Busiaco @busia.co · 13/07/2026Her: You must be in possession of all 25 parts of the long-lost Elder Beetle if you think we're conducting a dark ritual at midnight. Me: 06610
Busiaco @busia.co · 29/06/2026When you explain that NPCs are agents of the universal motive and all you get back is that main character stare. 1310
Busiaco @busia.co · 22/06/2026Remote viewing your erstwhile rival experiencing ultimate torment in hell. 0272
Busiaco @busia.co · 04/02/2026They said "we could never love you because we fear the fire you breathe. And your personality is likewise blistering." So I breathed and breathed and I didn't stop for a long time. 1100
Busiaco @busia.co · 04/02/2026They said they don't matriculate wizards who specialize in summoning blue nipples. I said this Academy is equally flammable by means mundane and magical. 0261
Busiaco @busia.co · 13/01/2026My healer said I'm overdoing it. Said I need to limit myself to two potions per day. Fine with me, I said. 0502
Busiaco @busia.co · 29/10/2025My wife: Those gray freaks are dancing in our tunnels again!! Me: 39514
Busiaco @busia.co · 11/04/2025Can we stop talking about the time I was bitten by a cave spider that was hiding under another dead cave spider and I got so mad that I ate one of the cave spiders? Nobody even asked about the cool zinc wand I found. 0160
Busiaco @busia.co · 19/04/2024"Your big trampoline is a recipe for disaster," they said. "People will get hurt," they cried. My doubters know nothing about following one's heart. 1120
Busiaco @busia.co · 05/03/2024Haha no I'm not still mad about the time you called my inventory "pathetic." What race are you, by the way? 2222
Busiaco @busia.co · 05/03/2024We come from all walks of life, and we can't agree on a single damn thing — except how much we hate you! We are going to beat on you with cudgels when we find you! 070
Busiaco @busia.co · 16/02/2024Animosity between nations? Betrayal, hate, malice...? These concepts make for boorish conversation. We wish to continue floating in the sun. 0354
Busiaco @busia.co · 05/12/2023My wife: You're locked up so tight; I wish you would open up for me. I don't want to be left out in the cold. And I notice a predator lurking at the edge of my torchlight. Me: To obtain my key, solve my riddles thirty-three. 0150
