Sign in

Valued Bluesky User

@busean.bsky.social
99 followers 68 following 422 posts

Second City, Onion, other comedy stuff, sometimes not funny stuff if it pays

PostsRepliesMedia
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was watching Mr. Rogers with my son just now and King Friday's niece told him "To copy someone else's painting is not real art" and man that guy was right about everything even today
020
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Eric Adams couldn't let Mamdani have his day, huh
020
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Knicks have to be real careful here, they don't want to lose Fox
010
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hey @slangsonsports.bsky.social a basketball whee please?
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Little miffed they've pushed back Comics Unleashed tonight
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Congrats to the guy who almost certainly also sucks, but sucks less than Orban.
000
Reposted by Valued Bluesky User
The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
33675391259
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
put in brady
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"On the heads side is an AI image of bitcoin, on the tails is a pardoned felon teargassing a Dominican toddler."
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Poor Lauryn Hill, warned not to eat that gum by those Oompa Loompas
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Pregame: Winner goes to the Super Bowl! Halftime: Winner....goes to...the Super Bowl? (ps abolish prosecute execute you know the drill)
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
follow thread
010
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Presidential Address: "In a joint operation between American armed forces, local law enforcement, Venezuelan freedom fighters, and CBS News..."
020
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I really, really enjoyed that Mamdani quoted Mario Cuomo in his speech.
020
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
An absolute incredible baseball game, historic and bonkers, with an ending like an emotional plane crash. It was like seeing the face of God and learning he likes watching The Big Bang Theory.
030
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
More like Bohtani m i rite
010
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Congrats to JB Smoove for making the football hall of fame
000
Reposted by Valued Bluesky User
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
a box truck wedged underneath a low overpass. the bridge reads "CLEARANCE 10'-6"
593069459
Reposted by Valued Bluesky User
Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.
13972643492
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Rick Pitino with big "Michael Corleone but also Dorian Gray" vibes.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Great work by Roger Federer's kid in winning another Slam Dunk contest
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I give Mac McClung's dunk a 51.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I'm looking good with my parlay (Eagles money line plus Chiefs to lose at any time)
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
See, this is why the Pats cheated -- fine, we could lose, but never by this much. Cheating works.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I'm watching Bills - Lions, it's real good
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Philadelphia Kendricks vs Kansas City Drakes
000
Reposted by Valued Bluesky User
Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)
877874913
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If you're thinking about the game we're all thinking about -- the offensive line held firm in that one, which allowed everything magical to happen. Hell, I remember an unbeaten team losing because their offensive line couldn't handle the pressure. "Power. Power wins football games" - Bill Parcells
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Seal ad first one my wife laughed at here. Toddler looked at Seal and just said "No."
010
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Squarespace marketing team: "America loves one thing, and that's The Banshees of Inisherin."
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Cool new play from Philly there. Breaking out the new stuff for the big game.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Mahomes running for his life. I've seen this movie. Uh oh.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Atrocious scorebug. Made for Fox median viewer
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Halftime is Kendrick ft. Luigi, should be good
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Just send the President to this stuff every day. He can stand and wave and the next day he can go to another thing and stand and wave. We have enough events to make this happen.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Okay let's see how this site handles the game. Let's go memes
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I can't think of a single gov't entity in the US, save the armed forces, that gets the attention the NHS does. Failure of messaging.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
When it's all over, I hope we don't have Chuck Schumer announce that he's like the head of the National Salvation Front or something. Let's come up with a better name.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
"Accepting the Cowboy Carter award on Beyonce's behalf is Martin Scorsese for The Departed."
100
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Respectfully, if there's a big thread about bad things and nowhere in it is there any messaging about what you can or should do about it (in any small or large way), you do not have to spend time reading that.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Surprisingly, my grant for discovering the effects of leopards on faces? Still approved and running smooth.
020
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I have finally unlocked the NFL's conspiracy. I discovered the referees are somehow going to their *FIFTYNINTH* straight Super Bowl.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Hearing the national anthem just makes you proud to be an American (per late Saturday executive order)
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Kids Baking Championship, starring Hansel and Gretel
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Only baseball writer not to vote Ichiro into the Hall of Fame turned out to be Casper Star Tribune reporter Jeannette Rankin
100
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A great NFL playoff weekend. We did it, Joe.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Mark Andrews -- Bless his heart, he's got to be the sickest man in America
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm not generally given to exaggeration, but this Lions game feels like the most devastating loss at this stage since Jacksonville knocked off Denver in Mile High back in January '97.
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Just got Final Jeopardy from the category alone, so I'm gonna take the rest of the month off
000
Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
In 2023 a bunch of people said next year it's over for you hoes, and then it clearly wasn't, which means either a) those people are lying or b) hoes is beloved actor bob newhart
000