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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️

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Est. 1973 | he/him or they/them | #dev #unity #python #csharp #GIS | #comics | #tabletop #gamedesign | #linguistics #conlang | 😷💉✅ | when in doubt, show #compassion making: @a-gentle-world.bsky.social

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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 49m
No lies detected. 🔥⚛️
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 52m
I’m going to start calling it Super Intelligence right after I start calling twitter “X.”
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 5h
@365tomorrows.bsky.social I suspect your site's "Random Story" code is broken, as nearly all pages' suggested "random" story is invariably "Dan Huckabee, Hero", except for when you're actually on *that* story's page, which always suggests "Fleet of Ages" instead. cc: @rafellin.bsky.social
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Roughly 350 years ago, the Great Tirethian-Auralian War shattered the Tirethian Empire and decimated the ranks of the Auralian Zefraloi (elite mounted riders). Auralis believed that the Empire had grown too big for its britches, and had sought to bring it to heel.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?" Probably "The Ten Commandments" as it was an annual tradition growing up.
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Moses Parts the Red Sea
Alt: Moses (Charlton Heston) parts the Red Sea
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am the Gatekeeper.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am the Keymaster!
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Much of my maritime fantasy story focuses on navies and merchant fleets and pirates, but there are also armies, as well as one civilization with rudimentary airships and another civilization with an elite air force of mounted winged chimerae.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"So concerned were we with what the future could give us, we lost sight of what we had to do in the present, to prepare. Because we couldn’t wait."
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It was the equivalent of strip-mining the future; we knew that. But we were certain that the advances we brought back would make the future more fertile."
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Re-reading flash-fic "Fleet of Ages" 21 years later makes me think of would-be creators relying on AI to reap the unearned. 365tomorrows.com/2005/08/10/f... "We were able to progress without the work of it. We were going to be gods before our time." @365tomorrows.bsky.social @planetx.bsky.social
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Fleet Of Ages - 365tomorrows
I’ve been expecting you. You’re going to ask me if I’ve heard what the Fleet of Ages found on their return trip. I have. Wasn’t surprised when I heard it, either. I never could wait. That was my probl...
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would seem that strange people are following me today. 👤
A screenshot of a Bluesky notification, the text "Strange people followed you (16 hours ago)" along with a button, "Follow back"
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶 I'm at the shrink I'm at the psychic I'm at the combination shrink and psychic 🎶
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Lilo And Stitch: Dr. Lilo, Head Shrink Session
Alt: Lilo And Stitch: Dr. Lilo, Head Shrink Session
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No one, no matter how strong or wise or great, can rightly own and use another.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would pay infinity dollars to see a Wonder Woman / Black Panther crossover written by Priest.
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Indigo Caldwell-Caron ♿ @skyliting.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I want someone to record "I'm sorry, Mr. President but that is false.” on one of those novelty key fobs and then give one to every person in the press corps. And let them all just keep hitting that button.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh man, he wasn't that much older than me.
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sep 18th 1999 - After defeating Agent Smith with his new found abilities, Neo makes a telephone call promising the machines he will show the human prisoners "a world where anything is possible". 📽️📅 The Matrix (1999)
3 Screenshots from the movie "The Matrix" (1999): First, a black screen with green computer text displaying “Call trans opt: received. 9-18-99 14:32:21 REC\:Log>.” Second, cascading green digital code with the words “SYSTEM FAILURE” highlighted, subtitle reads “I know you’re out there. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin.” Third, a man wearing black sunglasses and a dark coat walks through a crowded city street, looking serious as blurred pedestrians pass behind him.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There are rushlights, candles, oil-burning lamps, braziers, fire pits, et al. Fire mages don't summon fire from scratch, they work with existing flame. 🔥 Good questions!
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Major cities have aqueducts and sewers and such. There's also elemental magic (water, wind, fire), but mostly it's architecture and infrastructure — good city planning.
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Dan in Kansas City @daninkc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A good rule of thumb is to assume there's at least one Nazi/Groyper working on every Republican campaign in the country. That is what the Teenage Republicans/College Republicans/Young Republicans have become. It's been this way for almost 10 years and people still don't get it.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie!
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
youtu.be/HE51miXmw5M Posting Deodato's "September 13" on September 13 is an annual tradition.
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September 13 (Album Version)
YouTube video by Eumir Deodato - Topic
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Introduce yourself as the meaning of your first and middle name." Hi, I'm Resolute Divine Endowment.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Generally by letters carried by messengers, though one trading company uses a certain ansible-like technology (that they recovered from an ancient civilization's ruins and don't entirely understand).
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In a "live by the sea and frolic in the autumn mist" sense, or in more of a "Dracarys!" sense?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@imniceandsmart

