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Undercaffeinated Eel

@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social
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Barely-functional curmudgeon Tired Leftist Queer ally, ride or die This shit? Definitely too old for it Sometimes writer Oh and, for the record . . . fuuuuuuuuuuck AI

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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 1h
Didn't Romans sometimes just get lazy and name their kids after birth order?
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 1h
Who cares? Aren't we all supposed to be moving away from "What makes more money" as the root of society?
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 16h
MFW when a man
Xiaoling Chavez protectively squeezing Kim Ross while Aurem Stolas continues to invades Kim's personal space. (From Dark Science #191)
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 3h
Holy shit! Hell Comes to Frogtown. Now that's blast from weird-ass past!
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 5h
#writesky #writingcommunity Heads up to the writing community for your modern-day vampire characters...
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 7h
I'd say...two years, getting progressively worse. It's long enough to drag out but not long enough that he can get some decent "bucket list" living in, and there's enough time to contemplate the inevitable and how he did this to himself.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A baby giraffe's first zoomies are just what I needed to see tonight. I hope it brings you joy, too.
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Hall Of Mirrors Artworks @homartworks.bsky.social · 20h
Still no more help. Still 15/2000. Have not slept yet. May not. I only have like....eight hours max. Please PLEASE help. Boost if nothing else. I'm scared, tired, and desperate. #MutualAid #TransCrowdFund #HelpFolksLive2026 #Emergency
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19h
Now imagine copping a one month ban for it (fuckin Facebook...)
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19h
#writingcommunity #writesky Does anyone have any suggestions for good sites to set up a blog? I'm thinking of giving blogging a try again now that I have some stories and junk to post. Ideally I want something simple - nothing fancy, just something that'll get the job done. Any ideas?
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19h
Fuck yes! Saved from the trash AND making a lot of money? Warned Bros has got to be seething.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19h
That's basically why I left Facebook. Everyone I know had either already left or I could never see what they posted and everything else was just shit, plus I kept getting banned over stupid shit like posting the Wikipedia article for "Merkin".
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19h
A meme featuring Bugs Bunny holding out his hands as if to take something with a hammer and sickle background. The text reads "Uranus? No, Our-anus."
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19h
For me it's "Yer anus," though if I'm feeling special I'll pronounce it right: "Ouranos."
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19h
This is how it's always been and always will be unless we take serious action to change things - not just the leadership and not just the economic or political system, but the fundamental foundations of human civilization. Capitalism sucks, but it wasn't capitalism that drove brutal empires.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19h
We're locked in because everyone we know is there and we're in communities, plus habit and inertia. Plus in the case of creative types they're the only avenue we have to advertise ourselves outside of traditional publishers and such.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 19h
Wait...were they manufacturing Nuke?!
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Nuke
―Cain, referring to his various versions of Nuke[src] Nuke was a highly-addictive and most pleasurable narcotic that was made by the drug lord and leader of the Nuke Cult, Cain. Unlike narcotics proce...
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 20h
Ah. Bloody rampage of revenge it is!
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 20h
Schadenfreude, catharsis, nihilistic absurdity, sarcasm, and caffeine 😁
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 21h
Fuck hope: embrace spite! 😁 Though I do like this:
A Twitter screenshot from Matthew / @crowsfault from March 10, 2022. The text reads:

