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The Lox and Schmear

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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 8h
kiddo: so, mom, my teacher is 30... me: hmmhmm... k: so if anything over 30 is vinta-- m: 😐😑😐 k: whaaaaaat?! m: i'm over 30, so watch it! k: what?! all i'm saying is you're like those things nana keeps...what are they? collectables! if i cld describe you in my language, you got aura me:
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❤️
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Pupusas, curtido and hit sauce
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 9h
Did I have a day or did the day have me?
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Completely Exhausted
Alt: Princess Tiana passing out on her bed completely exhausted
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 9h
Them- You know so much about classic literature. You must be a voracious reader!? Me-Well…..
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 9h
Oh absolutely
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 9h
Might need to tune back in
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 9h
Mas just showed me his new kicks. WHY ARE THEY A 14??!
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 10h
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
my annual October HorrorFest begins! Day 1: The Autopsy of Jane Doe
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 11h
But does it fit
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🎃bastylefilegirl🎃 @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social · 11h
Aye man … almost scared the SHIT outta me.
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Boy's Shocked Heart Attack Reaction
ALT: Boy's Shocked Heart Attack Reaction
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 11h
What a shitty job
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 12h
Do something support a Black woman today. Doesn’t have to be money (highly encouraged). Can be time, labor, and/or a kind message.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 21h
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the moon report 🌗 @seachanger.bsky.social · 13h
everyone is sick, everyone has a cold. the wastewater shows a covid wave but we absolutely refuse to talk about it
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 12h
And the more I think about it, I think going to that repast fucked up my energy and mood. Not to mention I woke up this morning to a FB notification from her and she dead as hell. Matters worse? It was an AI video of her husband walking her to the heavenly gates.
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 12h
Yesterday was crappy. I only took a picture of my drink at brunch 😔
A crisp apple mule
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 13h
My pupusa levels are low
A sick monkey
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 13h
"they're crazy" guess what rape does to your mental health! "she's broke" guess what rape does to your finances! "he's bitter" guess what surviving rape does to your vision of the world!
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[giver of problems: ultra pro✨] @jforjae.bsky.social · 13h
Local restaurants participate also. My bagel shop does it. Pizza shop too. The bigger your city. The bigger the options
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[giver of problems: ultra pro✨] @jforjae.bsky.social · 13h
There’s an app called To good to go where companies sell their goods at like low prices. My friend gets Whole Foods bags (seafood, deli, prepackaged etc) for $6-$9 and the items are worth upwards of $50 plus. She’s gotten shrimp, salmon, beef meal prepped items and paid less than $10 for the bag
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 13h
🥹
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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 13h
Now, to make 50 of them 😂
Bottle opener magnets made by me
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K A Y T R A N A L D O @rchristopher.bsky.social · 13h
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 13h
So many Black women inventors, artisans, and visionaries left out of history. To tell their story would involve telling the truth.
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Cocoa Brown @seauxcocoa.blacksky.app · 14h
I need it
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 13h
Black women deserve so much better in this life.
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Ms. Moxie @ms-moxie-xoxo.bsky.social · 21h
Ancient but still a banger
Scooby doo autism tweet i didn't even bother cropping the ifunny logo from
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rome. @romewithadot.com · 15h
NOBODY TOLD ME THIS MF WOULD BLOW IN MY ASS DAWG I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS WATER
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 14h
I am not ashamed.
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Blackological Tryer @rightmind215.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“I just can’t find like-minded Black people.” FASCINATING. To what do you attribute that? 🤔 [just vibes; no thoughts]
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 15h
Ayup, what’s happened is the taboo against marijuana has lessened but racial stigmatization hasn’t so now we have people who love to vape big clouds who also support racist policing and state violence under the logic of “stopping drugs”
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 15h
Oh these are bad
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 15h
Alright. I'm trying to win $25k in the Top Host competition. Please help me out by voting for me! tophost.org/2026/genie-l...
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Is Genie Lauren the Top Host?
Will Genie Lauren be a guest on an episode of On Air with Ryan Seacrest, win $25,000, and lead a podcast produced by iHeartRadio?
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Mr. Stefan @revizion.me · 16h
::ahem:: @mayor.nyc.gov
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 17h
Omg
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Post Punk-y Brewster @krismeana.bsky.social · 17h
We go deeeeepp and we don’t get no sleeeepp
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 17h
Nothing was actually finished. Nothing was actually settled. We were just told it was because it benefited those at the top if we accepted their terms and moved on. Now, we find ourselves back where we've always been, and we're shocked. And they're still trying to make us move on.
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 17h
I really believe a lot of the mental and emotional turmoil that Americans (across races) are experiencing now is caused by us being raised to believe that History™ was over. It's obvious, now, that not only is it not over, not only are we a part of it, we're relitigating battles we thought we won.
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 17h
I have been lowkey miserable since Saturday evening. Started work late today. But just realized all my Monday meetings are canceled. Won't he do it?
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 17h
Nah this is relatable.
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Henny Gesserit @nmjmredux.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Snapping and two stepping in your nightgown length white tee. WATTBA
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Dark Sister @thequeenauntie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First off, fuck Chris Rock ho ass
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
i bind you nancy from doing harm!!!
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
😉😂
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Yuuuup
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
NO DIGGITY NO DOUBT
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
SOMEBODY PICK UP THE PHONE
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