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tanka jahari

@bubbbafat.bsky.social
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1% evil, 99% hot gas

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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 1h
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Ryan Gosling's Hilarious Laugh
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 2h
LOL we were just talking about this 😂😭
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 2h
is anyone actually a Tampa Bay Rays fan???
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 3h
I tell myself if I had no trauma I wouldn’t be this funny lol always gotta look for a silver lining 🥰🤗
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 4h
Yes and just when I thought I healed most of my childhood trauma, I got dumped a boat load of adult trauma 🫠😫
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is my fav way to make chicken pot pie bc I can’t be bothered to make/assemble a pie crust 🫠😂
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And he posts this as a grown ass man like it’s something to be proud of 🫠
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
waking me up out of my rem sleep and his solution? Just remove all the smoke alarms 🥰
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
granted maybe I was a bitch but he said “oh yeah you’re the third person who called about this so I’ll come out now” like HELLO is this emergency maintenance only when it’s convenient for u???
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BRO the smoke alarm in our vestibule has been going off for over an hour and I finally called maintenance and he decides to give me ATTITude like we both know this isn’t the first time this has happened no one wants to be awake rn
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought it would help them 😂😭 thankfully we have new babies on both sides of the family so our parents will stop asking us for now lol
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got my baby snuggles in today 🥰🥰🥰 btw this has NOT helped my baby fever
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they said fuck off, all of them
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I take back the nice text I sent u, eat a bag of dicks
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
love this for u and meow 🫶🏻
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no but I deff will!!! I just can’t shut my brain off 🫠😣
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not drinking has me staring at the wall at 4 am cause I can’t sleep
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I started this tonight and lowkey it’s freaking me out lol
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know it’s easy to go straight into helping others but make sure you’re taking care of yourself too!!
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh I’m so sorry to hear this ❤️‍🩹
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg i wish my sister was that close!!! I’d be over every day 😂😂😂 between her and my sis in law just giving birth I’m getting allll the baby time in to help curb my baby fever
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why aren’t you going tho 💔
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀👀
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tbh I’ve never given audiobooks a try but I don’t think I’d like them! lol mikes mom just told me about Libby but I also don’t like the fact that I might have to wait if something is popular 😅😅 I sound so needy LOL
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike is making me go to the library to get a library card bc I spend so much on books and while I support and love the library I can’t explain my autism to him in the sense that I hate knowing other people have read the book I’m holding 😭😭😭
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m bummed it was the last episode of the season!!
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh AND mikes brothers wife (I guess my “sister in law”) gave birth this week too so aunt Laura x4 !!!!!!
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me casually asking my sister if I can come over this weekend and sniff my nephew
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I either 1. Scream into the void or 2. Write down what is making me feel that way/if I know why (seeing stuff in writing can help me decide what’s worth spiraling over)
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it’s something worth mentioning! Shows can be daunting alone as a woman. I never got offended, was just thankful someone was always looking out for me (even if he can’t hold his own) 🤭😉
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Either way I think everyone responds to this differently lol Mike used to say similar to me until he watched me handle a 6 ft something drunk asshole on my own so now he knows I can handle myself
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I understand why you felt stupid but I don’t think you were! And I understand why she was “defensive” but I think she knew you meant well. Is this your girlfriend or just a friend that’s a girl lol
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HEAVY on the stabbing people part 😭😂 I’m definitely gonna read up on this, thanks!!
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I haven’t heard this! Pls tell me more, I’m open to trying anything except going back on the pill lol
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really need an option to be put into a coma during the week of my period
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike doesn’t believe that I free handed snoopy and I had to break it to him that besides being hot, funny, beautiful and perfect, I am also quite artsy 😫
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Give me all the fall crafts!!!!
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Season finale of Ted Lasso has me crying like a big fat baby
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my cat used to do this 😭😭😭🤢 literally so traumatizing lol
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Borat High Five
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as someone with high anxiety it’s so nice being with someone who doesn’t have it bc wdym I can tell u every irrational thought I’ve ever heard and you can answer rationally and not send yourself into a spiral
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just finished The God of the Woods. Tbh it was kinda long and could’ve been 100 pages less but still a good lil spooky thriller! Trying to decide on my next since my TBR is so long 😅😭
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your hair color looks incredible against the color of the wall!!! 🤩 love the smiles 🥰🥰🥰
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There ya go!! 😂 1-2 inches over the tops of the jars! You can redo the canning bath if it’s been less than 24 hrs, you just have to reheat the jam and clean the jars again
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kinda makes you wonder how much other scary shit is covered up
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Knee straight to the balls, I love your thinking
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only things I can think of for them not to have vacuumed properly would be they weren’t boiled long enough, the water wasn’t completely covering them or they were sealed too tightly 😣🤔
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
living in a timeline where women go to jail for having an abortion but 7 men who rape a woman only write an essay to “think about what they did” is actually insane
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hehe thank you!! 🥰🫶🏻
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tanka jahari @bubbbafat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aunt Laura x3!!! 🥰🤩🥹
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