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Mario "BT" Horner

@btmhorner.bsky.social
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He/him. Chaotic and opinionated artist that loves dumb shit. Profile picture is my most beloved fluffy daughter, Gato.

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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I feel like the presidency should have a stricter civics requirement than northwest missouri state university
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Somebody somewhere once thought "what if mozzerella sticks fucked a pizza" and they were right because stuffed crust is the shit
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A friend of mine was recently injured in a car accident and suffered a couple spinal fractures. They have a gofundme if you're willing/able to help. All I can do is share so that's what I'm doing ❤️ gofund.me/af6331b3b
gofund.me
Donate to Help Me Heal After a Devastating Car Crash, organized by Elayna Gasque
During the morning of the 29th of December.... my dad and I got into a horrib… Elayna Gasque needs your support for Help Me Heal After a Devastating Car Crash
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If anyone somehow DOESNT have cashapp and would like to join - promo link? When you send $15 you'll get a free $5 [but I get some free cash out of it :)] I'm trying to buy some minecoins to get cool minecraft add-ons lol so if anyone wants to help out ❤️
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The first early human to cook an onion in some fat probably got so many bitches
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Being transgender is so fun because how else would I be able to ask my fiancée if I left my dick in the bathroom
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
You think there's a warmed blood vs refrigerated blood discourse in the vampire community
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
A good thing about having shitty circulation is having two ice packs at the end of your arms everywhere you go
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
There's a lot of guys out there whose love lives would probably improve if they got a bidet
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Cuffing my jeans + wearing [knockoff] platform docs, not because I'm bisexual, but because I'm 5'5" (but I'm also bisexual)
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
You know how many people probably have their alarm tone in the morning set as chop suey
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Does mint feel clean bc we use it for cleaner or do we use it for cleaner bc it feels clean
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Responding to "homeless people should be housed" with "they are criminals that need to be jailed" is admitting that you want them housed, yes, but also dehumanized in the process
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Bitches love me for my goofy demeanor and sense of whimsy
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Can we normalize AMAP (as much as possible) as a sister to ASAP?
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GreatScott Knits (Scott) @greatscottict.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
"At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening." - Anonymous Reality may not match the plan, but it still holds beauty. #LetGo #Acceptance #Mindfulness #EmotionalHealth #LiveNow #Perspective
"At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening." - Anonymous
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Most thermostats should have a setting to make it go down a couple degrees at night to account for sleeping under the covers with a living furnace
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I understand cow tools btw. If you don’t it’s a skill issue. Couldn’t be me
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I NEED a #cloho season 2 with Izzy Roland as Ludmilla! Dropout can you HEAR me it's gotta happen. She killed it as a deranged eastern european tinkerer before, she can do it again!
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A fun thing about my transition is putting together that The Nod probably comes from the Hat Tipping Days Also memorizing "up if you know 'em, down if you don't" has been really helpful
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"Senator" and "treason" are anagrams
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The recent addition of "count up" in #FocusFriend has really broken through my All Or Nothing mentality. Really helping me detox my dopamine a little thanks @hankgreen.bsky.social
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This morning Gato my love was being EXTRA cuddly. I was laying on the "wrong" side for a bit, her balancing on my legs, and as I turned to the "right" one, she came marching up my body to get in my arms under the blanket 🥹 it broke my heart when I had to get up but my tummy ache was FIERCE
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
A shoebox i am eager to stand on is the fact that the cannabis industry has become inaccessible to the very community that made it possible. You know how hard it is to open that packaging when you have low dexterity? Limited use of your hands? No strength in your fingers?
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
mutiny isn't just for game changer anymore
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Got front tooth fillings so big they told me to never bite into an apple again 👍
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Dem messaging right now should be this, loud and clear: "The GOP would rather shut down the government than let the American people have affordable healthcare." On repeat and everywhere.
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GreatScott Knits (Scott) @greatscottict.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are." — Malcolm S. Forbes Self-worth isn’t earned through comparison. It’s reclaimed through clarity. #SelfWorth #Empathy #Dignity #Reflection #MalcolmForbes #Stewardship
"Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are." - Malcolm S. Forbes
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Randal SW @randalsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Maybe it’s time for folks to set up liberal charter schools and fund them with vouchers. Imagine a place where books aren’t banned and teachers aren’t censored and trans kids can use the bathroom of their choice and actual history is taught. After all it’s about parental choice, right?
