Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I asked the nursing supervisor what sort of milking was going on, like was it snakes for anti-venom? And she said no, it was for mothers who were pumping breastmilk that didn't have enough nutrients or something, so they could analyze it. But they do have a snake milking facility down the road. 033
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I just drove over an hour to a pathology lab to pick up a fetus, and on one of the doors inside the lab was a sign that said "privacy please, milking in progress." I thought of him. 120
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 07/08/2025children of the corn where the little girl is lookout and characters have to make a break for it and she waits until the coast is clear and then yells for them to go, like yelling "nobody's looking, nobody's looking!" And they have to book it across the street like bitch are you fucking kidding me 000
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 22/07/2025This just reminded me of the time I handed a cup of my 12 year old pee to a grown man through the bars of my window, taking his 50 bucks and thinking "I'm going to be so rich when I grow up" 020
Reposted by Cabana Macabrespooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 09/09/2024bro they're playing your leitmotif pizzicato. there's a slow clarinet lurking beneath it. you better not be about to betray me right now i swear to god bro 142034707
Reposted by Cabana Macabre✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay · 13/07/2025i love the musical oklahoma specifically for the side plot where the short king is begging his gf not to cuck him and she’s like “idk bro that’s like a HUGE ask” 3286
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 06/07/2025What's the easiest 5/5 stars you've ever given to a movie? #filmsky 050
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Bf: "And actually there are more like 100 episodes because there are supplemental ones if you support the Patreon, which I do. And you kinda need em to understand all the jokes." 120
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Bf: "Since I'm watching Twin Peaks for you, will you listen to this podcast I love that only has 50 episodes?" Me: "How long are the episodes?" Bf, lying: "About 90 minutes each?" Me: "Well, I AM making you watch Twin Peaks." 260
Reposted by Cabana MacabreKate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 30/06/2025we worked so hard on this, nights and weekends, trying our best to do a good job for the American people 442150684
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Well I didn't like the new headphones I bought so I just raw dogged the treadmill uphill for an hour whispering all of the lyrics to the first act of Cats 140
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 16/06/2025That's how I seduced my first college professor. 020
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I wore my Laura Palmer cameo necklace to work and someone was like "Oh is that your loved one? Is that someone you've lost?" And I was like "I miss her every day." 030
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 07/06/2025*setting up a body in the chapel* Me: "Is he... *making the sign of the cross* You know?" Work Partner: "A christian??" 040
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The funeral equivalent of a Karen: Griefzilla. She's here 5 hours early bitching about the fountain out front smelling like reclaimed water and chlorine... Babe it's a fountain. Also she hates our carpets. Chose this chapel but came early to say hates the carpets. Ain't even 8am. 050
Reposted by Cabana MacabreRogs @stev.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Cum shipping container Holds 33.2 cum 77813
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I love to make fun of people for watching ASMR videos but I also just watched elderly Patagonians brush lye into linens on river rocks for 30 minutes 090
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 26/05/2025“It feels good to know that if you’re here, you must be fine.” 🥹 030
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I've never seen Vampire in Brooklyn, but looking at the poster, I think it's the hottest Eddie Murphy has ever looked. 010
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Bought a new dress to wear to a friend's wedding next month. She posts engagement photos. Same dress. 040
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I'd never seen any of the Final Destination movies until last night, when I was persuaded to skip the first and start with the sequel. Today the garbage disposal acted up and you better believe I was elbow deep in it, ranting about that damn movie the entire time. "Help me step-death I'm stuck" 160
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Got really excited driving past the Five Below cause I thought the basketballs were pumpkins. I am sad to report that it is not Halloween yet and my eyes are bad. 050
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Interns (33M, 25F) have been blasting nu metal in the back of house for 2 days. On one hand I want to make fun of them, on the other, "Bring Me to Life" just came on and the first thing to pop out of my mouth was "did you know the chorus is exactly 23 seconds long" 0152
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Family member of the deceased who "belly danced in NYC for 40 years" swears it wasn't her who told my boss that I moonlight as a stripper. I said "jokes on whoever did it, the venn diagram of dancers and morticians is a circle. We call ourselves undertaker-offers." Also: My boss already knows. 0121
