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Evelyn

@buneevee.bsky.social
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nonbinary transfem lesbian | she/they | 25+ | miscellaneous shitposts, jokes, and posting about books and stuff | 🔞no minors

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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shizuka and Lan see Katrina running towards them right after her violin is stolen and pawned and she physically fights off her abusive 'roommates'. And we just SKIP the dialogue? Skip what Shizuka sees? Skip what Shizuka feels? This scene was IMPORTANT for her flaws and virtues as a character!
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Katrina wakes up in an unfamiliar room after getting her injuries healed by space-magic and just... the room is missing. What is the room like? This is the guest room in Shizuka's house, we could learn a lot about her and Katrina from even a little detail! A sentence or two please!
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lan Tran's last name especially gets some very funny moments, and her literally-alien logic and priorities can be very funny, especially regarding her donut shop (though her mindset also hits when the book plays it straight for drama too).
Excerpt from Light From Uncommon Stars, by Ryka Aoki. It says "How could she know what the Trans were doing?"Lan Tran dismisses the idea of talking to the violinist she's pining after, saying, "Anyway, what would we talk about? Music? There's no time for silliness. We have a donut to calibrate."
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
bonus round of a meme i started making and forgot about until just now. shoutout to #KillJamesBond doing bits about this weird line read from Blofeld.
A stretched wide image of actor Charles Gray, famous for playing Blofeld. Text on the bottom reads "Kill Bond... Now!" with a huge horizontal gap before the word 'Now', since the original line read has a weirdly noticeable pause there.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
A still of actor Sean Bean from Ronin, sliced vertically and rearranged with his name along the bottom. The text reads "ean Bean S", implying the 'ean' of 'Bean', then the 'B' of 'Bean', then the 'ean' of 'Sean', then the 'S' of Sean. If I read it aloud, it would sound like "Eeen Bornsh". I don't know why I made this.The Brain Before Sleep meme format, forming a four panel comic. The Grand Inquisitor from Star Wars lies in bed, thinking of his old folding Temple Guard lightsaber, as his brain says "My old lightsaber could fold 180 degrees.". In the bottom row of panels, his brain wonders "What if the new one can rotate further", and his eyes snap open wide in the last panel as he imagines the ridiculous rotating Inquisitor lightsabers in Disney Star Wars Canon that can spin like a helicopter's blades.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A couple of photos I like from the last few days. Lesbian flag coloured roses, and a cluster of white flowers where i wanted to focus on the buds in the centre of the image and let the others blur. The weather is too hot but the flowers around here are lovely right now!
A close-up photograph of a cluster of small white flowers with yellow stamens. The depth of field is very short, with many of the buds being out of focus. The edges and midribs of three leaves form visual guidelines that point towards the central flower that is in focus.Some pink and orange roses in front of a patio, taken early in the evening when the light is at a low angle and casts shadows over the flowers towards the back.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Anyway! The five best ones I took yesterday. Camera is digital, all settings manual with no post-processing. The one of the sky is cropped, but there are no other alterations.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
In Warframe I themed my Garuda's colours around Persephone (GO) Putting these colours on the invincible bloodsoaked killing machine that can tear out people's blood and throw it as a blood-bomb to kill crowds of enemies... it suits her.
A screenshot of Garuda, a cyborg from the game Warframe. Her body is black with white details, and gold accents and lights. She has huge golden claws on her hands, and a golden laurel wreath above her head. The colours evoke those of Persephone's hair and pilot suit in the Gunmetal Olympus series.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The example I'm talking about. Genuinely, this is completely unnecessary and can be removed! The entire chapter established this just fine! Like I said, pet peeve >_<
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Commander Wake sends another angy all caps text! Fucking ominous, but I also have an affection for this message because of the reference. I am bracing for whatever fucked up reveal is coming! But also Melinoe baby god? Lil baby? Persemummy? aaaaaaaa tgirl pregnancy can happen and here's how! 5/5
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Persephone: "Fighting is devouring and also fucking." and she's so right O_O 4/?
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Rhea's description is so gorgeously written, but reading the words "Getting in close range would let me unload into that soft flesh" made me go UwU (it's also made funnier by Persephone's last line in this chapter xP ) I had to screenshot this bit about Styx, it's just so beautifully written! 3/?
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Mada suffering and looking terrible, LEAVE HER ALONE 😭😭😭😭 But then Melinoe omgggg and she sounds super pretty too. Giant robots have got to be colourful and hot >_< The part where Hades is protective of Persephone made my heart melt, and Persephone's emotional response here is so awwwww <3 <3 2/?