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
PLEASE call your representatives and tell them to vote against these trans healthcare bans. What Big Orange is trying to do will kill people. If I lose T, it will kill ME. If I lose all hope of surgery, I fear it will be too bleak to continue 5calls.org
5calls.org
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
#FocusFriend is great because like. What if I change my lock screen to a screenshot of Burrito doing his knitting and Pavlov myself into using my phone less. Would that work @hankgreen.bsky.social
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Also can we normalize not just calling out of nowhere? If you don't text me first to ask if I wanna call (and I say YES), I Will Watch The Phone Ring. Unless it's like, My Mommy. I'm serious
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Get more friends or go pay a trained therapist to do it. If your ONE person you feel comfortable being vulnerable with happens to have a bad day when you Really Need To Call Right Now, they don't need to overextend themself to make sure you're alive. Call 988, dog. They get paid for that labor
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
One of the best ways men can avoid becoming a suicide statistic is by having an emotional support system LARGER THAN 1. I'm so serious. That ONE friend, or god forbid girlfriend, who's giving you free therapy and stresses over your threats/thoughts of killing yourself - is TIRED. And unpaid
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GreatScott Knits (Scott) @greatscottict.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
💬 "Many people are alive but don't touch the miracle of being alive." — Thich Nhat Hanh Engagement is essential. When we slow down and truly inhabit the present, we begin to experience life as sacred, not just sequential. #ThichNhatHanh #Presence #MindfulLiving #PrincipleCentered
"Many people are alive but don't touch the miracle of being alive." - Thich Nhat Hanh
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Adhd moment
A tattoo on a left hand of the lines of a notebook, with "NOTES" written at the top. Underneath, at the base of the thumb, it says "Test Pens Here:"
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Hot take but I think products should be REQUIRED to list every single ingredient. I'm tired of umbrella words like "other natural flavors" and "spices" I wanna know if I'm gonna be allergic to it before I buy/consume it! Just bc its not one of the "big allergies" doesn't mean I'm not allergic to it
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Started a tattoo that I will literally never be able to finish 😂 so excited to keep adding to it over the years! The lines are scrungly but that's because it's my own work and I have a tremor
A tattoo of a sierpenski triangle (a large triangle with smaller triangles inside of it, repeating inwards). The lines are rough, and the area is red and inflamed
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If they overturn Obergefell I will be forced to choose between marrying the person I love or being legally recognized as the gender I am. But of course, the latter right is also in danger
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The right to marry is the difference between holding your loved one's hand while they die or being forced to sit in a waiting room while they die alone. Because you're not "family." And our right to that is in jeopardy right now
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"But why do you have to be LEGALLY married? Can't you just live together (and pretend)?" Because the nurse at my fiancé's doctor's appointment was rude to me for knowing the answers. When he didn't. I live with him, and this is NEURO. Yes, he forgets. Yes, that's WHY HES HERE
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Last one. Exhausted. I acted brave but this rattled me. Its not safe for us out here, and its only getting worse. I'm finally the man i needed to see in the mirror, and im terrified to exist in public. I fight back because someone has to. But i wish i didn't
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
4 per post is annoying
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
CW - hate speech, threats, violence Finally deleted fb. Almost did months ago but reactivated it for reasons that didnt even work out. But im done. Reporting these comments is guaranteed to be ignored. Name left in bc idgaf
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Today me and my Fiancé got asked if we were brothers. To most gay couples this would be annoying. However, I'm a trans man and it made my fucken day
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Us: having gay parents won't affect the children Our child:
Image of a black and white puppy standing up on her back legs. She has one paw supporting herself on someone's leg, the other one limply bent at the wrist. End description
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
"I don't have any choice" = "I was just following orders" Which, might I remind you, was deemed NOT to be a valid offense in the Nuremberg trials
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
A neat thing about having a cat that talks to us is that she talks to the dog, too
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I have a confession: when I was a kid, I didn't know what cicadas were. I guess I judt thought trees screamed in the summer
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Mario "BT" Horner @btmhorner.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Places shouldn't be allowed to use activated charcoal to "gothify" their food for Halloween - if only because of the sheer amount of goths on antidepressants
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