Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Ah, the fuckwits and their fireworks have started early this year. Joy. 000 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So Willock went down injured and had to go off the pitch for a minute, leaving us with 10. But Van Ewijk who also went down injured stayed on and played a part in the goal. Ok. #NUFC 001 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 08/08/2026One match, one trophy. Not a bad start for Jaissle that like #NUFC 0163 0
Reposted by ChrisMemecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Thank you for everything, Mad Dog 🖤🤍 2438 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Oh shit, just realised that means Mad Dog is going as well! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! #NUFC 010 0
Reposted by ChrisAmanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social #nufc Worth a watchm.youtube.comFabrizio Romano Threatened Me With Legal Action - He’s Rattled, And I’ve Got Proof! YouTube video by Blackandwhitebanter 1133 0
Reposted by ChrisMemecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Arguing over "Here We Go's" - we've reached a new low. Can we please just band together and make transfers surprising again? Nobody wants 14 empty updates ahead of an opening bid that might not even happen. Mute Fabrizio Romano this summer 🔇 5407 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Arsenal: "How much for Bruno?" Newcastle: "£85m to start a conversation" "Ok, 85m US Dollars it is" "No, 85m POUNDS" "Ah, ok, got it. 85m Euros" "No, 85m POUNDS! "Gotcha...85m Chilean Pesos?" #NUFC 041 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"RIP Legend" whilst whacking the price of a signed Score Draw replica up to £500 to try and profit off Keegan's passing. What an utter cockwomble, if you're on Vinted, get him blocked 👍 #NUFC 020 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Only one option for my office attire today #NUFC #KingKev 0280 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What a horrible little twat, trying to profit off Keegan's death by uploading these tonight. If you're on Vinted, get him blocked Twat. #NUFC 110 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Surely the wife can't argue with this going up in the living room. It can replace a picture of one of the kids #NUFC #KingKev 0110 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Genuinely gutted about Keegan. The term legend goes thrown about easily these days but this guy was the very definition of the word, both as player and manager for #NUFC and every other team he represented. RIP King Kev 081 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Let's be honest, it's the home shirt isn't it? No-one wants to wear that shite 🤣 Cheers Adidas 👍 #NUFC 050 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It's so easy for agents to get their players out of #NUFC. Step 1: Ask loads of clubs who is interested. Step 2: Pay Romano and the Athletic to spread shite. Step 3: Keep spreading until the fans turn against the player and call him a rat, making it impossible to stay. Step 4: Payday! 061 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 04/06/2026On the new #NUFC kit... They could have played around with the stripes but kept them the same width, it's annoying me that the white stripes appear so much bigger than the black ones And those busy sleeves are just awful!! Just simplify the design and make the stripes consistent, too much to ask? 350 0
Reposted by ChrisMark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Someone created an open, fully searchable version of the Epstein email archive Warning : NSFW (unless you work in the White House, of course) www.jmail.worldjmail.worldJmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.comYou are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release. 32816512 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"If Newcastle's Academy needs a striker coach, I'm okay! I take my luggage, my family - we come back!" What are @newcastleunited.com waiting for, get him signed up to teach the young uns (and the first team) the art of the thunderbastard! #NUFCnewcastleunited.com'Newcastle have a chance' - Laurent Robert's verdict as two former clubs meet - Newcastle UnitedThere was no chance of a quiet entrance. 080 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Thank fuck the mackem at work was made redundant! #NUFC #SUNNEW 140 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Eddie Howe at half time: "Right lads, 1-0 up, keep it tight, don't do anything silly" Nick Pope: "Fuck that" #NUFC #UCL 0202 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Remember remember the 30th of October, the 31st of October, the 1st of November, the 2nd of November, the 3rd of November, the 4th of November, the 5th of November, the gunpowder treas... 000 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Nightly reminder. Bonfire night is the 5th November, NOT EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. Also, if you set off fireworks in your garden at any point, you are a cunt. That is all. 050 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Just going through my old doodles and thought before I deleted this one I'd 'Banksy it'. Looks better than the original! 🤣 Now to get on with drawing big Nick Woltemade! #NUFC #NEWWOL 1121 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Personally I'd sack Wissa off and go for Maximilian Beier (who Brentford want to replace him) as Wilson's replacement Will be cheaper, is only 22, has scored a good amount every season Then bring in Vlahovic on loan and absolutely DO NOT sell Isak this window and sell him abroad next year #NUFC 390 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Can't believe it's been 16 years since Sir Bobby Robson passed away An absolute legend of the game and a local hero #NUFC @newcastleunited.com ⚫⚪ 020 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 01/07/2025If this was the away kit, it would have been mint. One for the Brazilian boys and a nod back to the away kits of the late 80s. So close Adidas! @newcastleunited.com #nufc 150 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Petition to make this the away shirt! That's wasted as a keeper top @newcastleunited.com #nufc 140 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Handy list of sellers of fake shirts - AVOID ANYTHING SOLD BY THESE ACCOUNTS. Some of these are specifically targeting Newcastle United fans. Avoid buying anything from them, they all sell cheap fakes and some are pretending they're real to scam you. Do yourselves a favour and block them 👍 #NUFC 451 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 09/05/2025For the new club crest I think we should go back to the classic initials with an modern update obviously. Could bring a nod to the castle in at the top. @newcastleunited.com 261 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 14/04/2025DO NOT BUY THIS SHIT! I bought this last year, was listed as real on a mannequin with blurry pics so took a gamble & it's a terrible fake. Quickest I've ever returned anything in my life! Quality was AWFUL, weird fitting & was a small, not the medium on the tag. AVOID! #NUFC @newcastleunited.com 010 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 23/03/2025If you're looking to buy any Newcastle tops off Vinted / Depop etc and are unsure if they're real, feel free to ask and I'll happily let you know, getting sick of seeing so many scams on there. This for example is a Score Draw shirt with an Umbro logo added and tags cut out. Not cool Micky. #NUFC 031 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 17/03/2025This is the most needed thing in the history of most needed things. Knackered. ⬛⬜🏆 1161 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 11/03/2025So with everything that's going on at the club at the minute, Man Utd have decided to make their new stadium look like a CIRCUS!! Bold move Jim 🤣 150 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 12/01/2025This was always going to happen. Ali040 over on @vintedUK trying to take advantage of the re release by listing a cheap fake for £120!! Please don't buy this and report it if you can. What a scamming 🔔🔚! #nufc @newcastleunited.com 030 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Personally I think this is the best option for St James Park. (A very small thread) Let the fury commence 😂 #NUFC @newcastleunited.com ⬛️⬜️ 9222 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 30/11/2024This morning's doodle whilst the kids were swimming. Not #NUFC related but one of my favourite pairs of boots worn by one of my favourite players. R9 010 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 22/11/2024My daughter left her new locket lying around. Had to be done, it's been 3 days and she hasn't noticed yet #NUFC 1151 0
Chris @c4set.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Time to ditch Elon's cesspit. Where's all the Newcastle fans on here? #NUFC 12495 0
