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@busean.bsky.social
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Second City, Onion, other comedy stuff, sometimes not funny stuff if it pays

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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What about the LOST episode where they show the FOX broadcast of 2004 WS Game 4
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
pray I alter it further, oh God pray pray so fucking hard
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
well, wait til you start seeing 500 Atlantic "The Grown Up In The Room" features starting next April
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
x.com/baddestmamaj...
x.com
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nonsense Aaron, ideally he would honor William Henry Harrison's speechmaking.
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Cronkite implored the nation to keep quiet, remarking that he would have to speak up to read the flash (apparently official), as Simpson was wearing a towel."
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Word choice
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Target: shit and poop Take: oh you better sit down for this
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hope Tillis finds whoever voted to confirm that guy
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
totally different things, grass and lawn
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It will make me exceedingly happy to read you live skeet a game in person one day
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was watching Mr. Rogers with my son just now and King Friday's niece told him "To copy someone else's painting is not real art" and man that guy was right about everything even today
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Go complain to the airline anyway
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Say something
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Louis XV served lewks Louis XVI served cake
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Liberal Muckraker Admits Portland Turbulent
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What if any team can make a conference championship with their backup qb from like week 10 on
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
good to hear
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What makes a sideline reporter useful
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
is that a wheeeeee
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Looking at the government, I'll need you to be more specific.
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Which senator would you be unwilling to trade for the White House today, they go in right now
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's early. It's so, so early. But I....*think* that there's your guy.
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The vibes are back
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Who will be in the upper right quadrant of "best record/least appealing watch", or vice versa
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A first-class loser
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not true! In 1963 John F Kennedy lost a World Cup Final
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Kooks, huh? They partied on a roof directly under the ship's portal after the welcome wagon was annihilated on live TV and you're calling them kooks
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You canno---(immediately pied)
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Well it's real high up
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ron Hanks did the running scenes in Gump
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Roberts having his occasional Jacob Marley moment
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
(Sheepishly tucks away Miles Davis)
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
For about two and a half seconds, George Brett
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Eric Adams couldn't let Mamdani have his day, huh
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Eric Adams couldn't let Mamdani have his day, huh
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
that dominoes graphic but it ends with yugoslavia somehow reforming
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
theonion.com/not-knowing-...
theonion.com
Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake
TOPEKA, KS—Feeling helpless in the wake of the horrible Sept. 11 terrorist attacks that killed thousands, Christine Pearson baked a cake and decorated it like an American flag Monday.
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What's the harder learning curve for a new head coach -- former D coordinator learning to direct/delegate offense or vice versa
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not...."
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Knicks have to be real careful here, they don't want to lose Fox
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is all I wanted.
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hey @slangsonsports.bsky.social a basketball whee please?
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Never
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
(Miss Rachel and Friends All Star Broadway Chorus Voice) I listen to my boddddddy
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sherman's March was unnecessary, just a show of imperialist force to keep the Communists from peacefully settling Atlanta
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
They'll never get to "are we the baddies?" and instead will forever be stuck on "we are the goodies!" because they lack the capacity for non-hagiographical introspection
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Valued Bluesky User @busean.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Dickerson would make a lovely narrator
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