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i do tech unfortunately she/her

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vich @vichblen.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
okay
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
not to get too right wing apparently but can someone explain to me why it matters that grummz made weird porn like, embezzling money from kickstarters is behavior we've known about for a long time, is the only real new info that he wasted money on red cameras
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
chat how many people do you think have had sex in a waymo
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
every now and again it just hits me that every sign indicates that we have to leave the country and i cry a little and my heart grows a little more black with hate
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This is fake. I generally think it's important to call fake news, but especially given the US very rapidly moving to fascism, it is important to be very clear about where we are in the process for people's planning purposes. This could have been real and likely will be real in the future.
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
saw Milk on the plane. Surprisingly mediocre movie that I wouldn't care even a little about if I didn't live in SF.
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I need to be kept in a glass terrarium as an amusement for a rich woman
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
the only thing I really miss about Twitter is the insane ads
An advertisement for "Butterbox," which states: Roasted Garlic Compound Butter Delivered To Your Door." The ad has 8 likes.
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"tpab is good" and other revelations I'm years late to
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
getting active in local politics to fill the hole in my heart left by being really bad at posting
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Why is Tokyo so fashionable? Some theories. 🧵
Saagar Enjeti tweets: "Probably a cold take but IMO Tokyo is the male fashion capital of the world: whether it’s western wear, suits, street wear the aesthetic is refined to the highest possible level

From the salaryman to the rebel teen they are impeccably dressed

It also helps no one is fat"
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
mistor bluesky won't you skeet the discourse mirstor bluesky it's moronic of course
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
newest conservative grift is to repeatedly assert that John Oliver is poorly researched by saying a source he did not cite is bad leftists will fall for this immediately to dunk on libs, completely unaware that he's been borderline saying "socialism now" for six years
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
recently went to some dem club meetings, hoping to get something done on the local level
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
been going to a lot of local political meetings and wow, it is, uh... I can see why national political figures are obsessed with procedure
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
watching an old man survive and a young man fight scared somehow Jake Paul wins and still looks like he lost
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
where is Lee Harvey Oswald
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
WHY ARE HIS CHEEKS OUT
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/11/2024
it might be hard and a long journey but a better world is possible
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I hope Mike Tyson unhinges his jaw and eats him
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Alright, folks. Someone make the case for me that rent control is good actually, because the overwhelming body of evidence I've seen suggests that it suppresses building supply, increases average rents via said constrained supply, and encourages landlord neglect.
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
anyone have an algorithm to auto add people you followed on twitter
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
you ever have a moment where you're like "damn, my feet have gotten rougher over the years, now I can't sell feet pics" as if you were 1, into feet, and 2, were ever going to sell feet pics
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
serverless architecture is a plague what the fuck do you mean I can't have asynchronous jobs run after I send a response by default in Next.js what thr fuck do you mean you want me to send emails before I send data to the client
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
so do we still call them skeets
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
twitter apparently thinks i'm a rat so here's what i've been up to i have a job in software dev at a startup and it's the best thing i've ever done. genuinely, actually making cool software for people doing real things, with people i like
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
twitter figured out I'm a developer so I might as well come here
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
no feeling quite like reading tragedy porn that involves one highschooler getting delinquents to gang rape another highschooler abruptly turn into a baseball manga
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
someone get halimedeMF on here holy shit
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
gambling addict (doing too many tasks and learning if i have enough energy)
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
alright this is a safe space to be ignorant, right? who manages the package repositories and what stops bad actors from adding packages that are just other packages but misspelled
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
me developing on Linux: hahaha ha ha! yeah! me installing Linux: oh god. fuck. ah. shit. fuck. aah.
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
I'm not burning out, that'd imply I was burning successfully
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
bunny cruise artist is here, go follow for normal boat comics
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
crystalline conflict is a good game
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
someone should make a list that finds them twitter folks you used to follow on here
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
she's so fucking evil I love her so much (white angels get no rest)
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
"white angels have no wings" made me feel palpable disgust the likes of which I haven't felt in ages, 10/10
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
an airport worker looked at me walking through the airport and shouted "ayo girl I've been there you got this" how's your day going
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
I'm on that keflex diet
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
junji ito is so funny to me. an art style that fucks severely paired with 3 versions of the thrilling tale of "what if this town was real fucked up"
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
vtuber is coming along
a picture of a 3d model of an elezen from ffxiv with an extremely distressing expression
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 22/07/2023
I'm really dragging ass lately and I don't want to eat anything. but I don't go to the doctor for this kind of thing, because every time I go to the doctor for feeling sick they're just like "fatigue isn't real! have u tried exercising about it?" and i can ignore my problems at home for free
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
why does it feel like one day there were 3 more john wick movies than the day before
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
bruh hollup the contraption is a mute list now I thought it was a guillotine
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
This is the most superficial town I have ever known, the most shameless, the most brazen city, with not a cent of pretense. It is exactly what it wants to be. Peace is a hotel room in Los Angeles.
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
It startles me just how much my mood improves when I travel. New setting, new location, new space, and it feels like air enters my lungs again.
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
tinder are you trying to get me to leave my wife
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
what if application developers didn't suck enormous donkey dick it's uploading a file, this file is almost certainly some bullshit csv, mang how hard can this be, how does your system fuck this up
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