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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 6h
Beheadings are fun.
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Louis de Pointe du Lac | Parody @louis-of-troy.bsky.social · 6h
LESTAT. Chill.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 6h
A head tilt punctuated Armand's statement, eyes squinted just so at the words. "Are.. are you on drugs too? Try not to tap the fledgling keg when he's doped up, will you?"
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 6h
static.klipy.com
that was performative lestat
ALT: that was performative lestat
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Gabrielle de Lioncourt @wildandinfernal.bsky.social · 6h
Always so dramatic.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 6h
She comes by it rather naturally.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 6h
Her son is dead. And so is she to Lestat.
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Gabrielle de Lioncourt @wildandinfernal.bsky.social · 6h
He will find no arguments here.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 6h
"God, keep up. No, moron." For being such great lovers, they don't talk much, did they? But then again, this seemed to be the danger Daniel was trying to avoid, even though he hyped the gremlin up the entire time.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 6h
Out those painfully long fangs came. This time, she was fully ready, and he would not be getting the drop, which was notably his only advantage. "I wish to see you try, welp."
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 6h
Psychological trauma. Ha. Right, because that's all the trauma she's gone through.
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Gabrielle de Lioncourt @wildandinfernal.bsky.social · 6h
Her son is getting fiesty.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 6h
"Your fledgling came to me, you halfwit."
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 6h
"Now." Down the earrings were sat, and a hair tie was tugged from her wrist to pull her hair up and back.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 9h
His idiotic, druggie best friend. And his ex. If he needs specifics.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 9h
// Lestat can and will fight Armand until they are both shredded, so this should be an intriguing interaction.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 9h
"Because you aren't talented enough or people don't care enough about you to come see you. You have your own vices, be quiet."
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 9h
She is lifting her hands now, removing the earrings from her ears as to not break or get blood on them.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 9h
Maybe she is sick and tired of being metaphorically gangbanged by blood-sucking Beauty and the Beast!
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 9h
yOu'Re In A mOoD. HUH. I couldn't possibly imagine why.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 9h
"There is not a touch of jealousy in my body for anyone that earners your attention. Not even Louis. Get over yourself."
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 9h
"Try me."
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 16h
Wow, you somehow disgust me further and further every time you speak.
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𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲 @lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 16h
That's what Louis believes happened. Louis, famously known for understanding Armand's motivations.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 16h
// She wants to trust him so bad, but she never will again and she knows it. Heartbreaking.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 16h
Changed in a rage and a rage only. Out of spite. So special.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 17h
Aw, the abused rat thinks he is special because a curly haired, big-eyed ageless boy houdinied him into thinking he was in love.
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𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲 @lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 17h
It's okay. We can't all be special.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 17h
// I came back with a vengeance, I don't even know.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 17h
Yes, loud and proud about your vampire papa grooming. I'm sure it's quite high on your list of achievements, considering how truly uneventful your life has been. Especially with how little you truly remember about being successful at this point. What, with the pudding brain and all.
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𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲 @lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 17h
Gonna get 'geriatric Bella Swan' on a T-Shirt.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 17h
Is now staring at a wristwatch, lips pursed. One, two, three, four...
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𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲 @lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
❝Memory is a monster. We forget, it doesn't.❞ ┃ #IWTVRP ━ Daniel Molloy. Two time Pulitzer prize winner. ━ Finally a vampire; adjusting... badly. ━ Trigger Warning! This account will have dark themes. ━ Writer and muse are 21+, MDNI.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 17h
// "Ever thought of that one?" made me bust out laughing, I cannot lie.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 17h
Someone take geriatric Bella Swan out of my sight before I tear his throat out and spit it at his owner's feet like a feral fucking cat.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 17h
The irony that I am given punishment for doing my own rebelling, simply louder, than that twisted freak does, and he sits there with his golden thumb up his ass whilst his shiny new lackey performs jester work is palpable. Outlandish.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 18h
Voulez-vous dire Armand~? Pah. Dégoûte-moi.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 18h
Cet homme m'a envoyé un "u up?" SMS.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 18h
LET! CLAUDIA! BITE! YOU!
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 18h
Let Claudia bite you 2026. Firmly supported by a secretly proud parent.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 19h
This vampire wants to bite you. What do you do?
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 19h
// The way Lestat has (*looks at sheet of paper at the one smeared/half erased name*) Louis at the end of the season and that's about it? Oh man, they want me dead, you guys.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Your favorite popstar's favorite rockstar, The Vampire Lestat. A mostly canon portrayal of the television show IWTV/TVL's Lestat. Muse prefers the pronouns she and they, and is what the modern era people would coin as bisexual. Multiverse, open to crossovers. Multiship, based on high chemistry. 🖤
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 19h
And down they sink into a chair, resting the blonde crown back against the headrest of the seat.
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𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲 @lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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static.klipy.com
Cell Block Tango Performance
ALT: Cell Block Tango Performance
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
// What if I returned?
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If they can get over a stutter and pronounce these words correctly, so can you. 🖤
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
// This last episode really damaged my brain, I'm going to be so honest. Apologies for my absence! I'm going to breathe a little before coming back.
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