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Okay so I'm returning to fighting games after a couple of years still as a beginner, and getting to grips with controls and settling on my main in GBVSR aaand I just did my first actual combo today and eeee ^_^ It's a beginner one but I'm pleased and wanted to share the happy, sword lesbian go brr
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Aaaand then the following dialogue closing out the chapter (screenshotted) totally ripped my heart out. Just AAAAARGH OUR GIRL DOES NOT GET IT!! I love reading her but come onnnn, honey, the hatred and carelessness is what your mother wants! You can't see how aligned you are with Demeter! 😱😱😱😱😱😱
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Murder is Persephone's love language. For a moment at this I was hoping Persephone would get her head around some things and make some progress, but she still agrees too much with Demeter about the Marks and mortals, she hasn't realised those thoughts were programmed into her deliberately. 2/?
Excerpt from chapter sixteen of The Persephone Effect, in which Perspehone complains that Adrastus "can't go around doing murder and not invite me."
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Persephone Effect Chapter 13 readalong time! Demeter, my beloathed, did plant a meme in my brain when she chose to stare directly at Apollo's face despite the risk of being her blinded. It was very satisfying that she got wiggled around upside down by her ankle too lmaoooo 1/?
An edit of the "I love wearing sunglasses" meme format. A woman, labelled "Demeter", says "I hate this mortal body. It needs sunglasses! Pathetic! But at least no-one can tell what I'm looking at." followed by an edited panel of her staring directly at the Sun.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Oh no, who would ever want to get turned into a prey animal and hunted down by an evil predatory woman? I certainly would never fall for this devious trap, on purpose or by accident. And I'm normal about this entire concept. Obviously I was normal about the Persephone dollification story too! 5/6
Excerpt from The Persephone Effect, chapter 11. "Any human that has attempted to touch it would find themself transmuted to a prey animal, to wander lost until the meet the point of a spear."
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Also "freshly diced melon and honey, sunset-skinned pears" is just so yummy and made me crave some fruit. It's a very food-themed chapter with the hunt at the end and Lydia being a girl who was just marinating chicken a moment ago and says "Getting a lot of marinating chicken vibes from this!" 3/?
Excerpt from The Persephone Effect, chapter 11: "Wait," Lydia says, grabs the tablet. Metioche blanches at the impropriety, but the Lord of the Forge takes no offense. "This reminds me of something." She mutters to herself as she combs through the data, eyes glued to the protein structures. "We're going to tenderize this chicken," she says after a time.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I especially loved this bit and the last sentence of the paragraph in particular, it made me flop back in my seat and giggle and kick my feet a little bit. It's been lovely to reread Dorley again, but evocative, engaging, beautiful new writing is such a joy to dive back into! 2/?
Excerpt from The Persephone Effect, chapter 11. Siproites POV reads as follows: "After a time, it becomes a strain to speak earnestly to friends, to family, who still amble through the fog of faith. There is no room in Elysium for failure, its very foundations brim with triumph and victory, drilled into the barren regolith of a dyspeptic, ill-tempered planet."
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I put the chapter-by-chapter wordcounts from the wiki on a graph. They get pretty long!
Scatterplot of the wordcount of each chapter in Alyson Greaves' series 'The Sisters of Dorley'. The typical chapter wordcount increases partway through book 1, then increases substantially in book 2. Late in book 3 and throughout book 4 there is more sudden variation between each chapter, with book four featuring both the highest wordcount chapter (at 43,608 words in a single chapter) and also the lowest wordcount since chapter 2 of the second book (at a mere 13,943 words).
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
(art by @zal-cryptid.bsky.social )
Aunt Bea saying "That is not the official position of Dorley Hall."
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Adrastus, bleeding out in a nightmare laboratory at 4am after narrowly escaping getting killed at least three times in the worst night of his life: 9/10
A meme from the movie Shrek. Shrek angrily yells "Could you stop trying to kill each other for five seconds?"
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I couldn't unthink this as a i read, i had to pause to make it while Persephone is soggy and talking shit. Even though all this is horrifying, there are some aspects of this scene that did make me giggle. This book has range! 6/?
A comic of a goose chasing a running man. The goose is labelled Persephone, the man is labelled Adrastus. The goose honks "1v1 me bro, come on!"
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
saw this text generator and had to make this #KillJamesBond
Cutesy poketopia title logo text that reads "Jackin' off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalogue", a bizarre line from the 1991 movie Point Break
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Persephone when saying "I am the Senate— I mean the Lord of Harvest" doesn't convince everyone:
Persephone's face over Palpatine from Star Wars. Persephone's visible eye is blue, like Demeter's. Instead of "It's treason, then", she is saying "I'll make trees, then."
