Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 1hDidn't Romans sometimes just get lazy and name their kids after birth order? 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 1hWho cares? Aren't we all supposed to be moving away from "What makes more money" as the root of society? 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 3hHoly shit! Hell Comes to Frogtown. Now that's blast from weird-ass past! 010
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 5h#writesky #writingcommunity Heads up to the writing community for your modern-day vampire characters...youtube.comAudio by @ZacSpeaksGiantYouTube video by Punkey Doodles 010
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 7hI'd say...two years, getting progressively worse. It's long enough to drag out but not long enough that he can get some decent "bucket list" living in, and there's enough time to contemplate the inevitable and how he did this to himself. 000
Reposted by Undercaffeinated EelThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A baby giraffe's first zoomies are just what I needed to see tonight. I hope it brings you joy, too. 582770438
Reposted by Undercaffeinated EelHall Of Mirrors Artworks @homartworks.bsky.social · 20hStill no more help. Still 15/2000. Have not slept yet. May not. I only have like....eight hours max. Please PLEASE help. Boost if nothing else. I'm scared, tired, and desperate. #MutualAid #TransCrowdFund #HelpFolksLive2026 #Emergency 1815
Reposted by Undercaffeinated Eelmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49102001811
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19hNow imagine copping a one month ban for it (fuckin Facebook...) 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19h#writingcommunity #writesky Does anyone have any suggestions for good sites to set up a blog? I'm thinking of giving blogging a try again now that I have some stories and junk to post. Ideally I want something simple - nothing fancy, just something that'll get the job done. Any ideas? 020
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19hFuck yes! Saved from the trash AND making a lot of money? Warned Bros has got to be seething. 010
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19hThat's basically why I left Facebook. Everyone I know had either already left or I could never see what they posted and everything else was just shit, plus I kept getting banned over stupid shit like posting the Wikipedia article for "Merkin". 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19hFor me it's "Yer anus," though if I'm feeling special I'll pronounce it right: "Ouranos." 000
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19hThis is how it's always been and always will be unless we take serious action to change things - not just the leadership and not just the economic or political system, but the fundamental foundations of human civilization. Capitalism sucks, but it wasn't capitalism that drove brutal empires. 000
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19hWe're locked in because everyone we know is there and we're in communities, plus habit and inertia. Plus in the case of creative types they're the only avenue we have to advertise ourselves outside of traditional publishers and such. 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19hWait...were they manufacturing Nuke?!robocop.fandom.comNuke―Cain, referring to his various versions of Nuke[src] Nuke was a highly-addictive and most pleasurable narcotic that was made by the drug lord and leader of the Nuke Cult, Cain. Unlike narcotics proce... 040
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 20hSchadenfreude, catharsis, nihilistic absurdity, sarcasm, and caffeine 😁 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 21hFuck hope: embrace spite! 😁 Though I do like this: 140
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 21hLike: "Work harder!" I did. "Work smarter!" I did. "Go to school!" I did. "You didn't get the right degree." And on and on, constantly making excuses to blame the poor and do nothing. God, I have a whole fucking rant for this shit. 040
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 21hAs a poor, I feel you so hard. It's worse when you're surrounded by bootstrappers who are convinced that anyone can become rich if they just do X, where X is a line in the sand that they keep erasing and withdrawing every time you explain you already did that. 130
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 21hOh wow! They didn't even bother to do the bare minimum to change the design? I don't suppose you have the resources to sue? 120
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ohio, and some woman talking head was going on about how getting an abortion would be wrong and how the fetus was a gift from god and, like, just typing that out makes me want to vomit. 030
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There was a whole Bojack Horseman episode where women started coming out en masse wanting to arm themselves and within a week the government started enacting gun control. 250
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Do I like Joker and find it interesting? Yes. Do I love it? No. Do I see where loser men would love it? Oh definitely! Meanwhile, I can't think of Boondock Saints anymore without thinking of Team Four Star's Hellsing Abridged. 010
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my pulp WIP is fast-paced action-adventure that touches on some really heavy and ugly themes. I figure my sci-fi WIP is probably the one with a chance of a real audience. I figure none really have an audience except clones of me. 000
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sometimes kinda but I'm not sure really. My cyberpunk WIP isn't very cyberpunk (at least not by the tropes) and it's very slice-of-life, my fantasy WIP isn't very fantasy and also very slice-of-life, the war epic series I've been fiddling with has a lot of left wing milsf/fantasy theme, and 100
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Seriously! Just the other day I was driving home and had some reflective-sunglasses-wearing-asshole in a giant truck agressively weaving lanes and tailgating. Probably late for his daily park-and-rant session in the Walmart parking lot. God forbid he not own the libs! 100
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wow...they didn't even bother to file the serial numbers off, did they? 040
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's good to see game art getting attention. I'm always thrilled by the work that goes into, well, basically everything: environments, characters, sound, music, gameplay - all of it such amazing art by aamzing people. 150
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is a police line-up from a Redwall story set in the modern day. 020
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I remember the time I was walking out and saw a grumpy-looking Boomer with a pistol on his hip coming in. I started fast-walking so I could avoid becoming a statisirc. 100
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wishing him a very merry Rotting From the Inside. 100
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The ither day I saw some privileged dickhead whing a iut the kids using slang like."unalive" and whatnot and now they need to just say it I pointed out that they ban people arbitrarily for this stuff and he just said (parsphrased) "lol who cares it doesn't affect me!) 080
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yay, they're banning posters for speech that, constitutionally, is protected! Fucking moderation I swear to god... 020
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I suppose not: it lets you manipulate the algorithm to show you what you want to watch at any given time. My account is chaotic as hell and the algorithm has no idea what to do with me. 100
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, awesome! Sword Interval was, when I read through it, really, really awesome. 020
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The series has been a delightful surprise to me because it's just so damned weird and always very cute and not-infrequently genuinely sad, plus the fights are quite good and the animation is not just top-notch but varied. Fuckin' awesome series! 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, forgot to mention the disease: anti-vax is unfortunately alive and well in 2097 and despite common vaccines being available for free (sometimes) a lot of people don't vaccinate so people are sick all the time and a disturbingly-high number of kids and old people die every year from disease. 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember when he tried to sue the advertisers to force them to advertise, claiming there was an illegal conspiracy to boycott Xitter? 010
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026from the buildings, they cook on open electric stoves, and survive on sacks of cornmeal, rice, and beans. Everywhere there are shady people coming and going, some of whom are harmless and others genuinely dangerous; fights, violence, and gunfire are frequent. Cassie hates it there but can't leave. 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The interior is either too hot or too cold and usually humid. It's only livable thanks to constant work by the occupants to keep the place semi-repaired. Outside, most space is covered in shanties built to house climate refugees. There's minimal sanitation, their water and electricity is stolen 120
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Her building is falling apart: chipped and moldy concrete walls, pipes leaking water (or worse), dimly-lit halls, elevators that often infrequently work, homeless people sleeping outside or in homemade "coffins" (enclosed bunk beds), and everything smells like trash, sewage, and mold. 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The entire space is incredibly crowded with their possessions. Think something like this: 120
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026out of order (they make due with plastic tubs and hand-washing). They all sleep in a bunk bed: mom and boyfrined on the bottom, her and the kids on the top on a thin mattress laid atop plywood; when her grandmother was alive she slept on the floor. 110
Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In my cyberpunk WIP Cassie lives in an approximately 80 square foot apartment with her three siblings, mother, and mother's boyfriend. It's roach-infested, the walls are concrete, the shower barely works, the ventilation is poor, there's no window, and the entire building's laundry facilities are 110