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Bonfire🎴

@bytebonfire.bsky.social
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i do tech unfortunately she/her

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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
the only thing I really miss about Twitter is the insane ads
An advertisement for "Butterbox," which states: Roasted Garlic Compound Butter Delivered To Your Door." The ad has 8 likes.
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
she's so fucking evil I love her so much (white angels get no rest)
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
vtuber is coming along
a picture of a 3d model of an elezen from ffxiv with an extremely distressing expression
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
tinder are you trying to get me to leave my wife
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
this one got me checking the others to see if i missed anything
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
I bought rgb smart bulbs so I can mimic the color of the sun in my office so I can trick my brain into thinking I live in New York and I just brought the lamp into the bathroom so I can bathe in purple light it's joever, I'm an egirl
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
E
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
new hozier song just dropped
Hozier writing his 50th song about how hard he'd simp for a woman, with an accompanying image of someone writing fire
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
minor flex:
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
when the characters reach maximum stress they have meltdowns and the individual screen shots have this excellent comedy to them
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
seriously darkest dungeon 2 is just... a very good game, but also, incredibly funny?
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
i am going to create a feed that is so terrible
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
NOW WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO USE MY INVITES ON
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
anyways, here's what it looks like, and i want to eat it i want to eat my pan
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
youtube needs a j kenji lopez alt but for how to have sex
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
my childhood friends forgot I was trans, we're all gonna make it girls :')
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
I just think he's neat
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
There's a character in Jujitsu Kaisen whose entire gimmick is that he's a boring salaryman, except he's like the coolest dude in the series. His power is the ability to cut things on a 7/3 ratio, which is a pun on his haircut His other power is that he's stronger if he's forced to work overtime
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
I made this (my wife made this)
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
spent the day offline and apparently missed some shit
indian american 1, tracking the ground: White man was here. 
IA 2: How can you tell? 
IA 1: Everyone's simultaneously posting about banning Nazis.
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
every week the day after injecting myself with The Blood
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
god, it's just so endearing, like, look at this
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
the cooking thread is now a carbon steel thread until i remember to post the bagels i made later but like, lodge is such a cute company like, look at this, it's so cute! it's so cute
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
found this cast iron scraper in a target today and it's just... it's so funny to methey put a sponge in jail
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
kicking this shit off by stealing content from reddit of a guy who seasoned his cast iron 100 times
r/castiron post of a cast iron pan that had been seasoned 100 times, to a literal mirror shine
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
hello skeetbook is there a cooking branch of the hellthread yet, if not, i'm starting one anyone good with cast iron and know if i'm fucking up my seasoning? i can't tell if this is just stupidly baked on burnt food or my pan is rusting and this takes an eternity to get off ramen pic as thanks
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
hello skeetbook is there a cooking branch of the hellthread if not i'm making one. anyone good with cast iron? i have no idea if this is just a ton of baked on burnt food but i thought i saw a rust colored spot also, posting some ramen
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
4loko is back baby
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
what if you wanted to  go to heaven but god said RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded (native stack depth)
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
bitches remembering that skeetbook is still a public forum and realizing that people they don't know see their no-effort poasts
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
fc member creates the worst hud, is asked to leave eorzea
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
ratfucker: are you a rat
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
looking for myself in this chart like
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
checking my count, seeing this word, and going "shit, did bluesky sell out"
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
yea
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
socialism is when the government does stuffand it's more socialism the more stuff it does
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
me when shitposters aren't on the hot page
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
imma be real this shit doesn't even remotely taste like girlcum
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
for me, this image alone cements the idea that the tech is mostly irrelevant to if a social media website survives
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
the woke-shitposter coalition moments after someone brings up kink at pride
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
i dunno where i'm supposed to post this but the fact that so many cis and het people are completely proud to be in the trans shitposter megacluster really affirms my concept of "culturally queer" as a distinct thing from actually being queer duskidraws on twitter
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
teeniika on twitter
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
someone upstream deleted a post in the hellthread and now i don't even know which part of the thread this branch is from or how i'm tagged it's like the worst groupchat anyways @renemlem on twitter
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Bonfire🎴 @bytebonfire.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
not that anyone has any invites but someone should get glacier_clear on twitter on here
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