People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephermeral thing made of whispers and spider's web. It's not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 21h
Like: "Work harder!" I did. "Work smarter!" I did. "Go to school!" I did. "You didn't get the right degree." And on and on, constantly making excuses to blame the poor and do nothing. God, I have a whole fucking rant for this shit.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 21h
As a poor, I feel you so hard. It's worse when you're surrounded by bootstrappers who are convinced that anyone can become rich if they just do X, where X is a line in the sand that they keep erasing and withdrawing every time you explain you already did that.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 21h
Oh wow! They didn't even bother to do the bare minimum to change the design? I don't suppose you have the resources to sue?
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohio, and some woman talking head was going on about how getting an abortion would be wrong and how the fetus was a gift from god and, like, just typing that out makes me want to vomit.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There was a whole Bojack Horseman episode where women started coming out en masse wanting to arm themselves and within a week the government started enacting gun control.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do I like Joker and find it interesting? Yes. Do I love it? No. Do I see where loser men would love it? Oh definitely! Meanwhile, I can't think of Boondock Saints anymore without thinking of Team Four Star's Hellsing Abridged.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my pulp WIP is fast-paced action-adventure that touches on some really heavy and ugly themes. I figure my sci-fi WIP is probably the one with a chance of a real audience. I figure none really have an audience except clones of me.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes kinda but I'm not sure really. My cyberpunk WIP isn't very cyberpunk (at least not by the tropes) and it's very slice-of-life, my fantasy WIP isn't very fantasy and also very slice-of-life, the war epic series I've been fiddling with has a lot of left wing milsf/fantasy theme, and
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seriously! Just the other day I was driving home and had some reflective-sunglasses-wearing-asshole in a giant truck agressively weaving lanes and tailgating. Probably late for his daily park-and-rant session in the Walmart parking lot. God forbid he not own the libs!
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow...they didn't even bother to file the serial numbers off, did they?
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's good to see game art getting attention. I'm always thrilled by the work that goes into, well, basically everything: environments, characters, sound, music, gameplay - all of it such amazing art by aamzing people.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a police line-up from a Redwall story set in the modern day.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well that's not good.
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember the time I was walking out and saw a grumpy-looking Boomer with a pistol on his hip coming in. I started fast-walking so I could avoid becoming a statisirc.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wishing him a very merry Rotting From the Inside.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The ither day I saw some privileged dickhead whing a iut the kids using slang like."unalive" and whatnot and now they need to just say it I pointed out that they ban people arbitrarily for this stuff and he just said (parsphrased) "lol who cares it doesn't affect me!)
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yay, they're banning posters for speech that, constitutionally, is protected! Fucking moderation I swear to god...
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I suppose not: it lets you manipulate the algorithm to show you what you want to watch at any given time. My account is chaotic as hell and the algorithm has no idea what to do with me.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, awesome! Sword Interval was, when I read through it, really, really awesome.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The series has been a delightful surprise to me because it's just so damned weird and always very cute and not-infrequently genuinely sad, plus the fights are quite good and the animation is not just top-notch but varied. Fuckin' awesome series!
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, forgot to mention the disease: anti-vax is unfortunately alive and well in 2097 and despite common vaccines being available for free (sometimes) a lot of people don't vaccinate so people are sick all the time and a disturbingly-high number of kids and old people die every year from disease.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember when he tried to sue the advertisers to force them to advertise, claiming there was an illegal conspiracy to boycott Xitter?
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
from the buildings, they cook on open electric stoves, and survive on sacks of cornmeal, rice, and beans. Everywhere there are shady people coming and going, some of whom are harmless and others genuinely dangerous; fights, violence, and gunfire are frequent. Cassie hates it there but can't leave.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The interior is either too hot or too cold and usually humid. It's only livable thanks to constant work by the occupants to keep the place semi-repaired. Outside, most space is covered in shanties built to house climate refugees. There's minimal sanitation, their water and electricity is stolen
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Her building is falling apart: chipped and moldy concrete walls, pipes leaking water (or worse), dimly-lit halls, elevators that often infrequently work, homeless people sleeping outside or in homemade "coffins" (enclosed bunk beds), and everything smells like trash, sewage, and mold.
The interior of a Hong Kong coffin apartment: a bunk bed enclosed with plywood. The entire space is crowded with possessions on wall shelves including pictures, wall hangings, clothes, etc. The perspective is from a man's view: he lays in the coffin watching TV and eating beans directly from a can.Interior of a hall in Kowloon Walled City. The floor is wet, broken concrete, the walls are concrete, and store fronts line both sides. The hall is lit with fluorescent lighting. Pipes and wires run along the ceiling.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The entire space is incredibly crowded with their possessions. Think something like this:
A top down image of a Hong Kong coffin apartment. The space is probably only about 40 square feet and crowded with possessions; a bunk bed takes up half the space. Two kids are on the top bunk, one doing their homework and the other sleeping beside various possessions. One of their parents can be seen sitting on the bottom bunk.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
out of order (they make due with plastic tubs and hand-washing). They all sleep in a bunk bed: mom and boyfrined on the bottom, her and the kids on the top on a thin mattress laid atop plywood; when her grandmother was alive she slept on the floor.
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In my cyberpunk WIP Cassie lives in an approximately 80 square foot apartment with her three siblings, mother, and mother's boyfriend. It's roach-infested, the walls are concrete, the shower barely works, the ventilation is poor, there's no window, and the entire building's laundry facilities are
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