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Chef, comic, muppet. ACAB. Feisty sock full of nails. I’m hot and angry and will help you if I can. Currently processing grief and might get weird about it. I’m the cat curiosity hasn’t killed. Yet. Still have a lot of stuff to knock off the counter.

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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s not like there are fewer pillows.” I got a blank stare from the nurse. Anyway, this $1.50 oz of cheezits is almost getting me through this 5 hours of sleep in 30 hours stretch. 5/5
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She left, and the other nurse was finishing cleaning up. I sat on the hard plastic chair (the only seating besides the hospital bed) staring at my 1 oz bag of Cheezits. I opined, “you know, I remember back in the day, airlines would give you pillows for free. 4/5
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She angrily put a new pillow case on the pillow and said, “well, you’re only supposed to have 1 per room and you already have 4. I understand you need rest, but I have to make sure there are enough for the actual patients.” 3/5
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Don’t know why they were on the floor,” she snipped. I had just stepped out for a moment and came back in right then. Sis said, “oh, those were for my sister…” We exchanged a sister glance because this nurse definitely knew I was there and had already seen me trying to get ANY rest. 2/5
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ok, I guess I’ll do a series about Medical Austerity. When the nurses came in to check on Sis, (3am!) they saw me trying to sleep/rest on the floor with 2 pillows, my jacket, my sweater, and 2 sheets. Sis requested another pillow under her legs, nurse grabbed one of the pillows off the floor. 1/5
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I cannot tell you how much my sister and I needed this today, @tarjapk.bsky.social
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The best thing about staying at the ER overnight is being condescended to by the doctors for wanting them to wear masks, but the 2nd best thing is paying $1.50 for 1 oz of cheezits. Photo ID: me in a mask and beanie on the floor with my computer & beverages. I’m with my sister. I have not slept.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i have now seen the straight pride flag for the first time and my jaw genuinely dropped. you're right heterosexuals, strict binarism, black and white thinking, is a kind of imprisonment, 10/10 no notes
straight pride flag, six thick horizontal stripes alternating in black and white
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So, a Trump supporter told me that, “nobody gives a sh*t” about Indigenous Peoples Day. Please, tell me, do you care about Indigenous Peoples Day?
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Peterfromaustralia @peterfromaustralia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For those who didn’t know Steve Harley’s original version of Cockney Rebel , his band , all quit for some reason . So he put together another band called Cockney Rebel and wrote a song that was huge around the world . This was the song he wrote . youtu.be/dAoaVU3-ve0?...
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Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - Make Me Smile (Come Up And See Me) (Official Music Video)
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Zelenskyy might be saving our democracy. The mad genius is bombing Russian data centers linked to FAKE NEWS bot farms. Without them, Putin’s midterm influence will accidentally fall from a 30th floor window. I 💙 Ukraine 🇺🇦
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tonight just got an almost $700 refund from Amazon because I realized that, despite cancelling my subscriptions and getting new card numbers, I was still being charged for things I thought I’d cancelled months ago. They didn’t even fight. They knew they were scamming me.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stop exploiting our Fallen Soldiers.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this is the most annoying type of Star Trek fan. the guys who adopt science fantasies about FTL travel being possible rather than focus on Roddenberry's real message (you should be having more and weirder sex, possibly with dolphins)
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This 👇
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FACT:
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Needed some John Carpenter tonight, didnt know Pardner had never seen Big Trouble in Little China. Wow this movie hits different now. But there’s just a real casual acceptance of human trafficking that I’m gonna have to look into.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“A familiar feature of fascism is the transformation of politics into spectacle. Fascism wants to reduce active citizens into voyeurs—especially voyeurs of cruelty and death. Such degradation of a democratic public is key to fascism’s project and to its success.” www.thebulwark.com/p/hegseth-wa...
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Hegseth Wants You to Watch a Snuff Film
Neo-fascism as spectacles of violence.
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My quote of the day: Was taking to a coworker about favorite books and they said they tried Dean Koontz but it was too gory. I said, “Dean Koontz is to Stephen King what John Cougar Mellencamp is to Bruce Springsteen.”
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THANK YOU. I’m so pissed about people griping that Cathy shouldn’t be “rehabilitated…” Like fuckers, did you read the book??!
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everything is bad and today was shit. And also I have to stop eating wheat. But I’m going to make a huge pile of pasta with the chanterelles I picked and tomato toast from my garden and feast with loved ones anyway.
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At least the maintenance guy knows that management sucks
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got a call this morning that my downstairs neighbors ceiling was leaking AGAIN. Maintenance has been in and out all day, so I’ve been stuck in my apartment. Luckily my friend could walk the dog, but she’s still Confused as to why we haven’t left. Great day off!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who was filming and not helping dog tho
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok but who was filming this instead of… helping dog
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
📌This naked statue of Trump, The Orange Plague, in the European Parliament in Strasbourg is exactly how you handle this deviant, who uses his office to celebrate himself, and crush others. He needs to know that THIS is how he will be remembered when he finally takes his last gasp.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This needs to happen 👇
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok, this is the *one* time I think book burning is ok
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry whut
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Didn’t mean to rhyme, but during therapy while talking about free will and the Book of Job, I blurted out: Consciousness was not designed for the capitalist grind in mind.
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s actually Bezos? Ooof.
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We call it The Uncanny Valley for a reason. There’s a primal instinct that recognizes that something is very wrong, even if we can’t pinpoint exactly *what* it is. But something is very, very wrong.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didnt Steinbeck wrote a whole ass journal about the complexity of writing Cathy?
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohhhhhh… no. So….. the people who didn’t…read. FFS
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh gawd who’s saying this I’m in heaven with this series
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kraft and all the people playing are still going to make $$$$. All the $$$. Boycott it or shut up, don’t insult people with performative BS
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You could have like…. Not played for Kraft, bro. A tee shirt cost you nothing.
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a hero, wow. Hands Kraft a win, gets credit for (checks notes $) wearing a t shirt oooooooooooo! Sick burn to the billionaire!! No one here sacrificed anything. Zach Bryan still made money off Kraft. If he wanted to make a statement he’d have cancelled. This is insulting pageantry.
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m sorry whut?
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But seriously what am I supposed to do with these. They’re too pretty to eat. They’re too pretty not to eat. We are two people.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Easily the best haul I’ve had in awhile. Yes, I got lost.
Prolly the prettiest chanterelles you’ve ever seen.
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the fact that Wesley knows that is a major HIPPA violation on Beverly’s part
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“I think it’s something Riker brought back from Reisa” is such a great line.
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ha. Forgot to mention East of Eden
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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was super wary of Netflix making a series out of one of my favkrite books of all time (I wish j could read it for the first time again) but I watched the first 2 episodes and…. It’s good. Like, pretty damn good.
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