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Reading The Reformatory on a break in between embalmings, thinking about a particular Ralph Fiennes' death scene in Sunshine (not the Danny Boyle). I went to look it up and was reminded that he grips bisexual icon Rachel Weisz by the throat at some point so obviously I have to watch it again. 150
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I really wish I could have gotten into that one. I appreciate the artistry but billing it as a horror movie was way off. 110
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 30/04/2025The intense collective thirsty camaraderie of the ladies bathroom after a screening of Sinners 🤌🤌 1100
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Well it's not every day you get a personal invite from an opera director to a matinee of Ballad of Baby Doe, but it IS today! Thank you @operahockeyguy.bsky.social and Opera del Sol 💖 060
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 27/04/2025This week in a Florida funeral home: in the back of house there have been three mandatory breaks to watch Doechii's Alter Ego video in the past four hours, accompanied by coffee and mutual yearning to go gator shining with our hick friends 😩🤌 040
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Paused cage dancing so I could read "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" on my phone while Charles S. Dutton delivered a sermon in Alien 3 on the TV across the bar, thinking "yeah this feels right." "Why'd you stop dancing?" "So I could cross reference a 300 year old sermon." #filmsky 050
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 26/04/2025The four horsemen of cleaning up fuckin bloodstains Mufasa voice: They live in youuuuuu 260
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I am bustling around the kitchen making Easter supper and slave is chilling on the couch with his laptop. I just brought him a cup of coffee, not because I'm in service to him, but because in addition to being his Mistress, I'm a hostess and he's my guest. 160
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Update: I apologized for showing him unhinged shit and freaking him out and he said he had consented and I shouldn't feel bad. Either way he accepted the apology, and then there were a ton of gunshots outside, we ran out there and it turned out the Greek church was lighting off fireworks. 040
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Introduced houseboy to The Substance, I think he's traumatized because I have felt an absolute vibe shift. If I thought it wasn't serious, I would insist we watch The Fly next.... But I think he may need lighter material for the duration of this visit. 150
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 18/04/2025What I'm saying: "And then the doctor has 72 hours to sign before we forward the document to the state-" What I'm thinking: "Zoom zoom zoom make my heart go boom boom my super nova girl" 050
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Found a penny on heads yesterday and all day was just lucky as hell. Work was chill, I had a yummy lunch with my boyfriend, and when I got home, Houseboy was in fishnets with dinner on the table and wine poured. I received excellent service, and then Dune! He asked if we can watch Part 2 today 🤌🤌 150
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I introduced Favorite Houseboy to Dune tonight. I've been grooming him for this for a year, and watching him become radicalized, watching him watch Duncan Idaho fight twenty Sardaukar screaming "Get REKT! Get FUKT! That's my BOY!" Like no babe that's MY boy and it's you loving this 🥹🥹🥹 060
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 16/04/2025He said how flattered he was that I had requested a dick pic, even though it was only to make sure he was in his cage at the appointed time. I've started making him do random dick pic checkpoints though, just for fun. Hold random items near it for scale. It's cute AND makes him hyper aware. 060
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Favorite Houseboy is in town staying with me for the week, so we spent my day off yesterday reminding him how I like my house cleaned. As I sunbathed by the pool, I received a panicked phone call from work cause my underlings aren't getting anything done without my boots on their backs. 050
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I could also cast Oded Fehr but I'd have a hard time believing he could ever be cruel. 010
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 12/04/2025We've missed out on never casting 1987 Sean Chapman as Heathcliff. #filmsky 170
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 10/04/2025They handed me the personal effects in a bag still covered in decomp juices, all like "yeah there's some glasses, a watch, this metal thing, uh, some coins..." I pulled up a pic of a classic chastity cage, yelled "METAL RIG ACCESSORY" and told them to put it in the cooler, not the safe. Stinky. 010
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 10/04/2025HOLY SHIT A DECOMP BODY JUST CAME IN WEARING A CHASTITY CAGE HE DIED IN A CHASTITY CAGE AND NOBODY FOUND HIM FOR DAYS AND DAYS AND THEYVE GOT IT LISTED IN HIS PERSONAL EFFECTS AS "METAL RIG ACCESSORY" BRO 270
Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The masquerade at the end of To Catch a Thief, if only to admire everyone's outfits, jewelry, and wigs. 120