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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

can’t believe tom watson gave up his dream job farting himself into oblivion and listening to oasis to join palantir and be hated by literally everyone. it has to be some sort of kink

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

incidentally UK music has really died a death under tom watson’s careful stewardship

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

it’s alright lads, the police have been urged

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

had some pretty rough times on coke before but never span out this badly

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

didn’t they do some shenanigans at one of the conferences under starmer to avoid an embarrassing vote on the conference floor?

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

rachel reeves hair, harbinger of fascism

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

being english or british doesn’t *mean* anything

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Steve Hills @merse10.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Villa have given Chelsea £160m across multiple transfers and Chelsea have given Villa £160m also. The laundrette has been very busy

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

driving a car in london is almost without exception a totally unnecessary and entitely selfish act (including EVs) and an actual war on motorists would be entirely justified

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

this is quite a didactic story, scrooge has no redeeming features, there is no grey area unless you are deeply depraved

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

why are ring doorbells not subject to planning permission when basic climate change adaptations to your home are?

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

videos frequently just don’t play or don’t have sound on this shitty app that they code using claude

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

can we stop at “he’s a narcissist”? why give ket a bad name? it can be pretty fun! it’s nothing to do with drugs, it’s that he is literally one of the worst people on the planet

A post from @jimstewartson on Twitter

A still from the horrible Elon Musk AI video with him wearing a white suit and hat

He posted this at like 3:44AM Texas time.
This is a messianic narcissist falling down a k-hole with no inhibitions about how suffocatingly cringe it is.
We must reverse engineer the path this broke-dick apartheid edgelord took, and burn it all down so he can't happen again.

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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

looks like simon the seagull needs to return

SIMON THE SEAGULL SAYS

"BE KIND ONLINE"

DON'T CYBERBULLY

DON'T USE RUDE WORDS

DONT SAY THE PRESS HAVE BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS WHEN HOUNDING A MAN TO DEATH WAS NECESSARY FOR WAGING A RACIST CULTURE WAR

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

mental that there has been a by-election fought between what was meant to be the next UK prime minister and a “joke” candidate and it has made zero impression on anyone because count binface is so painfully unfunny and repellent

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

old people in dead seaside towns in deeply held racism shocker

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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Ex-PM Starmer said, in response to Raise the Colours terrorising people, ‘I am supporter of flags’, ‘I’m very encouraging of flags. I think they’re patriotic and I think they’re a great symbol of our nation’ and his family had ‘got St George’s flag in our flat’ www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Raise the Colours Oxfordshire organiser Ben Cullen head-butted a highways worker after police were called to McDonalds in Benson where highways staff were attempting to remove flags from lamp posts;
Highways staff now wear unbranded PPE, work in unbranded vehicles, wear face coverings to hide their identity, and do not travel alone for fear of attacks;
Highways staff working on streetlight maintenance, not flag removal, have been spat on and abused by RTC supporters;
Cullen and his partner Trudy Wells posted the office addresses and phone numbers of highways depots online, leading to comments suggesting “hanging council workers from those same lamp posts”;
RTC Oxfordshire fixed trackers to the vehicles used by highways staff, then used this to find out their home addresses – which have been published online, and repeated to staff with threatening messages;
Highways depots now have to remain locked at all times;
A highways contractor’s sponsorship of a children’s football club is being rethought after concerns that children could be targeted.

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Smoothie Fuĝero @smoothiefugero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Amnesty UK être : Une millionaire nous menace de procès pour avoir dit que les nazis sont méchants nous présentons donc notre excuse à tous les nazis, non on ne pense pas que vous soyez méchants, bisous coeur

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

TfL should have their own e-bike scheme that is cheap, valid in all London boroughs and takes over multiple car-parking spots on every street so they can be parked up easily

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times

reuters:

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

i have ADHD and don’t really eat that much processed food, nor did i particularly have any issues with ‘regimented education’. work that one out lads

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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Such is the nature of the Labour Party that whenever there’s a cabinet reshuffle every sacking will be hilarious but every promotion will be horrifying

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

don’t think it’s going to go well with burnham but it is at least quite smart (and funny) to ditch all of starmer’s wreckers and losers

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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Viva España

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

people like this are addicted to their cars and will just come up with any old nonsense to justify it

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

stuff like this is just von Hindenburg levels of complacency from people solely concerned with electoral politics. tactical voting may well stop them this time but what then? have the front national/RN gone away in France?

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

generally find this stuff tedious anyway but why does this guy have to be so particularly unfunny

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

whennnnn the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s projection

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

in kent and there are tattered, decaying union jacks on every lamppost. rancid county

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

sack rachel reeves and proscribe the tony blair institute. can be done quickly and at relatively low cost to the taxpayer on day 1 of an andy burnham government

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

ur bf thinks paraguay were an absolute disgrace tonight

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

feel like the BBC pundits are over-egging it over how paraguay acted… it really wasn’t that bad??

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

there are some really easy wins here for politicians who aren’t comprehensively addicted to losing

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

oh my god they are promoting… mischief now????!! whatever next

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

looking forward to ed balls being skewered by ed balls on smtv live or whatever the fuck

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

you sort of deserve to be scammed if you a) think these monstrosities are real plants and b) would want them in your garden

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

these peoples’ lives are just one big wallet inspection – it’s not even discrete wallet inspections at this point

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

looking at getting external shutters for our windows and they seemingly don’t exist as a concept in the UK… and all the companies that sell the internal ones (not that useful for keeping cool) call them “plantation shutters”

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

so the one difference with starmer is that he’s northern?? not sure that is the magic bullet nationwide that it is in manchester

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

can’t remember the last time i saw someone with blue/purple hair, and i live in what this person would probably consider a blue hair neighbourhood. can’t imagine there are many in the PLP, which includes some of the most reactionary people in the UK?? why are these people so obsessed?

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

annoying thing about burnham becoming prime minister is it’ll probably save steve reed his seat

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

not a big fan of fossil fuels really but how long is the west going to allow israel to sabotage the stability of supply of the entire basis of their economies

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

russia will win in ukraine, invade poland and the rest of eastern europe, then occupy western europe, then invade the UK, and shoot all children eligible for breakfast clubs for reasons i can’t go into here. it is a mathematical certainty. and we could stop it all by ending breakfast clubs today

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cafedelmarx.bsky.social @cafedelmarx.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

“what’s that hanging between your legs?” “it’s the flex from a mini kettle. it’s supposed to be a tail”

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