iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I just drove over an hour to a pathology lab to pick up a fetus, and on one of the doors inside the lab was a sign that said "privacy please, milking in progress." I thought of him.

120

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

children of the corn where the little girl is lookout and characters have to make a break for it and she waits until the coast is clear and then yells for them to go, like yelling "nobody's looking, nobody's looking!" And they have to book it across the street like bitch are you fucking kidding me

000

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

This just reminded me of the time I handed a cup of my 12 year old pee to a grown man through the bars of my window, taking his 50 bucks and thinking "I'm going to be so rich when I grow up"

A still from "Clarissa Explains It All," where 12 year old Sam is climbing through 12 year old Clarissa's window at night.

Caption: are we just going to ignore the fact that this dude would constantly climb through Clarissa's window in the middle of the night? Because if I were doing that as a teen to see some girl it would not be a family friendly show.

020

Reposted by Cabana Macabre

spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 09/09/2024

bro they're playing your leitmotif pizzicato. there's a slow clarinet lurking beneath it. you better not be about to betray me right now i swear to god bro

142036709

Reposted by Cabana Macabre

✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay · 13/07/2025

i love the musical oklahoma specifically for the side plot where the short king is begging his gf not to cuck him and she’s like “idk bro that’s like a HUGE ask”

3286

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

What's the easiest 5/5 stars you've ever given to a movie? #filmsky

A young white woman with long red hair clad in a brown caftan looks upward and opens her chest to reveal a raw and pulsating vagina.

050

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Bf: "Since I'm watching Twin Peaks for you, will you listen to this podcast I love that only has 50 episodes?" Me: "How long are the episodes?" Bf, lying: "About 90 minutes each?" Me: "Well, I AM making you watch Twin Peaks."

260

Reposted by Cabana Macabre

Kate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

we worked so hard on this, nights and weekends, trying our best to do a good job for the American people

442150684

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Well I didn't like the new headphones I bought so I just raw dogged the treadmill uphill for an hour whispering all of the lyrics to the first act of Cats

140

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

That's how I seduced my first college professor.

020

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I wore my Laura Palmer cameo necklace to work and someone was like "Oh is that your loved one? Is that someone you've lost?" And I was like "I miss her every day."

030

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

*setting up a body in the chapel* Me: "Is he... *making the sign of the cross* You know?" Work Partner: "A christian??"

040

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

The funeral equivalent of a Karen: Griefzilla. She's here 5 hours early bitching about the fountain out front smelling like reclaimed water and chlorine... Babe it's a fountain. Also she hates our carpets. Chose this chapel but came early to say hates the carpets. Ain't even 8am.

050

Reposted by Cabana Macabre

Talib Kweli @talibkweli.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Not the broooos 😂 😆

Kanye tweets Broooos please no00ooo so much
3:33 PM • 6/5/25 • 181K Views
We love you both

181495

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

I love to make fun of people for watching ASMR videos but I also just watched elderly Patagonians brush lye into linens on river rocks for 30 minutes

090

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

“It feels good to know that if you’re here, you must be fine.” 🥹

030

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I've never seen Vampire in Brooklyn, but looking at the poster, I think it's the hottest Eddie Murphy has ever looked.

010

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Bought a new dress to wear to a friend's wedding next month. She posts engagement photos. Same dress.

040

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I'd never seen any of the Final Destination movies until last night, when I was persuaded to skip the first and start with the sequel. Today the garbage disposal acted up and you better believe I was elbow deep in it, ranting about that damn movie the entire time. "Help me step-death I'm stuck"

160

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Got really excited driving past the Five Below cause I thought the basketballs were pumpkins. I am sad to report that it is not Halloween yet and my eyes are bad.

050

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Interns (33M, 25F) have been blasting nu metal in the back of house for 2 days. On one hand I want to make fun of them, on the other, "Bring Me to Life" just came on and the first thing to pop out of my mouth was "did you know the chorus is exactly 23 seconds long"

Nathan Fielder as Sully, listening to bring me to life on his iPod

0152

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Family member of the deceased who "belly danced in NYC for 40 years" swears it wasn't her who told my boss that I moonlight as a stripper. I said "jokes on whoever did it, the venn diagram of dancers and morticians is a circle. We call ourselves undertaker-offers." Also: My boss already knows.

0121

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Reading The Reformatory on a break in between embalmings, thinking about a particular Ralph Fiennes' death scene in Sunshine (not the Danny Boyle). I went to look it up and was reminded that he grips bisexual icon Rachel Weisz by the throat at some point so obviously I have to watch it again.

A dark haired white man with a mustache grips a dark haired white woman by the throat. She grips him by the wrist, looking into his eyes, and he is looking at her mouth.

Viewed from the side, both are wearing cream colored late 1930s attire.

