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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eventually you're gonna end up doing this enough times you'll be able to combine the disparate pieces into one whole new OC
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm assuming it was you randomly mentioning wanting to learn 80s/90s anime cell shading style Since apparently just expanding your style portfolio is an unconscionable distraction no artist would ever be caught dead doing
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think I watched this for about a full hour and a half while in a call
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Bwillett Comics, Monster Boyfriend Specialist @bwillettcomics.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Word of mouth is basically the only way small team projects can gain any traction. People hate ads with a passion, and ignore creators when they pitch their own work. But people will give something a chance when a person they know says they like something
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Or, alternatively to a thread on the nuanced prospects of a traditional by-election - every other party could coordinate to leverage the nation's entrenched silliness & pitch a "Which Way Western Man" between Farage & Count Binface. I hate to hand it to Britain, but this is VERY funny.
A headline preview under a picture of Count Binface & Nigel Farage.
"No confirmed candidates to run against Farage other than Count Binface"
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That sort of what you're aiming at?
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
For sure, it's all connected To me at least, the distinction between those terms reads as: Mechanics are how the Inventory Literally works Presentation is how it looks, but also feels to use Implementation is how the Inventory is used within the context of the game's overall experience
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Presentation tends to support Theme Themes are like the central message/idea of a work, whereas Presentation involves how that is conveyed to an audience So in my mind, the way an Inventory is Presented, and how it works Mechanically aught to both support a games Theme, ideally
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*in confession" "... But enough about me. Soooo, what's going onnn? I heard there's been a schismmmm." [Sound of straw sucking dregs of iced coffee]
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🦎Galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
if this shit becomes the norm do you have any idea how many people are gonna get scammed or impersonated or blackmailed or all of the above
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🔞Cass, The Rocker Queen🔞 @cassrockerqueen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
In the most literal sense, this took me 30 seconds. Please do this right now. Do not put it off.
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They say Melina is the GEQ Only because they think there's enough evidence I say Melina is the GEQ because so little is explicitly stated about either, that I can just play in that space and use her to tie details together in ways that Specifically make Everything Worse for fun We are Not the same
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
that being said, miquellas charm powers when using the bewitching branch were also always kinda purply and since the rune is used to directly influence the effect of his charms it could also just be a reference to that whether the bewitching branch has anything to do with trina or not
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
not that these should be considered a definitive source but the story trailer suggests the idea of trina being tied to miquella's fate and the amber starlight shard location is internally called st trina's hideaway so that wouldn't be an unreasonable to believe that's what the colour is suggesting
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
That's actually really funny because up until now, I genuinely didn't know this sort of mechanic had a name already I've been toying on implementing something that did functionally the same sort of thing through convergent evolution it would seem
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Every new demand for his resignation makes this manifesto cover 10 times funnier
Sir Keir Starmer in black & white looking gormless next to a red word "Change"
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Tamsin the Sword ⚔️ Monster 🧌 @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 16/04/2026
This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.
BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social • 1h
I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS.
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Karl Olson 🌸 Ultraklystron
@karlrolson.com
Good thing i screencapped it

BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social
I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS.

Why @why.bsky.team • 8d
Looking forward to what the "ai sucks ackshoeally" crowd has to say about this one.
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Heck, I feel like there's enough implied character and proactive malice in there that if the scope zoomed in a little further to focus on Just This, Godrick as a Threat would be a genuinely great capstone to a game that took place entirely within the scope of Limgrave It just makes sense to me
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If I had to make an Elden Ring movie that was, accessible, wasn't gonna cover the entire game, featured known characters, didn't create new "Lore", and kept a more personal scope I'd have a random tarnished get kidnapped and have to experience The Horrors as they try to escape Stormveil Castle
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
there's an easy way to figure out if you should vote for the greens or labour: you should support whichever party has the better chance at keeping the pro-genocide racists out of power. which is always the greens, because labour are that
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Proud to be endorsed by the Green Party 💚
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It can't be stressed enough: the framework for this travesty was been established & maintained by Tory, Lib Dem, & Labour governments. If Farage wins power you must NOT waste time with "this never would have happened under Starmer" pissantry - it quite literally would not be possible without him.
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I should think so, by this point they're old as heck
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Padfoot's sex is "non-committal shrug"
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Did you know you can do things? That the horrors of the world are being carried out by people who only do so because the *feel* protected, by money, & pieces of paper, & fear? Did you know all of that can be taken away if enough of you are organized? Did you know the world is yours to win?
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
They were scared of padfoots power clearly
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Fuck ICE, Fox News, & the entire oozing empire.
A poem reading:


"A self proclaimed poet"
Is what Jesse Watters
led his defence of Renee Nicole Good's murder
on television. As if "poet" is just a word
as drenched in American disdain as "communist",
"Anti-zionist", or "activist". Refaat Alareer was
a poet. He is still
despite the missile which took his life
& those of his family. If I Must Die
will echo long after Palestine is free
& Good will outlive Fascism
if we fight. Now
have you written a poem?
In school? Have you condensed your love
or anger into verse? Have you been
a self proclaimed poet?

Will you fight so that no more poetry
of occupation & murder need be written?
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Now, my actual thoughts on who Godwyn was courting aside, are we talking as is, or in a new body PCR style? Cause while i'd be interested in seeing Godwyn closer to his prime as a concept I also think Trina riding Ulcerated Tree Spirit Godwyn would just be funnier
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 06/01/2026
No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Hands off Venuzela means hands off Cuba, Columbia, Iran, Somalia, Palestine, Yemen, Nigeria, fuckin Greenland - if you let ONE nation become an exception you let them ALL become targets for US imperialist pillage & ruin. Be angry & take it to a worthy space. Make them fear you as they should.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is. It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime. This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 03/01/2026
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I mean... I'm not gonna make this about Gloam-Eyed Melina... But it would hit a certain way if it was, if you know what I'm saying
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
whatever
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Can you people stop proving my points immediately? Make me work for my evidence for heaven's sake.
The below tweet from Spice followed up with: "Liberals in the imperial core always - wrongly - spout shit about how inaccessible theory is, insisting that revolutionaries should lower their sights; then go & spend $100 on treats from anti-union, AI-first, genocide supporting mega corps because they won't read an instagram infographic."

Another reply to the OP reads "that sounds exhausting lmao"
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My headcanon is after Dolores was puppetted by Seluvis and Thiollier got charmed by Miquella, Trina needed another champion to begin sabotaging her other self So Padfoot developed the art with her in shared dreams during their travels Trina can't really use it herself until she's part of Trilania
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Yippee! My creature! The brainrot will only get worse
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The Palestine Project @palestineproject.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The campaign group Defend Our Juries said Thunberg's arrest could signal "a new level of repression", questioning whether police had misapplied the ban on Palestine Action or whether expressions of support for detained activists were now being treated as terrorism offences.
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caffeinatedArtificer @caffeinatedarti.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Honestly I still enjoy the zelda stuff when it's posted but if I had to guess, I bet people's ever-souring opinion of nintendo certainly wouldn't be helping matters
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 21/12/2025
i think if you use genai for anything, even writing an email, you're both a moron and a huge baby, and i dont want to play your video game as a result. its not that hard!
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
⭐ New Video 🪓 Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering Folks, this one's a bit big... youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
i havent revealed this character yet but look at these textures i did today. or else #revenant
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