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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆

@dolllikesister.bsky.social
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❝I was just a roof shingle that flew off of your house.❞ || MDNI || #IWTVRP

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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 1h
Huh. Nobody's every said something like /that/ to her before. She's heard a lot of things. She can't say that she's unloved. But there's something in that sentence that punches her in the gut and makes her clear her throat. "Okay." She agrees, straightening her posture. "If you say so."
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 2h
"Yeah." She's a little embarrassed at her lack of control. But it happens sometimes. When the hunger is more intense than usual. She lets her hand drop.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 2h
Quickly tucks her fangs away, hiding them behind her hand. And then gives a thumbs up with her free hand.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 17h
Tilts her head. "How can we check if you're a croissant if I don't bite you again?"
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 17h
LET! CLAUDIA! BITE! YOU!
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛᴇssᴀ. @butterscotchbtch.bsky.social · 17h
Let Claudia bite you 2026. Firmly supported by a secretly proud parent.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 17h
Puts on her best Armand face. (Aka: deadpan.) "Yes, Maitre."
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 17h
". . . That's probably what a croissant would say."
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 17h
Armand said she can't bite him again, even if he is a croissant.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 17h
Gross!
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 17h
This vampire wants to bite you. What do you do?
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 18h
(Looks *genuinely* crest-fallen.) Alright, fine.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 18h
She looks back to him. She should tell him... it's his birthday and she doesn't say it enough anymore. /I love you, Louis./ She doesn't say it out loud. Maybe she learned that from him. Who knows?
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No promises about tomorrow, though. Happy birthday!
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right. She thinks they can manage that for one night!
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah. Really. She has her issues with him, but she won't rat him out about this.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She'll pick up a few things and let him choose, how about that? A little feast. And just for Louis, /she'll/ even be pickier about her meal. Someone terrible.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's true. Okay. They're going to get along today. No fighting. And they're going to play Louis' favorite songs on piano. . . . They should stop by the bookstore. Pick up a few books.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let them handle everything. What does he want for dinner? She won't even make fun of him.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah. And it seems to rile him up more than relaxes him. She won't tell the rest of the coven if he wants to experiment.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or both! And Lestat could play the piano. Or they could play together. Louis likes that.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She can say a lot of terrible things about Lestat, but... not that. If he wants to plan it, he can. /Or/ he can leave it to them.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
//Lestat: I know you are trying to murder me, but Louis' birthday is coming up. Claudia, putting down the poison: you're right, let's plan.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah. The people pictures. She, personally, has started taking up... a few hobbies of her own. It's a good enough way to stave off the boredom of eternity, right?
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Probably. But he also mentioned a /party/. . . . Since it's a party for Louis, they shouldn't hunt at this one, though.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
//New headcanon: Claudia and Lestat always formed a truce for whatever feud they had going on for birthdays and holidays 🤣
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does he think they /forgot/ or something?
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He knows Louis! Ask him! He doesn't plot all of the time. He has... hobbies...
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LESTAT! LOUIS. BIRTHDAY.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Claudia would /pay/ to see him plan a party instead of her or Lestat. But also, if he does, let her know. Then she'll wait to give him his gift.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, she does know. Which is unfortunate, because then /she/ has to plot to stay ahead of /his/ plotting... Does it not get exhausting?
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(Holding back laughter. This has become absurd.) I don't know what that tastes like!
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He really needs some hobbies other than diabolical plotting. The diabolical plotting is usually bad for /Claudia/ specifically. ". . . I wouldn't dream of it, Maître." (Yes, she would.)
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I don't know what you do in your free time." ... Does he even have free time?
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What? Does it? *Taste like?*
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's not asking you about... Forgot the corpse! The *croissant,* Joel.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You're the old, wise, and powerful one!" She's grinning. No matter how stupid that was, it was funny.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The corpse is animated and asking you to explain it.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(Plops down, sitting crosslegged.) Explain this masterpiece to me, then. Like you're talking to someone who hasn't tasted food in twenty years.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She /laughs/, which makes it a little harder to hang onto him. So, after a minute, she sets his arm free. ". . . What do pastries taste like? I'm not sure."
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is probably the stupidest thing she's ever done. But it's worth it for the joke. She bites him.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holds out her hand. "Give me your arm."
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lighten up, /Maître/! It's funny!
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Staring straight ahead. "Sometimes I can still hear his voice."
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did he make Armand into a croissant?
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*Huh?* Is this a food thing?
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
. . . The fuck are you talking about?
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Giggles. Steps back and melts into the shadows.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah. He definitely should.
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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆 @dolllikesister.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, she /is/ a vampire. The thing that lurks in the dark. Wait. That gives her an idea.
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