150

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

The intense collective thirsty camaraderie of the ladies bathroom after a screening of Sinners 🤌🤌

1100

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Well it's not every day you get a personal invite from an opera director to a matinee of Ballad of Baby Doe, but it IS today! Thank you @operahockeyguy.bsky.social and Opera del Sol 💖

060

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

This week in a Florida funeral home: in the back of house there have been three mandatory breaks to watch Doechii's Alter Ego video in the past four hours, accompanied by coffee and mutual yearning to go gator shining with our hick friends 😩🤌

040

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Paused cage dancing so I could read "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" on my phone while Charles S. Dutton delivered a sermon in Alien 3 on the TV across the bar, thinking "yeah this feels right." "Why'd you stop dancing?" "So I could cross reference a 300 year old sermon." #filmsky

050

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

The four horsemen of cleaning up fuckin bloodstains Mufasa voice: They live in youuuuuu

Clockwise from top left:
Al Swearengen from Deadwood
Norma Bates from Bates Motel
Winston Wolf from Pulp Fiction
Hazel Evers from American Horror Story: Hotel

260

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I am bustling around the kitchen making Easter supper and slave is chilling on the couch with his laptop. I just brought him a cup of coffee, not because I'm in service to him, but because in addition to being his Mistress, I'm a hostess and he's my guest.

Black text on a white background:
Normalize masculine subs too. Not every sub is a femboy. I want to see those strong subs, hairy subs, chubby subs, older subs, subs with beards, subs in suits and uniforms,subs with deep moans. You don't need to fit into a little box. You are so handsome 💙

160

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Introduced houseboy to The Substance, I think he's traumatized because I have felt an absolute vibe shift. If I thought it wasn't serious, I would insist we watch The Fly next.... But I think he may need lighter material for the duration of this visit.

150

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

What I'm saying: "And then the doctor has 72 hours to sign before we forward the document to the state-" What I'm thinking: "Zoom zoom zoom make my heart go boom boom my super nova girl"

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

A blonde girl in high pigtails wearing a pink turtleneck and a rhinestoned blue vest smiles while looking offscreen

050

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Found a penny on heads yesterday and all day was just lucky as hell. Work was chill, I had a yummy lunch with my boyfriend, and when I got home, Houseboy was in fishnets with dinner on the table and wine poured. I received excellent service, and then Dune! He asked if we can watch Part 2 today 🤌🤌

150

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I introduced Favorite Houseboy to Dune tonight. I've been grooming him for this for a year, and watching him become radicalized, watching him watch Duncan Idaho fight twenty Sardaukar screaming "Get REKT! Get FUKT! That's my BOY!" Like no babe that's MY boy and it's you loving this 🥹🥹🥹

060

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

He said how flattered he was that I had requested a dick pic, even though it was only to make sure he was in his cage at the appointed time. I've started making him do random dick pic checkpoints though, just for fun. Hold random items near it for scale. It's cute AND makes him hyper aware.

060

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Favorite Houseboy is in town staying with me for the week, so we spent my day off yesterday reminding him how I like my house cleaned. As I sunbathed by the pool, I received a panicked phone call from work cause my underlings aren't getting anything done without my boots on their backs.

Roy Scheider as Bob Fosse in "All That Jazz"

A slender and graceful blonde white man with facial hair and a cigarette in his teeth does jazz hands and Marx brothers eyebrows in the mirror, exclaiming "it's showtime, folks!"

050

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

We've missed out on never casting 1987 Sean Chapman as Heathcliff. #filmsky

Dark haired, dark eyed Englishman, drenched from the rain, stands in the doorway with a surly expression

170

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

HOLY SHIT A DECOMP BODY JUST CAME IN WEARING A CHASTITY CAGE HE DIED IN A CHASTITY CAGE AND NOBODY FOUND HIM FOR DAYS AND DAYS AND THEYVE GOT IT LISTED IN HIS PERSONAL EFFECTS AS "METAL RIG ACCESSORY" BRO

270

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I just went and saw Vampire Hunter D for the first time. It was great, I enjoyed it a lot, but the main theme is... Well the first four notes are so directly ripped from Nightmare on Elm Street that now I'm going to go home and watch that. If I fall asleep, I fall asleep 💀

040

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Sending him a gif of Rita Repulsa to let him know I'm ready to begin our video chat (goon session)

An evil looking woman with white hair styled into horns rises from a pipelike structure, arms outstretched, cackling against a desert background.

1161

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

There's a funeral director and embalmer we hired 3 months ago. He's been a huge help in the back, but he's quitting because he is not used to this kind of volume and he thinks it will break him if he stays. We respect his choice, but we like him so we're making a Chantilly cake to say goodbye.

My work wife using my rolling pin to crush graham crackers, while blueberries, raspberries, and strawberries await on a pink cutting board

060

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Spending my migraine laying in the dark listening to Werner Herzog narrate his memoir "Every Man for Himself and God Against All." Such a shame because I know it's an amazing hair day, I've seen myself in the mirror, I look amazing and I feel like I've taken a hatchet to the skull.

040

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Every time I look at Mikey Madison, I see Top Dollar from The Crow.

040

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

"The femme fatale has a long history. Overall, she could be described as lascivious, lovely, lying and lethal. However, equally crucial is her relationship with men, exemplified by the way definitions of the character focus exclusively on the effect she has on the men that cross her path." 📖

reinventionjournal.org

View of The New Femme Fatale in 'Jennifer’s Body' | Reinvention: an International Journal of Undergraduate Research

020

Cabana Macabre @cabanarama.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

*googling images of Nick Nolte to illustrate how driving from West to East at 7:00 a.m. makes me feel, but none of them show him blinded by morning sunshine and yelling "GODDDDDDDD DAMMIIIIIIIIT"*

130