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Andrew Eiche

@buddingmonkey.bsky.social
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CEO (Chief Executive Owl) @owlchemylabs.com

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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The greatest indictment of our digitally connected society is 100 Years of Solitude having a 4.12 on Goodreads and Dungeon Crawler Carl having a 4.46 I love Carl but, come on
Dungeon crawler Carl 4.46 stars 358,604 ratings 48,674 reviews100 years of solitude 4.12 stars 1,124,797 ratings 61,269 reviews
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The work from breweries cannot be stopped
Man in a blue polo, sitting at a brewery with a dark beer in front of them. Picnic tables plants. Lazarus in Austin, Texas.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Working from the drafthouse inside Whole Foods
A shocked man in the foreground. Blond ale center frame. Honkey Tonk bar mid ground. Grocery store aisles out windows in background.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It’s not quite Yerba Burna but it’s good to be back home
A patio with a persons legs in jeans and rainbow socks
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Better pay that Maya invoice or you’re going in the black sedan
Black sedan with a white Autodesk logo on it
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Gamedev pro tip: sometimes you just need to add a butthole (Alex said I could post this... unredacted)
Slack message 

recap of that call: "the solution was another butthole"
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Uhh thanks for that example Gemini
AI. Search text

A "whisperdick" is a slang term popularized by Seth Meyers, referring to someone who says subtly jerky or mean things quietly, often as a follow-up to a seemingly nice comment, like saying "Your mom is cool" then muttering "for sex". It describes a person who delivers backhanded compliments or subtly offensive
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Just hit a 1000 day streak in the NYT Crossword. Might be my greatest accomplishment in playing games.
2845 puzzle solved. 100% solve rate 1000 current streak 1000 Longest streak
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It’s going great at Newark. My odds of getting home are dropping precipitously.
Ground control image at Newark Airport showing long lines of aircraft waiting to takeoff.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This might be the greatest review I’ve ever read for one of our games
Horrible

It suck
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Naming one of your main characters Tongue gives up the game.
Front cover of novel

Rin, Tongue, and Dorner. A NovelBack cover of novel

"Our dream...
To burn till there is no fuel left.
"Tongue was more real than ever. Her ribbons glittered in the distance, streaming toward him through the inky night.
'You think you can reach me?' Tongue whispered.
Could he? Dorner wondered. How far was she? In what dark cavity of
his mind had she lodged? What was waiting at the end of those ribbons?
Peace or terror. Sense or madness_"
"Powerful and complex."
—Library Journal
"Shapero displays an impressive command of the unconscious."
—Kirkus Reviews
Rin, Tongue and Dorner is also available as a multimedia novel, combining music and art, in the TooFar Media app.
Follow @richshaperoauthor and @toofarmedia on Instagram and TikTok,
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App Store
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I even took a picture of me eating some rippers in New Jersey. I got that dog in me.
Man with sunglasses sitting at a picnic table with two hotdogs. One chili and one with relish and mustard. They are deep fried hotdogs called rippers.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I will be Judging this year's XRAI Hack in Cologne Germany. It happens August 17-19 (right before Gamescom). I rarely get to participate on the judging side of these events. I'm excited to see what you all make! You can sign up here: www.xraihack.com/cologne
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Speaking of AI not playing out as planned. A 19% reduction in speed is awful. Coding is one of clearest "positive" use cases for AI. If this doesn't improve it's not a good sign for the future. metr.org/blog/2025-07...
Developers perform worse when using AI compared to estimates by Economics experts, ML experts, Developer forecasts, and developer estimates.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Third time in 5 years getting Baseball size hail or larger. We’re definitely losing our homeowners insurance. #climatechange
A deck covered in large hail debris
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
My parents unearthed an archaic object #sega #segachannel #retrogaming
A Sega Channel bag. 90s aesthetic with lots of color and a green Sega Channel logo. A stick figure with one hand as a TV and one hand as a Sega controller.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Thanks for having us Reboot! It was a wonderful week.
The group of independent game developers, showing their games off in the Sheraton lobby in Dubrovnik CroatiaFour smiling Owlchemy labs employees standing at the gate of old town Dubrovnik
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I made it!!
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Turkish Airlines I was unfamiliar with your game
Menu of appertifs filled with hard liquor
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Attempt 2 to go to Dubrovnik. Hopefully better luck today
Selfie in the polish lounge jn O’Hare airport
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Off to Reboot! Big plane time
Boarding a 777
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
That’s a very bad dog
Neighborhood Alert: dog escaped, spotted black Chihuahua, her gunshots near 183. Apple Intelligence failure.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I’m this old
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Someone call the cops
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Come see my GDC talk this Tuesday at 9:30am 2002 West Hall I promise it will be worth shaking off the hangover! schedule.gdconf.com/session/futu...
Come see my GDC talk this Tuesday at 9:30am 2002 West Hall 