Good morning everyone. The grief is immense but so is the joy. We are all fragile as fuck. Swag city
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's "Tetris" meets "Cards Against Humanity", but you're a team of network execs desperately trying to build a television schedule that won't get you all fired.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My new co-op #gameidea: "You're responsible for filling a TV network's schedule. Unfortunately, someone separated all the show titles from all the show descriptions. Nobody knows why. The executive presentation is in an hour. Make a television schedule that looks good enough to keep your job."
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Those who build walls are their own prisoners. I'm going to go fulfil my proper function in the social organism. I'm going to go unbuild walls.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Roughly somewhere between Renaissance and Age of Sail eras, although fantasy elements like alchemy, magic, and unique flora/fauna have led to wholly different tech trees. So, no saltpeter-based gunpowder, but fire beetle husks power cannons. Water mages manage city sanitation. Glyphs replace gears.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 02/09/2026
You have rights as a patient that far exceed the rights accruing to a mere customer. Same goes for other professions: Teachers have pupils, librarians have patrons, lawyers have clients. "Customer" is a demotion from all of these. 24/
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "redacted" KID: ████████ JUDGE: correct
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Feliz 69 cumpleaños, Gloria Estefan! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP_P...
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Gloria Estefan - Reach (Vogue Version)
YouTube video by GloriaEstefanVEVO
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
The Lake America thing really drives home that the fundamental divide in this country isn’t left or right, it’s who sees the world and acts like an adult, and who wants to still be a child, throwing tantrums when they don’t get their way. It just happens to map well onto a partisan axis these days.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wealthy dude is repeatedly disappointed by thwarted attempts to keep a moppet away from her rock collection.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The fans of two breweries' ales in my story setting have such an intense rivalry over whose ale is the best, that taverns and inns are pressured to declare exclusively for one or the other, to avoid the inevitable brawls that erupt over the issue. The '80s cola wars were skirmishes compared to this.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
eXistenZ (1999) — released around a month after The Matrix, with similar themes, plus all the usual grody David Cronenberg hallmarks. Most people I've introduced to this movie have not appreciated it, so YMMV.
"I think we're still inside the game." Two characters conversing in a scene from the movie "eXistenZ".
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That's understandable too. 🫂😢
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Right?! 😩 The Grim Reaper really needs to start aiming better.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seriously. 😩 We're watching the "I'm Going Home" scene from RHPS just now.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hmm. "Analog bike"? …Nah.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Many regions of my story world are still in a direct barter economy. There's a powerful trading company that offers them goods-backed paper scrip as currency, which is convenient, but not universally accepted, as many see it as foreign economic interference. Other regions use precious metal coins.
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InkBreaker @inkbreaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Test any subplot: remove it. If the main story barely notices, it was filler. A real subplot crosses into the main plot and changes it, hands the hero what they need, twists the knife, reshapes the ending. Make the threads tangle. 🚦 🧵 📖 #WritingCommunity #AmWriting #WritingTips #InkBreaker
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🎉🎉🎉!!! What a relief to hear! Hugs all around!
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Whoa geez! 😨 Hoping your poor pupper will be all right! 😳
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
City of Heroes? I'll be all right if I get to be there in the role of one of my characters, isekai style.
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City Of Heroes Union
Alt: "City Of Heroes" MMORPG characters in idle poses, dancing and playing music.
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Count von B. 🐝❌👁️ @bxi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What I would've done with them: www.tumblr.com/bii/12221164...
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