Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Ah, the fuckwits and their fireworks have started early this year. Joy. 000 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So Willock went down injured and had to go off the pitch for a minute, leaving us with 10. But Van Ewijk who also went down injured stayed on and played a part in the goal. Ok. #NUFC 001 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Would have been interesting to see how many would have voted to keep the current one if it was an option. I assume that 68% who voted for this would have been A LOT smaller if so #NUFC 100 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 08/08/2026One match, one trophy. Not a bad start for Jaissle that like #NUFC 0163 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 04/08/2026You could have a deal in place, ready to go at the same time though before you sanction the player leaving. Other teams do. Unless, once he leaves the club have his replacement all lined up and ready to announce in the coming days, then I shall happily eat my words 100 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Here you go Kev When the video came out I made the crest based on the silhouette and the faint line work in the background throughout the video. Couldn't be bothered to finish the scroll and there was no linework for the castle but you get the jist Looks crap. Keep the current one 👍 #NUFC 310 0
Reposted by ChrisMemecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Thank you for everything, Mad Dog 🖤🤍 2438 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Oh shit, just realised that means Mad Dog is going as well! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! #NUFC 010 0
Reposted by ChrisAmanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social #nufc Worth a watchm.youtube.comFabrizio Romano Threatened Me With Legal Action - He’s Rattled, And I’ve Got Proof! YouTube video by Blackandwhitebanter 1133 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I wish I had that kind of luck, I left some at my mam's when I was younger, went back a few years later and they'd all gone. Think she gave them all to charity 🤣 100 0
Reposted by ChrisMemecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Arguing over "Here We Go's" - we've reached a new low. Can we please just band together and make transfers surprising again? Nobody wants 14 empty updates ahead of an opening bid that might not even happen. Mute Fabrizio Romano this summer 🔇 5407 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Embroidered trefoil on the shirt, heat pressed trefoil on the shorts. I don't get why. I would have bought the Pro GK shirt as well, the stitching on the crest on the standard top looks gash 010 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The grey keeper top is very nice, but why can't we get an authentic version? Castore sold Pro GK tops, why can't Adidas? #NUFC 100 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Arsenal: "How much for Bruno?" Newcastle: "£85m to start a conversation" "Ok, 85m US Dollars it is" "No, 85m POUNDS" "Ah, ok, got it. 85m Euros" "No, 85m POUNDS! "Gotcha...85m Chilean Pesos?" #NUFC 041 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"RIP Legend" whilst whacking the price of a signed Score Draw replica up to £500 to try and profit off Keegan's passing. What an utter cockwomble, if you're on Vinted, get him blocked 👍 #NUFC 020 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Only one option for my office attire today #NUFC #KingKev 0280 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Christ knows, well they've been swiftly deleted at least. Still getting blocked mind 000 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What a horrible little twat, trying to profit off Keegan's death by uploading these tonight. If you're on Vinted, get him blocked Twat. #NUFC 110 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Surely the wife can't argue with this going up in the living room. It can replace a picture of one of the kids #NUFC #KingKev 0110 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Genuinely gutted about Keegan. The term legend goes thrown about easily these days but this guy was the very definition of the word, both as player and manager for #NUFC and every other team he represented. RIP King Kev 081 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Of course, like you say neither Bruno nor the club have said anything official. It's all agent driven hearsay. However, for optics sake it would go a long way if he ditched his agents as they've obviously paid Fab / Ornstein / others to spread the stories and try to get the fans to turn on him 100 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Let's be honest, it's the home shirt isn't it? No-one wants to wear that shite 🤣 Cheers Adidas 👍 #NUFC 050 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It's so easy for agents to get their players out of #NUFC. Step 1: Ask loads of clubs who is interested. Step 2: Pay Romano and the Athletic to spread shite. Step 3: Keep spreading until the fans turn against the player and call him a rat, making it impossible to stay. Step 4: Payday! 061 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The mustard & custard. Banger! Needs a comeback as next year's away kit. It's time @newcastleunited.com, make it happen #nufc 250 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I like the fact they've tried something different with the stripes. It's the busy sleeves that look awful to me, if it was a bit tidier and the stripes were more uniform, it would be a lot better and might not get as much hate. And as always, the noon patch is horrible. #NUFC 380 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 04/06/2026On the new #NUFC kit... They could have played around with the stripes but kept them the same width, it's annoying me that the white stripes appear so much bigger than the black ones And those busy sleeves are just awful!! Just simplify the design and make the stripes consistent, too much to ask? 350 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Yeah I realised the blue was off, but it only took 5 minutes and couldn't be bothered to turn the computer back on after to fix it 🤣 010 0
Reposted by ChrisMark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Someone created an open, fully searchable version of the Epstein email archive Warning : NSFW (unless you work in the White House, of course) www.jmail.worldjmail.worldJmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.comYou are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release. 32816512 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"If Newcastle's Academy needs a striker coach, I'm okay! I take my luggage, my family - we come back!" What are @newcastleunited.com waiting for, get him signed up to teach the young uns (and the first team) the art of the thunderbastard! #NUFCnewcastleunited.com'Newcastle have a chance' - Laurent Robert's verdict as two former clubs meet - Newcastle UnitedThere was no chance of a quiet entrance. 080 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Thank fuck the mackem at work was made redundant! #NUFC #SUNNEW 140 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Of course not, that would be a nightmare for your sibling. You need to get the kid TWO obnoxiously annoying loud toys, so when one is taken away, there's a backup 020 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Eddie Howe at half time: "Right lads, 1-0 up, keep it tight, don't do anything silly" Nick Pope: "Fuck that" #NUFC #UCL 0202 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Remember remember the 30th of October, the 31st of October, the 1st of November, the 2nd of November, the 3rd of November, the 4th of November, the 5th of November, the gunpowder treas... 000 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Nightly reminder. Bonfire night is the 5th November, NOT EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. Also, if you set off fireworks in your garden at any point, you are a cunt. That is all. 050 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Just going through my old doodles and thought before I deleted this one I'd 'Banksy it'. Looks better than the original! 🤣 Now to get on with drawing big Nick Woltemade! #NUFC #NEWWOL 1121 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Might have to pass that one on to @editkev.football 👍 From what I've read I'm pretty sure we're ok PSR wise this summer 110 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Personally I'd sack Wissa off and go for Maximilian Beier (who Brentford want to replace him) as Wilson's replacement Will be cheaper, is only 22, has scored a good amount every season Then bring in Vlahovic on loan and absolutely DO NOT sell Isak this window and sell him abroad next year #NUFC 390 0