I promise it will be worth shaking off the hangover!

https://schedule.gdconf.com/session/future-realities-summit-entering-the-omniverse-the-dimensional-double-shift-postmortem/908960
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Me – I’m not able to commit to any one game like we hope our players do My NYT Crosswords stats – 🙄
Over 2500 solves over 696 day streak
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Explains a lot
Monkey island 3
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I made a video of me playing and sped it up 2x. The animations feel so snappy and responsive!
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Wow really selling the idea of the Metaverse. Totally worth billions of dollars and millennia of work
In advertisement for an empty world on horizon world
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
A late fee so powerful it could reignite an empire
DVD of sunshine previewed from blockbusterBlockbuster rental tag on a DVD of sunshine
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I did see 200, but the files are too frequent to hit it again. I might need to dip out of here fast
150mbps
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Hang up your video calls. It's time for game development!
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
We've crossed 100 Nobody gets to download Disney+ in this lounge!
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Update We're at 55 mbps and climbing — just crushing the free wifi.
55 mbps
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Someone mistook a free little library for a trash
A book called agile M&A.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Just thinking about this great post again for no reason in particular
spent today on the phone helping a friend who has expensive insurance figure out how to take her 2 year old to the hospital with a five day fever without going broke. everyone who supports this system working the way it does deserves a payday measured in millimeters.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Admiral Adama Speech Bubble
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Bluesky right now reminds me of when Reddit siphoned the entire Digg userbase. Digg was a monster. Nobody thought it was going anywhere. It was a personality driven internet hub (sound familiar). The downfall was faster than anyone could imagine. Digg is now a garbage news aggregator
digg.com frontpage
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Chvrches Nov 10, 2021 ACL Live
Woman in a blue and black striped dress on stage. Spotlight shining on her. Drums and synth player in background covered in red light.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
We only got second place in the poster contest. I have failed you Shrek. Strike me down so I can regain your honor.
Star Shrek poster. Shrek foreground donkey and Fiona background. Title StarShrek the wrath of farquaad.
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Cross post from the bad place: Someone asked how to handle gendered languages with gender neutral characters Here is how we (Owlchemy) advised our translators on our non-binary characters. *We never gave them a trait list either, so they couldn't fall back on that.
Question from translators:
Some characters are being referred to as "they" throughout the game. In German (and other languages), there are no generally accepted terms like "they" to address someone in a gender-neutral way. Would it be possible to assign a gender to all characters? If so, do you have one in mind for them, e.g. XY shows masculine traits? This would make things much easier, as we wouldn't have to find workarounds, like avoiding pronouns or inventing nicknames.

Our response:
We understand that some languages don't have the ideal solution for this problem. It is important for us to create the highest level of inclusion in our games. This means we would like to address this in the most accepted way the language allows to include addressing non-gendered people. We will defer to the translators to find the "best practice" for the language. As for assigning genders- It is by design that we didn't assign gender to some characters and feel strongly against assigning them even …
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Are you scrummed out? Is your stand-up more of a sit down? Do you need to relieve your aching backlog? Come see my talk at GDC 2024 and see how you can grow your production process to develop better games! schedule.gdconf.com/session/acco...
Same info as text
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
Oh hell yeah!
Satan has followed you
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Every review of Ted Lasso season 3
Picture of a sad man staring at a camera. Screencap of a TikTok video. Image text: I don’t care if something good happened to. You should’ve happened to me instead. 
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Andrew Eiche @buddingmonkey.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
Today is one of those days where I fall into a “meeting singularity”. I have so many video calls that they begin to compress into one giant all day video meeting. There is no escaping its gravity.  you just hold on for dear life and hope your brain doesn’t get spaghettified
An image of a black hole
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