredom. 082
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendCarl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025This stupid crossed-wire thought has been in my head for several days and I needed to get it out of my system: 0317
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend🍁🍄 Jinx 🍄🍁 @jinxdoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it's happeniiiing eventually 948775
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendHMioKun @hmiokun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mia the Red Panda is moving to the BASS MEME, and she's here to keep your bed warm!🧡 315939
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiendouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS 3932092247
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendGreedgato @greedgato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@caffiendmonster.bsky.social is hottest drone ever 0378
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendPink @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang · 28/09/2026Some bulked bunnies 251197252
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiendtobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago 511330228057
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendPSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 27/09/2026hey all!! we are in SUPER FINAL WORK MODE for episode 2, doing everything we can to get it as polished as possible. because of this, we won't be streaming until the episode is released. see yall on the other side!! 893658
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendRibby'd For Her Pleasure™ @ribbymoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026cows when you miss their milking time by 0.02 seconds: 352618395
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendDelta-Tango (18+) @deltatango3d.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[ANIMATION/SOUND] Marlowe Hyperass Bounce Growth Animation -------- "You said you wanted me to give you a show... so I hope you have insurance, rich boy~" 🍑🐍 151093231
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 206189145396
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendRibby'd For Her Pleasure™ @ribbymoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hehehe 301228219
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend🐮 Doodle Dip 🐶 @doodledipart.bsky.social · 07/02/2026they r girlfriends... 121344265
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend꧁ 𝖘𝖞𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖐𝖆 𝖑𝖞𝖓𝖓 ꧂🐀💪 @synthetikalynn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Game over? Or is it just getting started??? 27774109
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend꧁ 𝖘𝖞𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖐𝖆 𝖑𝖞𝖓𝖓 ꧂🐀💪 @synthetikalynn.bsky.social · 26/09/20261 year into training vs 6 years into training 33950120
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendCarl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ignis's Impressive Enormities 💪👽🍈 A YCH commission for @meleesaurus.bsky.social #CarlArt #Animation #Muscles #Venom #Marvel 110729
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendEugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 899372550
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendGuzreuef @guzreuef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Catching his breath before the routine continues 25963227
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026GenAI users: I am so fucking productive now, I am programming things naught but gods would dream of, I- Every single genAI CEO: well, it's like you- no one, I mean, really needs to read nowadays, right? Btw I don't remember whether you wipe before or after pooping 2954107
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc 113060981
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendVNSFW 🔞 @vcnsfw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ballooned Quite literally CW: monstergirl balloon 23811
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendSpooKlu @dededaio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026GOOD fucking ENDING 32319691
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiendshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death 3857931425
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendVandy: The Thing Forsaken By God @avartwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There’s a difference between being dismissive of world events to the point of ignorance and simply not engaging with posts regarding them for the sake of one’s own sanity and wellbeing because constant exposure to doom posting is not healthy 5308
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiendkoda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob. 472680884
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendCarl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No. We're not going down this road. Fuck off. 0177
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiendsam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own itstrikegently.coStrike Gently - Horse Pin1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA. 651993355
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendLeon “Lee” Grayhare @grayharetherabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026To “apolitical furries”: You may not do ‘pawlitics’ but ‘pawlitics’ will absolutely do the fuck out of you To conservative/Republican furries who “aren’t like those other furries”: Yeah cool story bro but your political comrades only see another degenerate pervert, so maybe plan accordingly 161207522
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend🔞Keesh 🍁🏳️🌈 🍁 @rakeeshsorrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love whenever furries are brought up by politicians like this cause it lets us hammer home how wrong those who try to "pretty up" our communities are. Furries, queers, they see us as shit, and to them you're just a polished turd. They'll flush you with the rest of us. 03418
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky 464744815
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend🏳️⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 28/09/2025For those unaware: The guy who created Inktober tried to trademark the concept, and would DMCA and Copyright Strike people selling their own Inktober Collections without paying him royalties 7509340
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendDoctorDJ @doctordj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the buny mood continues 121426288
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendUsi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just a were-bear and his human form chilling with @bobertotter.bsky.social 's daisuke (Who is also the artist). Overwhelmed as the monkey may be, he made this monster on accident. Now he can deal with it~ 15917
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendUsi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Side Profile of Bat. Look at Usi go, wow! by @bobertotter.bsky.social 16217
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendUsi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Bulking! You bulk before you cut, right? Is this how it works? I dunno I just like food. By @bobertotter.bsky.social 211926
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendUsi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Man, that were-bear curse is acting up a big, huh? It's thicker and longer than you are. oh well! by @bobertotter.bsky.social 116834
Reposted by Usi Haagenti, the CaffiendUsi Haagenti, the Caffiend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Blob-up of my Lizard Wizard Sszeth about to cast Exploderate You. by @glwuffie.bsky.social 1143