tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026BRO the smoke alarm in our vestibule has been going off for over an hour and I finally called maintenance and he decides to give me ATTITude like we both know this isn’t the first time this has happened no one wants to be awake rn 120
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I got my baby snuggles in today 🥰🥰🥰 btw this has NOT helped my baby fever 130
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026not drinking has me staring at the wall at 4 am cause I can’t sleep 110
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I started this tonight and lowkey it’s freaking me out lol 000
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mike is making me go to the library to get a library card bc I spend so much on books and while I support and love the library I can’t explain my autism to him in the sense that I hate knowing other people have read the book I’m holding 😭😭😭 100
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026me casually asking my sister if I can come over this weekend and sniff my nephew 130
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I really need an option to be put into a coma during the week of my period 110
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Season finale of Ted Lasso has me crying like a big fat baby 120
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026as someone with high anxiety it’s so nice being with someone who doesn’t have it bc wdym I can tell u every irrational thought I’ve ever heard and you can answer rationally and not send yourself into a spiral 051
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026living in a timeline where women go to jail for having an abortion but 7 men who rape a woman only write an essay to “think about what they did” is actually insane 1160
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is anyone else watching the UFC fights rn?? Did that guy just fucking die wtf 220
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Live look of me patiently waiting for my nephew to be bornstatic.klipy.comOceansjonas Monkey Using a SmartphoneALT: Oceansjonas Monkey Using a Smartphone 280
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THESE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS ASAP 120
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 24/09/20264 new Taylor swift songs tomorrow, Vermont weekend AND I’m becoming an aunt again on Sunday!!! Best weekend ever 🥰🤩 010
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Are these still considered healthy if I eat the whole bag??? 5130
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Every neurologist I’ve called doesn’t have appts for a new patient until NEXT YEAR wtf 210
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We’re going to Vermont this weekend and all I can think about is the numerous maple creemees I’m going to consume 2190
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026we just finished watching Tony and damn, I miss Anthony Bourdain like a mf 150
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I actually turn into a human garbage can when buffalo chicken dip is around 150
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Welp my vertigo is back, I’m out of work until at least the end of the month AND now I have to go see a neurologist 🫠😩 540
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have finally gone down the Angine de Poitrine rabbit hole and I think I love them 2190
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is this finally the demise of Ed Sheeran? Cause thank fuck, I never liked that weird lil ginger anyway 1110
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Brown butter apple fritter focaccia going in 🫡 will report back in 23-25 mins 2110
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I just went to the dr for my vertigo and he did an Epley maneuver on me and holy moly what a crazy and scary sensation but I’m not dizzy for the first time in almost a week 🥲😮💨 6200
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026YALL Mike just told me he booked us a weekend in NY next month 👀👀 this man does not book trips??? Am I FINALLY GETTING ENGAGED???!??!!!!! 2110
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026if any of my New England peeps don’t have plans on 9/25, come hang with me and Uncle Stump!!! 💃🏼🪩🤩 020
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bro does any one else suffer from vertigo??? Ts is so bad 😿😥 100
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m a lil drunk and I just accidentally hit mikes penjamin instead of my nicotine vape pls pray 4 me 290
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is the girthest fucking cucumber I’ve ever grown, even miles and sage approve. I’m gonna shove it up my as- 3100
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have a fuck ass stye on my lower eyelid and ts is so itchy 😿😿😿 000
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Made a quick lil din with homegrown tomatoes and basil!! (Mike is too good for burrata) smh 040
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Saw one leaf on the ground so now I’m baking mini apple pies 🤭 3110
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Someone pls help me figure out what to wear to see Kacey on Monday 😩😩😩 120
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026weird dude I work with just sent me his number in case I ever want to “chat offline” 🤨 160
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Does anyone else’s cat have allergies?? I woke up at 5 am to Sage wheezing and sneezing (lol rhyming) and after a $600 emergency vet visit find out she has allergy induced laryngitis due to seasonal allergies?? poor girl is on some anti-inflammatories and resting on a warm stove now 🥹🥲 251
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just watched Steel Magnolias - came for a good time and ended up with tears down my face two hours later 040
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Decided not to nap on my lunch today, was worth it 🥲 020
Reposted by tanka jahariMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her. 65132462046
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’m hosting a baby shower for my sister in the am and I am exhausted 🤪😮💨 over 30 cans of jam made, 1,500 m&m’s counted, center pieces made 190
tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026bring back those 1950’s housewife drugs that get you so high you start putting ham in jello 1624756
