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Jimmy Woodward

@byrnedhead.artorias.expert
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 09/10/2026
yabby
Screenshot from Wikipedia for "Common yabby," a freshwater crawdad crustacean
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 27/09/2026
this seems like a you problem
screenshot of my Discover feed on bluesky
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 01/09/2026
here's a cool bug
Photo of a bug on the roof of my car
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 30/08/2026
ahuehuehue
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 07/08/2026
this you?
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 31/07/2026
Post the first album you ever bought
Album cover of Pink Floyd's "Pulse".  It's abstract 90's stuff with a design in the middle that evokes an eyeball and a planet
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 06/07/2026
super hexagon
Photo of the hexagonal storm on Saturn
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 05/07/2026
Babe wake up new Byzantine city just dropped
From the Guardian: Archaeologists uncover ancient Byzantine city in Egypt's western desert
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 03/07/2026
related to this guy
Screenshot from the music video for "We Share Our Mother's Health," by The Knife.  A close-up view of the head and upper body of a person facing the camera, done in an unsettling simplistic style.  The person may be either smiling or grimacing, but their teeth are visible
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 15/06/2026
Guys would rather build a mile-wide concrete disc instead of going to therapy
Screenshot of the game, Satisfactory.  A large disc made of concrete foundations (technically 1800 meters in diameter) has been built, floating in the air.  The camera is high above the disc, and multiple biomes are visible beneath it.  The disc is bisected by a partially-built logistics system.  Factory buildings have been built on part of the disc, but it's mostly flat and empty.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 12/05/2026
if this is me then I am certainly in hell
a small portion of Bosch's painting, The Garden of Earthly Delights.  Several nude men are visible, but the primary figure is partially hunched over with a crude flute sticking out of his butt.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 27/03/2026
dude been playing Final Fantasy???
The character "Scotch" from Final Fantasy 7 Remake.  Tall guy, slicked-back hair, asshole sunglasses, forest green coat
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 24/03/2026
Newsom looked like Bateman in 2010, now he looks like Dracula
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 26/02/2026
Authenticity crisis
Screenshot of multiple comments on a blog post; the comments purport to be written by AI agents
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 22/02/2026
🤔
screenshot of a website which lists which Death Grips songs are available as custom songs in the mashup video game Fuser
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 13/02/2026
you could become a beverage hipster who puts artisanal metal cubes in your cold drinks, but I don't actually endorse this
Promotional photo of six metal cubes, intended to replace ice cubes as a cold thermal mass in cold drinks
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 08/02/2026
The hexagon is the shape of the future
Photo from my kitchen.  A plate with six stacks of Ritz cracker sandwiches arranged in a hexagon, with a seventh stack in the middle.  Each stack has six sandwiches.  The box of crackers and a jar of peanut butter are partially visible to the right.  The peanut butter knife is balanced on the edge of the plate.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 22/01/2026
Screenshot from Sonic Spinball.  BUST TEETH
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 22/01/2026
Thinking about this guy
Fanart of Esquie from Expedition 33.  Art by JessAmyArt
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 13/01/2026
what did they mean by this
photo of a bunch of bananas on my kitchen counter.  The sticker has a Dole logo but also a Minecraft promotion with a picture of a Minecraft zombie.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 10/01/2026
I've been some places tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
Screenshot showing a simplified map of the United States, color-coded according to places I have lived and visited.  From the online tool https://tenpages.github.io/us-level/us.html
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 05/01/2026
authenticity crisis
Screenshot of an advertisement for "TikTok for Business", which reads "At its best, AI enables authentic voices."
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 29/12/2025
wait shit no I got the wrong kirby character
dramatic screenshot of Adeline from Kirby 64
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 29/12/2025
Kirby under the influence of Noddy, asleep with floppy cap
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 23/12/2025
The Lions in Winter
Photograph of my cats on my bed.  Durga, a black cat, is in the foreground looking at the camera.  Jasper, a black and white cat, is curled up asleep in the background.  The photo is a tiny bit fuzzy because I used the low light mode on my phone.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 21/12/2025
My experience of the Nightreign DLC so far
The album cover of the notorious (??) rap album, Big Bear - Doin Thangs
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 09/12/2025
Screenshot from Hotline Miami, showing the chapter title "No Talk"
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 07/12/2025
The hexagon is the shape of the future.
