Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 28/09/2026With the strait of hormuz still closed, we must ask "cui boner" - that is, who thinks of expensive gas and diesel and gets a big boner 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 27/09/2026if you read a lot of history on Wikipedia you get used to seeing stuff like "Historical narratives depict Robert III of Northumbria as a coward, a brute, and a lecher, but modern historians consider him a capable administrator" 010
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 24/09/2026we keep the funk alive by eating a lot of chickpeas 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 16/09/2026the industrial age was about technology and engineering, but it also was about fossil fuel as a very cheap energy source. Amusingly, AI and solar power are going exponential at about the same time but they're basically unrelated 100
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 10/09/2026Publius Quinctilius Varus, where is my Bundt pan 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 09/09/2026the heart wants what it wants, and what I want is no dressing on the side salad 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 29/08/2026let me play regular Elden Ring as Nightreign Executor 130
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 27/08/2026It's a shame I can't post a photo of my damaged phone since my only camera is the phone. (I'm getting it repaired today so it should be a minor inconvenience rather than a real problem) 010
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 23/08/2026I've been looking into the Dark Souls damage formula and would you believe this is some extremely arcane shit 010
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 11/08/2026Reality is weirder and more boring than whatever you imagine www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...theverge.comWhy your Amazon order confirmation emails have become so unhelpfulWhy you’re getting emails about “Your Beauty and Electronics items” 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 11/08/2026there's traffic on the freeway and the snails are on the loose 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 05/08/2026It's been a while since I've snapped smartly to open 000
Reposted by Jimmy WoodwardJimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 06/04/2025first, sauté an onion 131
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 30/07/2026hexagons on Mars www.nasa.gov/missions/mar...nasa.govNASA’s Curiosity Mars Rover Discovers Field of Honeycomb Textures - NASAAs NASA’s Curiosity rover recently began climbing up a Martian valley nicknamed “Valle Grande,” it sent back images that were a familiar sight to mission 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 10/07/2026Publius Quinctilius Varus, where is my Vornado® fan 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 05/07/2026Babe wake up new Byzantine city just dropped 020
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 15/06/2026Guys would rather build a mile-wide concrete disc instead of going to therapy 010
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 12/06/2026all I want for christmas in July is for Fromsoft to learn how to audio balance their trailers 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 09/06/2026A zombie attacks you in a state of mindless hunger. A skeleton knows it is undead and attacks you for the love of the game 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 07/06/2026"every new car is a crossover SUV" so you're saying the Pontiac Aztek was ahead of its time 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 07/06/2026the gates of Sescheron have stood for eons beyond remembrance 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 16/05/2026Publius Quinctilius Varus, where is my yeast extract 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 15/05/2026hon hon hon mais oui c'est une pomme du terre 000
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 05/05/2026Navarre and Ravenna are spiritually acronyms if not literally so 010
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 04/05/2026@anotherhelen.bsky.social @reckless.bsky.social I'm a verge subscriber and I'm sympathetic to most of the verge's monetization efforts but the Tether ads can fuck right off 000
Reposted by Jimmy WoodwardOgre @tactfulogre.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I beat the final boss of Shadow of the Erdtree at level 1 with no scadutree blessings and so one of my sicko projects is finally over: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AUz... Now all that's left is to get 9999 points in Deep of Night, and I will finally be free from this prison I've made for myself!! 143
Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 21/04/2026I have amended my position. Fromsoft should make a game full of buttrock 010
