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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real

@burgermike.bsky.social
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The Nerdist guy who talks about Westeros like it's a real place. Also a noted cheeseburger enthusiast. (Hence the username.)

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Daaaaa ceased
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
deadline.com/2026/10/skyd...
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Skydance Extends Employment Contracts With Pay Bumps For CEO, Top Execs
Skydance extended and expanded employment agreements for key corporate executives including David Ellison, and WBD revealed merger-related bonuses.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think about Buck all the time and have since I read your book all those years ago. The foul ball story is never far from my mind. Since then I've also never passed a red dress without laughing.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Real thing that just happened: I compared myself to JFK because I had chicken salad for breakfast. I will not be explaining.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SAME
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh so you think jokes are funny? Real nice.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have so many impossibly talented, successful friends and what I find so interesting is that the one trait they all share is pity for an occasionally charming loser.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the Chicago White Sox win the World Series the Pope should get to ride in the parade in the Popemobile.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I haven't started mine yet but I feel safe saying this: half-a-star
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm gonna use this and that's just the way it is now you cant take it backno
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your email does not find me. I am dodging your email. My hope is it will never find me because if it does it will learn the obvious truth: I am not well.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hard to have any faith in you fighting a terrible merger.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Worse
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every commercial for The Voice is designed to make me walk into the ocean with a sack of bowling balls tied around my waist.
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Adam Murray @atommurray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The dark fantasy short film that I wrote, directed, and edited is available to watch now! It’s got big puppets, jokes, slime, animation, practical FX, and ZERO ai slop, if that’s your thing.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I recently was one of the first media members to see a model Little Mermaid room currently being beta tested at @disneyparks.bsky.social Art of Animation at Walt Disney World. It was so much more interesting than I expected for reasons I didn't expect. At @nerdist.bsky.social I wrote about why.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saved my rant about why "Longtime Sunshine" should not be considered a Pinkerton B-side or rarity despite its inclusion on the Deluxe Edition for my wife. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Team that seems bad after two weeks that is actually good and going to be fine?
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
EXACT SAME REACTION THIS MORNING
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nerf Herder wrote a song about that tour. youtu.be/6gKSO9qqv8I?...
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We Opened For Weezer - Nerf Herder lyric video
YouTube video by Nerf Herder
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's the 30th anniversary of Weezer's Pinkerton. Here's my quick ranking of the 10 original tracks with tiers: LAST: Butterfly - - - - 9. Getchoo 8. No Other One ---- 7. Pink Triangle ---- 6. Falling For You 5. El Scorcho ---- 4. Why Bother? 3. Tired of Sex 2. The Good Life 1. Across the Sea
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once at Six Flags New England I rode the Superman roller coaster 12 times in a single day and got a mild concussion.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes The Onion writes one about you personally and you just gotta accept it. Gotta accept you got cooked.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh you mean you didn't needlessly cave? What a novel idea.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The "deal" is truly horrible. It's absolutely nothing. A total capitulation. And even the absolute nothing the AGs got only covers five years.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like I said: LOL
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LOL
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I haven't lost hope in people or even in the future (I do believe things will eventually get better), but I don't know how anyone can ever again trust our "institutions" or the rule of law. They're meaningless because when we need them most no one cares about upholding them.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There is no one with actual power willing to do anything to protect us. The rich do what they want, when they want, with total impunity and acquiescence from our representatives.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did you like the Houston Astros hill they got rid of? Feel like I'd enjoy it more now than I did then because everything got so boring.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fantastic piece.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At @nerdist.bsky.social I wrote about why I think "just do The Muppet Show" is only partially correct. A full season is not the best idea, and the variety show format is not the only way they should return to TV. They should return in a whole lot of ways constantly.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My wife once referred to The Get Up Kids as "The Real Cool Kids" and we still laugh about it more than 20 years later.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is why I can't quit social media even as it destroys my brain.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I did a reverse Spider-Man and bit a radioactive spider. The spider is dead and doctors say I'll soon pass from radiation poisoning. So it doesn't really work.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think Unwin Peake has a case as the worst person in the history of Westeros.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Last week my family and I were invited tto Walt Disney World for a media event that included being among the first inside Hollywood Studios' new Magic of Disney Animation building. It's pretty clear we're in a golden era of Imagineering right now. nerdist.com/article/magi...
nerdist.com
Is the New Magic of Disney Animation the Best Upgrade In Walt Disney World History?
The new Magic of Disney Animation building at Hollywood Studios might be the greatest upgrade in Walt Disney World's history.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Since when do we need public announcements of SOP?
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes. No.* *I never feel smart and also I am still in my formative years
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She was just named as the new opener for Ed Sheeran.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
.........Carina.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today was a cursed day.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How does it make sense that a player can intentionally deliver a violent cheap shot to a quarterback, knock him out of the game, and the only penalty is 15 yards? How is that not an instant ejection?
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Before today's NFL slate make sure you read my possibly biased review of every team's Disney mascot at @nerdist.bsky.social. nerdist.com/article/disn...
nerdist.com
A New England Patriots Fan's Biased Review of Every NFL Team's Disney Mascot
The NFL and Disney gave each team its own Mouse House mascot. We might have made a mistake letting our resident Patriots fan review them.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First human to eat a mushroom was wild.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He's actually farther away from the Sun.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do not learn what this debate is about. Trust me. TRUST ME. Your brain will never recover from learning what some fans think Ralph means. It's absurd and you'll want to fight them.
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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did the longest version of the test all so 4 questions could easily say, "We know wheah yaw from, kid."
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