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@butchwizard.bsky.social
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im 31 + a lesbian

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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
goals
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
will and grace
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
being nonbinary
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
Lawrence stares dumbstruck at another man's feet. The other man asks "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence crouches down and points to the shoes and asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The other man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" Lawrence clasps the side of his head in total disbelief. He says "the mystery deepens further..." The other man points to his shoes and with some anger in his voice says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
john wick is a disease n the only cure is seeing the sequels
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
A man with sallow, sunken eyes says to his boyfriend"I'm so happy you love me even though I have dead, sociopath eyes."  In a fisheye closeup of his face, he says "I mean I've thought of getting them fixed." His boyfriend vehemently protests "You shouldn't have to." He then embraces him warmly and repeats, smiling and loving "you shouldn't have to"
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
if joe bidens dog bit me i would go fuck myself
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
A man says "wanna go to the Ren Faire" to another man. The other man enthusiastically responds "DO I?" When they get to the faire, it is just a bunch of people dressed up as Ren from Ren and Stimpy. Confused, the second man asks "everyone is dressed like Ren? from Ren and Stimpy?" The first man puts the head to his Ren costume on and then explains "yes, we are reclaiming him from the legacy of his creator."
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
afaik i havent gotten covid yet but i like to imagine ive got every varient ever trapped in my organs. i get into the state capital and they all activate at once, my lungs spontaneously fill with liquid drowning me, n the place gets burnt to the ground for public safety
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
co house reps providing great representation for tumblr users--refusing to fucking read
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
i push for a youth protection bill amendment thats transphobic, it gets knocked down. i push for another one that keeps kids from becoming lazy millenial commies and everyone groans at my shit
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
"texas florida n illinois have juvie slaves why cant we :'("
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
house is supposed to protect "life liberty n the pursuit of happiness" but i cant throw bowling balls at these ppl smh
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
co house is so unserious. transphobes literally cannot speak when asked to cease their terf catchphrases. the whole rest of the house is chit-chatting louder than them n laughing at random shit. free fuckin circus i guess
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
shoutout to nabokov for inventing the worlds first redditor
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Check it out, performance art from tumblr
A tumblr post. Funnytwittertweets posts an image that has been removed and replaced with a notice reading "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines."

User chavisory has added descriptive text of the image: Tweet by Gillian Branstetter reads "if enforcing gender norms requires a constant state of surveillance and censorship then they probably aren't as biological or innate as you think they are"

User holycrapitsbags adds: This post is now a work of political art that is just A+
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 20/02/2024
Fun reminder time! The reason a lot of major corporations in America have profits is due to prison slave labor.
The nation article by Nicholas Slayton 2/20/2024 The Supreme Court Is on the Verge of Criminalizing Homelessness
As the high court deliberates, policymakers are preparing for the possibility that they might solve a problem they created in the most punitive way.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
OPE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A FREINGLY SKALATON TRYEN TO GO ABOUT THERE BUSNESS BUT THERE ALWAYS IN THE WAY OR SOMEONES IN DA WAY AND DA TEXT SAYS "I GO FROM ZERO TO OPE IN 0.8 SECOND'S ,SORRY BUD, OPE, SORREY, SCUSE ME HERE, GONNA SCOOCH ON BY YA,SORRY THERE,SORRY COMIN THRU GONNA SNEAK THRU REAL QUICK,OPE,SCUSE ME SORRY,OPE" AND THEY DIDENT KNOW UNTIL LIKE 2 YEAR'S AGO THAT NOT EVERY ONE SAID IT ,WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOUR AROUND OTHER PEPOLE, DO YOU JUST SAY NOTHING SEEM'S WEIRD, DO YOU SAY A FULL SENTENSE SEEM'S LIKE TO MUCH TALKEN ,WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BE AROUND OTHER PEPOLE ,WHY IS EVERY INTERACTION A PUZZLE WHY DID EVERY ONE AGREE TO MAKE EVERY THING OUT OF PLASTIC AND PUT IT BACK IN DA GROUND FOREVER ,THAT JUST TURN'S DA GROUND INTO MILK JUG'S AND POP BOTTEL'S ,MAY BE THE ALIEN'S GAVE US THE IDEA AND THE TECNOLOGY TO DO IT BECUASE THEY LOVE PLASTIC ,MAYBE THERE FARMING US TO TURN ALL CRUDE OIL INTO PLASTIC LIKE WHEN WE TURN GRASS INTO BURGER'S AND MILK WITH COW'S , OUTA SPACE GOTTA GO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMI
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wugga wugga @butchwizard.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
pubic hair landing strip except only a half-inch strip is shaved down the middle
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