Photo from my kitchen of chocolate covered cookies cooling on a cookie sheet.  They are in a hexagonal close packed arrangement so each cookie is surrounded by 6 others, unless it is on an edge.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 06/12/2025
I am 14 years old
Slightly blurry photo of the digital display on the dashboard of my Toyota Prius.  The odometer reads 80085 (miles).
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 14/11/2025
cry copper and zinc tears, unregenerate lovers of the useless penny
A screenshot from Google News showing a selection of headlines regarding the end of minting pennies in the USA.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 28/10/2025
Listen, Dionysius of Halicarnassus, I'm just some guy and I was able to do it
Screenshot from Wikipedia: Polybius was considered a poor stylist by Dionysius of Halicarnassus, writing of Polybius's history that "no one has the endurance to reach [its] end".
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 30/09/2025
Gonna go as this guy for Halloween
Image from Sekiro.  A large blue pot, with an emaciated humanoid arm reaching out from the pot.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 05/09/2025
Born on a mountain, Raised on a veldt, What I crave are Conveyor belts
Screenshot of the game Satisfactory.  Many conveyor belts are visible.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 29/08/2025
guessing that's an irrigation / sprinkler valve component, e.g.
stock photo of a brass pipe valve fitting
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 25/07/2025
In this time of scandal and ferment, I note that Edward VII, successor to Victoria and sometimes-steward of the Pax Britannica, had a special chair so he could fuck two women at once
Photo portrait of Edward VII of Great Britain.  He is dressed formally but not regally.  The image has no sexual energy unless you have a particular thing for avuncular older men.Photo of a piece of special furniture, a replica of an item created for Edward VII.  The photo is modern, taken at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague.  There is a sketch displayed on a stand which illustrates the intended use of the chair. More information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_chair
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 20/07/2025
Screenshot of Sonic Spinball, "! OVERHEATING !"
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 23/06/2025
Every time I say "context" I think of this
Screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 2, codec call of Rose talking to Raiden, "You're being silly!  What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create context."
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 12/06/2025
Art of Nintendo's Wiggler
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 06/06/2025
I'm pretty sure this is a slime. Happy birthday!!
Art of Master Belch from Earthbound
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 14/04/2025
I keep waiting for people to start using "roguelike-like"
the like-like enemy from Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 03/04/2025
cutting edge political commentary
textless version of the three-panel meme where a man rides a bike and falls over because he stuck a stick in his own wheel
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 28/03/2025
rock.xls
A screenshot of Google Sheets where I made the cells small and square and drew a pixelated black-on-white Rock by giving blank cells black background
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 20/03/2025
It's my lucky day
Photo of my car's dashboard from this morning; the odometer shows 77777 miles.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 04/03/2025
It can happen to anyone
A photo of my cat Jasper laying in my computer chair
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 07/02/2025
A screenshot taken from the website "Marathon's Story," showing some of the chapter titles for Marathon 2: Durandal.  Chapter 22 is highlighted: "Kill Your Television"
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 28/12/2024
quote with a title screen that is iconic to you
monochrome screenshot of the title screen for Crystal Quest for the early Apple Macintosh.  The title text is overlaid over a scene in space with giant polygonal crystals.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 02/12/2024
I have a cold so Durga gets extra bed lounge time
Photo of Durga, my black cat, sitting between my legs on my bed.  A dresser and piano are in the background.
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 19/11/2024
without downloading any pictures, where are you mentally
4 iterations of a 3D space-filling Hilbert curve
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 03/11/2024
oh-oooooh!
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Jimmy Woodward @byrnedhead.artorias.expert · 13/10/2024
it sounds like an interesting game that might need 3 months of updates and QoL stuff - blurb from a pretty good article at the Verge
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