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Before I forget! Last year I read more fiction and non-fiction than ever before in my life, so this year I'm going to track it. The last day of January starts in an hour, perfect time to post the first monthly thing tracking that ^_^ 1st of February I'll be starting The Persephone Effect!
A calendar of months in 2026, currently with most months left blank. January is filled with three book covers, 'Nevada' by Imogen Binnie, and books 1 and 2 of Alyson Greaves' 'When You Fell From Heaven' series. These are the three books the poster has read this month.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
So um. I may be in chapter 9 already >_< out of 10. Not kidding about being unable to put this down! Buuuuut seeing the title of chapter 10 made my brain make another silly joke sooooooo
Two memes in sequence. The first is the iconic 'No more mutants' panel from an X-Men comic, with the speech bubble replaced to be the title of the last chapter of How To Fly photographed on an e-reader's screen, reading "Chapter Ten: No More Boys". The second meme is a screencap from Resident Evil 5, where Albert Wesker says "Complete global saturation"; his face has been replaced with his sister, Alex Wesker, from a later Resident Evil game, and the panel is captioned with "Complete. Global. Oestrogenation."
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Reading more of @badambulist.bsky.social's How to Fly in between stuff this morning, and oh nooooo I am going to binge this book so fast! What a trainwreck, what a DISASTER AAAAAA
The 'Illusion of Free Choice' meme. Two pathways lead to the same end point. The paths are labelled "Taylor Scott", a character in When You Fell From Heaven, and "Christine Hale", a character in The Sisters of Dorley, two fiction series by the same author, Alyson Greaves. The end point is labelled "Panic-hacking academic records, with permanent forcefem consequences", referring to the common plot point between both of the first novels in each series.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
But also I hate Gordo viscerally already, and I want to hit him with a rocket-powered mallet. Basement this fucking awful man! I am already anticipating the break-up and lesbian awakening. 4/4
A screenshot from Smash Bros, with King Dedede about to hit a Kirby enemy called Gordo with his hammer. Dedede is captioned "Me three chapters into 'How to Fly'".
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
i read The Pink Diamond by @trishusband today, fun little short story and i liked the extra short story Girl Dinner too. Short and sweet! Made another couple of jokes, this time both with direct quotes from the story (screenshots of my kobo xP).
A quote from Tris Husband's 'The Pink Diamond', where a character says "I can't believe you took both balls". This quote is added onto the cover of Alyson Greaves' 'Welcome to Dorley Hall'.Quote from Tris Husband's 'The Pink Diamond', where Isadora's narration says "I hated to see a woman cry, so I made sure my eyes pointed in every other direction possible.". Below the quote is text that reads "Isadora's eyes when women cry", followed by the Konami Code (up up down down left right left right B A).
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I also made a couple of silly jokes for this book too, I think I'm going to try and post a meme for every book I finish, this is fun. So here's a meme and a bad pun about character names in this and TLT.
Edit of the "push both buttons" meme format. Two buttons are being pressed simultaneously: one reads "Say, 'Fuck cops!'", the other reads "Fuck a cop". Both buttons are being pressed by Isadora, protagonist of Tris Husband's crime novel 'Keeping the Peace'.An image of the Nintendo Wii, and Nintendo Wii U. The Wii is labelled "Ianthe", and the Wii U is labelled "Euanthe".
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
another late night meme has struck my brain
An edited screenshot from the movie Die Hard. Sybil Lysippa, from Cirice Gray's Flower of the Underworld, is saying that "Nefeli won't be joining us for the rest of her life."
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
bonus round
A edited screenshot from Untitled Goose Game. A dark goose with a golden eye, like the swan form of Hades from the novel The Zeus Constant, stands beneath the title text of Supergiant's game 'Hades'. Beside the titular goose is a button prompt, 'press Y to honk'.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
reading The Zeus Constant by @callistokhan.bsky.social and i can't unthink this, i'm not sorry
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
now seven chapters into #thehadescalculus by @benjanun.bsky.social and @devi.bsky.social and Persephone is currently doing this to my imagination:
Drawing of a red-eyed person with sharp teeth holding a tiny sad-looking person in its jaws. The red-eyed person violently shakes its head like an animal with a toy and snarls, flinging its victim back and forth.
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Evelyn @buneevee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Help, I hear the notification in his voice!!!!
An image of a shirtless Senator Armstrong, the villain of the videogame Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. He has a speech bubble containing a Windows 11 Realtek notification that reads "You just plugged a device into the audio jack." Since many of Senator Armstrong's famous ingame lines end with the name Jack (e.g. "You can't hurt me, Jack!") the meme prompts the viewer to read it as "You just plugged a device into the audio, Jack!" in Armstrong's voice.
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