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@cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social
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Ex-Yorkshire. Lucifan. Parent to many, many cats. #TheDirtyBirds

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 6h
Such fun when the life detection alarm goes off in the middle of the car park - the life in this instance being acmena smithii (lilly pilly) in the back seat. No way to turn the fucking thing off permanently. I love my car but the software/firmware needs work.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 12h
Turns out the earth moved last night, but not for me (I am 200km from the epicentre to be fair).
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 12h
Same! I'm on the other side of Melbourne though so maybe not surprising. House has got enough cracks in it, so glad I'm far away.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 12h
I'm sorry what
A screenshot of a notification from the Vic Emergency app; it says 'Community Update for Earthquake'
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was scrolling idly through my Youtube shorts and caught one clip with a familiar face - Kevin Rankin, playing a good cop this time. Malcolm Graham got redeemed by Lucifer in hell and was reincarnated as a good guy! 😄
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the questions assumed a religious affiliation, which I thought was a bit weird (the one about 'my faith...' - no option to skip or say 'not applicable'. I got 'Social Democracy' but it also said my moral position was way higher than the average, which I thought was weird.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean...yes?
A screenshot showing 'regimes furthest from you' (politically) as Nazi Germany, fascist Italy and Pinochet's Chile
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a handsome lad!
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With the way you get around, Sam, I wouldn't begrudge your wife and the painter.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear Anthropic, kindly fuck off. Love and huggles, Australia. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Anthropic pushes for opt-out model for Australian content as ABC warns of ‘cannibalisation’ of news
Maker of Claude claims AI could transform economy but ABC and SBS say the technology should be subject to media regulations
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Which state gov? Would be useful info in the headline.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'Hit hardest' this is a much needed correction from hugely over-inflated values!
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stop presenting house price correction as a bad thing.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guardian had a really annoying headline this morning, presenting house price correction as a bad thing.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the greatest TV moments, I remember it when it first aired. RIP Dame Esther.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My first thought was 'do they have nuts?' followed by 'you'd only need one to make a ton of pesto'
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't want to sound mean, but is his head Photoshopped?
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An awful decision that the Minns government should hang around its neck for eternity.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He'll give Trump tips on rigging the midterms.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My favourite Utopia scene. Watch it almost every month. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgsp...
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Australia's Defence Policy Explained | Utopia
YouTube video by Working Dog Productions
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck's sake.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just spent 30 minutes wrestling with an outdoor cat bed, it looked so simple on the box but the construction required maintaining four-way tension of the fabric cover, so by the time I was done I'd felt like I'd done a strenuous workout. The cats like it though, so that's a plus.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope the venue gave all their female staff the option to drop out of the shift with no penalty, but then they took a booking for a 'pro data centre' party so who knows.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lynx body spray, desperation and entitlement?
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was Tilly Norwood there?
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh damn, said the same thing before reading this!
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You'd think they'd be grateful a woman showed up, even if it was to protest.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought "It'll be 90% 'nice guys' complaining that women won't date them" and looking at the pictures I was depressingly correct.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My first thought too!
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
War criminal says what?
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuckin' finally.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hat tip to the deadset legend who spray-painted "FIX THE FUCKING ROAD" on the Maryborough Rd between Miner's Rest and Clunes.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like dogs, but I don't really want to see them in pubs. Am I alone in this? (Not talking about assistance dogs obv)
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Asking nicely? Rant on Truth Social? I can't wait...
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I read about that and I'm still not completely convinced it's not satire. Literally pings every single stereotype about 'woke' culture.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice cut-off on emal text @schehera.bsky.social
A screenshot from an email inbox, the email is from the Queensland Symphony Orchestra, it says 'Venture to ancient Arabia with Schehera...' (the full word should be 'Scheherazade')
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hello? Hi, I have Peter the Great on the line. He wants a word.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know you mean hooking up the dairy to the water mains but in my tired evening state for a moment I had visions of milk flowing through the pipes!
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stop the...oh wait.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I once showed my ID to a bouncer when I was about 10 days short of my 19th birthday. He said "Oh dear you just missed out (on entry) by ten days didn't you?" and I replied "Only if you're bad at maths" and amazingly he did not toss me out on my ear and let me in.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Angus Taylor is saying that one duty cut will be paid for by...another duty cut!?! Am I reading this right?
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Yeyeskies Midnight The Cat
Alt: Black cat with 'loading' symbol over its head
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The goose chasing man meme, no text needed.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🛬 MEL
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They all share the same (lack of) empathy.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I read this as '12th worst man ever' and thought 'given the competition, that's doing pretty well'.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🛫 SYD
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Haha no of course not.
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Presumably they'd offer treatment, i.e. gender-affirming healthcare?
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