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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If this one breaks containment it’s ok. Gonna take October off from social media so I wont even notice for a month 😉

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They were decently cheap tickets! And it looks like a hootin’ and hollerin’ good time

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m not sure if I should admit this but smoke shacks are maybe my favorite thing about skiing. I just love doing weed in the trees with my friends! I think I know where around 10 shacks are at Copper

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We watched the Karina Rykman Webster Hall show while we made dinner tonight, and now we have tickets to her Denver show at the end of November 🤘🏼

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

She did just get me with the Reach for the Joint, Sike It’s a Middle Finger, so I will give her that. She does make me laugh almost as much as I make myself laugh

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One of my favorite running bits is telling my gf, “I crack myself up” whenever I laugh at one of my own jokes. Gets an eye roll out of her every time 😌💅🏼

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fuck the person specifically who asked if the veggies/salad were on a side plate. I DID have a salad, but it didn’t look as good in the picture. And also, fuck them I’ll eat whatever I want 😤🔪

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lotta those people need to go straight to jail! 😤

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think Sam Smith is the clear number 1 most goat’d artist to sing along with in your car so you can pretend you’re a good singer

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It should be illegal to reply to a post of someone you don’t even have any mutuals with

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Man's Disgusted Reaction

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Last week I thought to myself, “I haven’t been to Daylight in a while” and now I’ve been three times since 😅🍩

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dude I neeeeeed the shacks this year. The trees were so bad last season that there was really only one shack you could get to for most of the season and even that was pretty dicey

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Is It Meme

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Decided on my way to work that my number one goal for the upcoming ski season is to find someone who can show me how to get to the smoke shack at Copper that’s out of bounds in lynx territory. I’ve heard it’s a multi level smoke shack

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Squat soreness is the toughest soreness

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s always strange when I see a random person in the grocery store who I don’t really know but I know what they get at the liquor store, and I haven’t worked there for almost 4 years

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cold Weather Beer SZN is rapidly approaching 🧘🏼‍♀️

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just noticed all the dimples compressed over night! 🍑

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gravity bong hits 😶‍🌫️

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Girlfriends are dope bc they can talk you out of spending $75 at Target on a dope Nuggets cardigan

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank you for your attention to this matter 😭😭😭

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gas went up 30 cents in Summit since I filled up on Saturday 🤬🔪

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think you could do it pretty easily by just moving here for the summer and training. You don’t need the coaching or high end gear. From what I understand it’s just the elevation that makes it difficult, and that the course isn’t that hard relative to other mtb races

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s finally cold enough that I can really start **dressin’ 😌💅🏼 **wearing the hoodie/vest combo

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’ll even compromise and say he can get -4.5 points and the Phillies still somehow win

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Yung Joc Crying Meme

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Honestly, this is the way 💀🤲🏼

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As much as I like being a hater on some of the hippie products my girlfriend gets, this stuff is pretty solid

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It would be so sick if Saquon got -5 points tonight 🙏🏼

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Your gif reply made me spill my drink on myself a lil bit 😂

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The water definitely wasn’t covering them. I thought I was supposed to go up to the metal 😅

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah, water bath. We’re giving two of the jars to friends, and the two we’ll keep will definitely get eaten before it becomes an issue. I just wish I knew what I did wrong! 😑

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We tried our hand at some peach jam today. One of them is spicy peach jam. I’m not sure what I messed up, but the dimples on the jar lids aren’t compressing ☹️

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nope. Right in the butthole! 🕳️

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Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can’t fathom how fucking cool it would be to win a talent show in fourth grade singing a Pearl Jam song, and then getting to sing the same song alongside them 🤯 #bmfs

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