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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF

@burke.deer.army
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Burke Gay deer, engineer, dumb thoughts here. 39, he/him, Northern Minnesota

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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 02/10/2026
"The world's smallest chef" seems pretty big if you ask me #Fursuitfriday @blueharborc.bsky.social
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 23/09/2026
Furry Oktoberfest this weekend!
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 15/09/2026
Folks checking their email today.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 10/09/2026
This came to me as I sent a venmo
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 19/08/2026
Deranged airport bloody
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 12/08/2026
Megaplex soon! Do: Ask for hugs and pictures ✅ Invite me to your parties ✅ Climb on my shoulders in the pool so we can do mutual combat against our enemies ✅ Don't: Track me with AI enabled cameras that create a database of my movements 🚫
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 08/08/2026
Went goat mode out on the break water.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 31/07/2026
My first #FCF post :3
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 28/07/2026
*Demolishes your horse*
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 17/07/2026
Is there a prize for the high score? Besides asthma.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 02/07/2026
Oh, she's rippin' now!
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/06/2026
There was much discourse about mascots at pride parades but I have to shout out the Womens roller derby Narwhal.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 22/06/2026
Sir makes me keep my lighthouse caged 🥵
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 15/06/2026
🥴
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 06/06/2026
More springtime babies 💚
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/05/2026
And away they go
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/05/2026
Legitimately startled by this hidden fawn
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/05/2026
First wag at fermented veggies. Pretty good, will update if I get horrendous food poisoning.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 19/05/2026
Farewell old deer truck, Hello new deer EV.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 16/05/2026
Finally, some summer.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 11/05/2026
"Is he, you know?" FWA wrapped. Selafe travels home gay animal friends.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 07/05/2026
No Nomad Complex shirts at my gate but someone has a Hazbin Hotel shit on.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 06/05/2026
I made it work by cutting a shim from this scrap steel
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 01/05/2026
I don't get the Mitutoyo hype, this holds worse than my harbor freight C-clamp.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 27/04/2026
Thinking about pulling the trigger on an EV but holy crap, 2 long haul routes I regularly take are absolutely cursed for charging 💀
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 17/04/2026
Yeah but it has this really expensive part.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 26/03/2026
Incredible find on Facebook marketplace.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 21/03/2026
The Bresnan departs with a load of construction materials, bound for western ports to acquire hard currency. Meanwhile the Zone System takes on a mixed load of construction materials and textiles for export to friendlier ports in the Soviet Deer Bloc. @zonesystem.bsky.social
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 21/03/2026
The bulk carrier Beldro Mercier loads 8000 tons of bauxite for export at the mining down of New BucksFord
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 21/03/2026
The tanker "Frank PawSlut" departs the refinery complex at Doe-Ver having just delivered 14000 tons of crude oil.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 21/03/2026
Alright, the Asian Water Deer Union is gone but the North American White Tail Republic is looking good. I also have lots of ships that need names.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 04/03/2026
Due to a gap in my lines a 700 ton train of crude oil is routed through the city of Fawntropolis. Definitely don't look up the Lac-Mégantic rail disaster.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 28/02/2026
A trainload of Uranium Oxide is exported from from the Muntjac Valley mining Settlement.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 24/02/2026
Now doesn't it make you feel better? 🎨 @loganartic.furry.ac
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 22/02/2026
Smol
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 20/02/2026
No impulse control.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 17/02/2026
That's not what I was looking for AT ALL Google, but you have my attention....
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 16/02/2026
McMaster Carr is just Amazon for nerds.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 10/02/2026
Of course industry specs would be for squares.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 10/02/2026
I fucking hate my chud German son.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/01/2026
For cold weather you could say a fursuit is a TYPE of overalls..... 📸 @chekayeen.bsky.social 🪡 @blueharborc.bsky.social
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 29/01/2026
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 20/01/2026
Incredible auto fill suggestions on the fursquared registration page.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 03/01/2026
The DDRs (Deutches Deer Republik) heavy oil tanker "Big Stag"
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 12/12/2025
I was wearing my bone induction headphones and a coworker said "Ah, the ambassador from cloud city is here" I've never been so cooked.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 03/12/2025
This skinny, windowless bathroom with only a sink is clearly a sex closet.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 31/10/2025
23rd percentile gang!
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 18/10/2025
That's a couple of bucks
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 16/10/2025
"Oh you know, just living the dream"
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 11/10/2025
"Why is that moose getting coffee?" Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
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