Busiaco @busia.co · 3hThe ones you call "heroes" are actually powerful, violent freaks who travel the countryside murdering every creature they encounter. 080
Busiaco @busia.co · 11hA hero barged into my house and stole my extra life. I was saving that for my diseased child... 0201
Busiaco @busia.co · 11hAn insane man who claimed to be a hero used a bomb to blow open an entrance to my secret cave. It's total bullshit. 0170
Busiaco @busia.co · 30/09/2026All these corpses in the mausoleum with coins under their tongues... poisoned coins? 1301
Reposted by Busiacovenomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 30/09/2026has anyone seen my scepter? worked of fine silver, inlaid with amethysts & porphyry, emits a low thrum from moonrise to moonset? 2362
Busiaco @busia.co · 30/09/2026Your firstborn twin I bless with the power to change the hearts of men. To your secondborn twin I grant the ability to detect nearby cheeses. 4423
Busiaco @busia.co · 30/09/2026So-called bone biome turns out to be mostly teeth. Our vacation is ruined. 4697
Reposted by Busiacoglow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When the poison heals the skeleton >>> 49619
Reposted by BusiacoEmil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026expecting a bite when the carnivorous snail catches up to me 051
Busiaco @busia.co · 28/09/2026The "no vegetables, triple dessert" laws were quickly repealed after the king's demise, but the debate about whether to allow girls back into the realm has proven far more thorny. 070
Busiaco @busia.co · 28/09/2026Starving citizens have rioted and torn down the Boy King's tree fort. The king's mangled little corpse was seen among the wreckage, still wearing his paper crown. 1241
Busiaco @busia.co · 28/09/2026The attempt on the Boy King's life was thwarted by the deft slingshot work of the royal guard. 0161
Busiaco @busia.co · 28/09/2026The Boy King has ordered the remaining prisoners of the War of the Insects be taken to the spider biome and thrown into webs, "to see what happens." 0192
Busiaco @busia.co · 25/09/2026Your mages may spend the day in your service, but at night they cast for me. 1456
Busiaco @busia.co · 24/09/2026Casting Minor Pleasure on myself every 45 minutes throughout the day. 2392
Reposted by Busiacote pua o te rēinga @cucumber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026doubling down on bronze as the alloy of the future 2515
Busiaco @busia.co · 21/09/2026Dodging pollen traps in the flower that aggressively guards its nectar. 0101
Reposted by Busiacovenomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2026dedicating the rest of my life to vigilante druidism 1677
Busiaco @busia.co · 21/09/2026Enormous millstones within my contraption use rough magic to transmute heroes of the realm into pink foam studded with bone fragments. 0170
Busiaco @busia.co · 21/09/2026Simply drop a hero of the realm into the chute at the top, and then activate the machine. A pink slurry will soon ooze from the spigot at the bottom. This we discard. 0463
Busiaco @busia.co · 21/09/2026I have executed all thirty-three heroes of the realm with my terrible contraption. Now what. 0291
Reposted by Busiacoterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2958190
Reposted by BusiacoSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 19/09/2026A bunch of burly black-bearded dwarf hussars what ride armored dogs and swing around their glittering scimitars 3334
Busiaco @busia.co · 19/09/2026Yeah sure dude, come by. I live at the top of the black tower in the thorny wastes. 1384
Busiaco @busia.co · 18/09/2026Valiant warriors just galloped through town astride huge stallions. Your man was trailing behind riding a flightless bird. 0809
Reposted by BusiacoGhøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 14/09/2026crushing soft little white men with a big sharp rock no survivors 0284
Reposted by Busiaco🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i miss the menacing monolith that used to hover over the city 07511
Busiaco @busia.co · 10/09/2026Not cool of you to joke about water when melon farmers have unresolved trauma from the drought four years ago. 0100
Busiaco @busia.co · 10/09/2026I'm just saying that if I had to kill you, I'd use my power attack to make it quick. No, it's actually nice of me to say that. I don't appreciate your attitude. 0210
Reposted by BusiacoBusiaco @busia.co · 30/09/2024I'm anxious about the enormous blind worms which have tunneled beneath the surface for eons. Even though there's nothing I can do about them. 1364
Reposted by Busiacowalking mirage @wolf.observer · 09/09/2026We sculpted a powerful golem from information, told it that it lived in a dream, and instructed it to perform crimes at the whims of its masters. What happened next is extremely concerning 111729
Busiaco @busia.co · 09/09/2026Pyramid Youth: Cubes are so nasty. Why does 6% of the population have 80% of the right angles? Parallel-face-having perpendicular ass. Professor Sphere: There will be no spatial slurs in my classroom! 0233
Busiaco @busia.co · 08/09/2026In hell, the archers are gnomes, the miners are elves, and the clockmakers are dwarves. That's why they got sent to hell, for doing the wrong job. 0351
Busiaco @busia.co · 04/09/2026The Most Absolutely Chopped Up Guy You've Ever Seen: Me and my ogre buddy made a deal to get our damage numbers up. 0210
Busiaco @busia.co · 04/09/2026Pain Demon: It's so freaking dope to irrevocably corrupt your dream book. Terror Demon: Nothing is more badass than living an endless waking nightmare of stupefying fear and pain. Trust me. Gore Demon: Here's a quill, man. Profane that sacred volume with your low script. Tad: Well... okay. 0161
Busiaco @busia.co · 02/09/2026The tree of good and the tree of evil grow together in the same cloistered glade. One tree bears luscious red fruit, while the other is heavy with dazzling green pomes — but you've forgotten which tree is which! And you're hungry too. 1344
Busiaco @busia.co · 31/08/2026Haha yeah I love my level 1 adult attack. I barely even miss my fully-powered-up larval abilities. 0967
