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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 7h

I need a scent neutralizer bc I accidentally sprayed too much perfume

✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 22h

Nooooooooooooo Cats can taste with their nose And snakes can smell with their tongues 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm not tasting cats and snakes what 😭😭😭😭

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Idk if I'd ever travel crossing an ocean, regardless of the means of travel I feel like dying on land is better than dying on the endless deep dark water

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And yes I'm calling them banger posts even tho I only get zero to 4 likes but they're still bangers bc every time I come back and look at them, I laugh through my nose and think "haha nice"

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Listen- I only have banger posts bc I'm mentally ill, probably

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There's a song that says "I just wanna be myself tonight" but my brain always changes the lyrics to "I don't wanna be myself tonight" and what would Freud say about that

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And my therapist wants me to trade comfort foods for "comfort exercises"?? Girl be so fr rn I think I'm addicted to instant gratification help Or maybe commitment issues I don't wanna be human anymore where can I return myself to the fabric

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And then I think "this unhealthy lifestyle might be bad for me but at least I'll die momentarily satisfied"

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sometimes the holy spirit will possess me and I suddenly feel like I'm capable of exercising, eating healthy, fixing my sleep schedule, regularly studying, going to work and finding time for a small but fulfilling hobby Then I see some pizza or lasagna or cake or cookies or anything delicious

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Noooo don't tell him to calm down 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yes, all of these things I'm saying can actually happen! Although most of them are likely exaggerated a little bit

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mary Marry Merry Gem Gin Djin There were more words I was gonna say but I forgor

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How am I supposed to cope with the fact that I will never marry my favorite idols/artists/creators/fictional characters

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Turns out the guy had zero sex drive and she became asexual just to be with him bc they were in love Removing the tumor, he'd wanna have sex again, and the woman was like "that's not so bad 😜" That was such a bummer :// But, what else can we expect from an early/mid 2010's show 🤷‍♀️😭

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is a side quest, not the main diagnosis from the episode,but Asexual woman; House bets against Wilson that he can find a medical reason as to why she's asexual They out her husband is asexual too House finds out the husband has a tumor on some hormonal gland that lowers his libido

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Boy having nightmares of an old hag choking him while irl he was having trouble breathing He also levitated from his hospital bed Grampa did an exorcism, n conveniently the team gave him the correct medicine at the same time so he got better and the family believes the exorcism was what cured him

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Uuhh, I personally don't think the show is transphobic. Like most of the 2010's media, a couple of episodes that had intersex patients might have not been very well portrayed, and Dr. House does say one or two comments that might be offensive for some, but he's offensive to everyone

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ew, I found this on my phone now I wanna throw up 😭

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𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚 ☥ @3winters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i cannot lie my heart drops to my ass when i see this. what could anyone possibly have to say to me

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes I can taste the smell of things But it's more like "Oh, this tastes like the smell of that thing"

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This wasn't the diagnosis House was treating, but one patient was born intersex and when they were a baby the parents literally had to choose which genitals their kid was gonna have bc it was a situation that required surgery Idk how I'd live with the burden of that choice if I was them

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One patient was a pair of lungs outside the body. Just lungs. He had to diagnose lungs that were going to donation.

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Surgery to get the fetus out of the womb, do the surgery on the baby and then put it back inside the womb bc it wasn't time for it to be born yet

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This actually reminds me of an episode of Medium where a ghost was controlling her arm (bc she received a skin transplant from a dead person) And then the arm was trying to get the cadaver's pants out from the ⚰️

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The split brain wasn't the problem tho, nor was it curable, it was just a consequence of a brain surgery he had bc of seizures Turns out those weren't seizures he was having and now he has to live with brain damage that makes his arm act independently

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guy with split brain 1 of his arms had a different n independent personality n no one knew what it was trying to say bc that arm was controlled by the side of the brain that isn't responsible for speech I think it was the guy's deodorant that was causing his problem, but idk why his ARM knew that

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Teenager tested positive for pregnancy but it was actually just some time of cancer

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Woman with ocd that made her remember every second of every day she ever lived

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Correction: it was his cellmate's pet cricket, not rat

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Tinturas Cor&Doll @orathiago.com · 29/09/2026

simplesmente 99 de setembro de 2026

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Timmy & his Kotori-chans ( Ｏ ᗜ Ｏ ) 🚫️💞️ 🚫️🙏️ @p1timmy.weee.ee · 29/09/2026

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gloomy Ω @gloomywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can I offer you some yh in this trying time?? Yunho being tall as hell and having to sit down or bend over for his hair and makeup artists to be able to reach :)

Yunho bent at the waist in black pants and an orange shirt, with blonde hair. He is looking up at a woman in a white shirt and black pants who is fixing his makeup

Yunho sitting cross leg on the floor on a white backdrop in a photography studio, wearing yellow. Someone is fixing his hair with hairspray

Yunho bent at the waist with dark hair and wearing a lavender purple sweater, looking at a short woman who is fixing his hair

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

frog

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✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨ (semi ia) @cabbage-chan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah u save it forever in a way that u don't get notifs about that chain of emails It basically just hides the email so it doesn't clutter ur inbox, but if u do it u'll probably forget it's there

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