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David

@bsky.davidsmedberg.me
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Dad, programmer, Catholic, nerd, @nationals.com fan Full bio @ davidsmedberg.me “They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

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Avery Farman @averyfarman.bsky.social · 22h
Honest to goodness, I'm not making this up. My wife likes to "mess around" with Alexa. Now, when I look at my account, I see... this. I'm not changing it.
Screen capture from Amazon's "About You" page, in which, under the "Home & Family" category, the site has indicated that it thinks that I own an ostrich.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 07/10/2026
Good for him. Family comes first.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 05/10/2026
Which character was that? (That got rich that way)
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Danny Weinbaum @dannyweinbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎻🎵 📢 Songs of Glimmerwick, the witch academy RPG where music is magic is AVAILABLE NOW! 📢 🎵 🎻 store.steampowered.com/app/1706510/...
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chase meidroth dropping 3 run dingers and Erick damn fedde closing out clinching games. This is what the pope can do for you this is PEDs
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 01/10/2026
Erick Fedde!!
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 29/09/2026
Oh we knew before you told us
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 25/09/2026
Wow, I had no idea that Curtis Mead had the 2nd-biggest improvement in his actual stats over his projected stats (based on this article: blogs.fangraphs.com/are-world-ba...)
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Mark Zuckerman @markzuckerman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Nationals and Cade Cavalli are nearing a contract extension that would buy out at least one of his free agent years, per source. Young staff ace still has 3 years of arbitration eligibility, wouldn't be free agent until 2030. (FanSided's Robert Murray was first to report nearing a deal.)
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theycantalk.bsky.social @theycantalk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
time flies
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 15/09/2026
“Sobriety occupied a distant land. It made Lydia’s legs tired, thinking of walking there.“ The Love Songs of W.E.B. Dubois, by Honoree Fanonne Jeffers #booksky
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 14/09/2026
Just discovered “Explore” mode in Fall Guys. Awesome. It’s actually relaxing-what a concept I know.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 11/09/2026
Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only.
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Castle In The Sky
Alt: Sheeta, from Castle In The Sky
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 10/09/2026
> I believe the story Nolan is trying to tell is, at its core, that of another rereading of Homer: Virgil’s Aeneid. ... The assumption that the deception of the Trojan horse, which allows the Greeks to enter Troy, is morally unacceptable is absent from Homer, but is at the core of The Aeneid.
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Nolan's Odyssey: A Shaky Middle Ground
Nolan’s Odyssey is a post-Christian story par excellence. One question, however, remains: will this moral middle ground hold, or will we eventually return to a truly Homeric past?
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 07/08/2026
Big news, readers: Ebooks are coming! 🎉 We’re excited to share that in the coming months, you’ll be able to enjoy both ebooks and audiobooks on Libro! Every purchase you make will benefit your chosen independent bookshop. What are we most excited about? 🔽
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Wallace and Gromit: Were-Rabbit Sniffs Carrot
Alt: Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit. A bunny “treated” with the Mind-O-Matic no longer craves carrots.
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Dori Moody @dorimoody.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remembering a rooted man of faith, farmer, and author--here described in an older @plough.bsky.social www.plough.com/articles/wen...
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Wendell Berry’s Long Obedience | Plough
A non-appetite for glitz and glamour has kept Wendell Berry in Henry County for a lifetime.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 31/08/2026
We just went last week. Concur on Racer 75 and Bad Apple, and try Delirium while you’re in the neighborhood. Also, my 12 and 10 y/o both loved taking a break from the thrill rides to drive the cars on the Blue Ridge Tollway. Made them feel quite grown up.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 29/08/2026
Slippery like “populism”. When it means the gov’t should work to benefit the citizens, great! But in a democracy, it easily slips to “give people what they want“, no matter what other concerns. That’s the easy way out.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 22/08/2026
TRUE GRIT was released in 2010. NEWS OF THE WORLD was released in 2020. Which great adapted Western will be released in 2030? Something to look forward to.
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RAruler @raruler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
honestly every operating system should ship a version of Unreal Tournament like they do e-mail clients, web browsers and calculators
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@msnetik

lol who called it The Crucible and not Subpoena the Teenage Witch
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 15/08/2026
Uh oh-my dog has learned how to open the kitchen trash and get the chicken bones 🫣
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 14/08/2026
I am *so excited* to see Josiah Gray pitch again when he’s game ready. I personally think he has a great future in the major leagues.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 12/08/2026
> He encountered every sort of obstacle and frustration imaginable. There were 404 errors (page does not exist), 808 errors (you do not exist), and 666 errors (God does not exist). He was confronted with a series of CAPTCHA screens instructing him to click on all photos with Presbyterians.
mcsweeneys.net
The Free Trial by Franz Kafka
“Welcome, Joseph K., to ChuckPhD! Your 30-day free trial starts now! Put the awesome power of AI to work for you today.”
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Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How many people did medieval inquisitor Bernard Gui condemn to death? His surviving judicial records reveal a more complex picture than popular culture suggests. www.medievalists.net/2026/08/how-...
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How Many People Did Bernard Gui Burn? - Medievalists.net
How many people did medieval inquisitor Bernard Gui condemn to death? His surviving judicial records reveal a more complex picture than popular culture suggests.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 10/08/2026
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Get The Word Out There
Alt: Ideas Elba in The Wire, “I want you to get the word out there, that we back up”
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Gotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.
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"Buying the dip" means purchasing an investment like Dean's French Onion Dip or stocks after a price drop. ® TD Bank +2
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 29/07/2026
I finally got all 18!! 🎉 (18 words is a free daily word challenge — unscramble 18 words against the clock and see how you score.) 18words.com
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18 Words - Daily Word Challenge
A fast daily word challenge. Can you survive all 18 words?
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 28/07/2026
“Dad, shuuuush!!! We can’t hear the Olive Garden ad!”
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 27/07/2026
It’s MO-bday so share a great MO-vie MO-ustache. (Cheating a bit by picking the same actor-but this was my introduction to his mustachioed goodness.)
Brigadier General Buford, played by Sam Elliott, in GETTYSBURG
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 26/07/2026
Now all the young fans can get a taste of “losing early in the playoffs for years and almost losing hope”
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 23/07/2026
the real questions are whether recent performance is sustainable for Mead, Garcia, Griffin, Nunez, Ruiz (more?). If they trade Garcia, for example, and it turns out they sold high, the concerns about morale will be silenced pretty quickly. But if it turns out he really is this good now... woof.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 23/07/2026
This really is a beautiful, brain-breaking experience.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 14/07/2026
In Soviet Philadelphia, meat grinds you.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 14/07/2026
As opposed to it being on ESPN-which costs $50+?
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 14/07/2026
Agreed. Liking the new format. Just wish someone had gone on a streak of, like, 5 bombs on their “last” swing
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 14/07/2026
And bad jokes by the peanut gallery
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 11/07/2026
Theo of Golden
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 10/07/2026
You know, Bluesky doesn’t penalize links. You can give us the story 😊
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 07/07/2026
-Theo of Golden, by Allen Levi
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 07/07/2026
> Whether the art is sculpture, farming, teaching, lawmaking, medicine, music, or raising a child, if love is not in it — at the very heart of it — it might be skillful, marketable, or popular but I doubt it is truly good. Nothing is what it's supposed to be if love is not at the core.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 07/07/2026
> There must be love for the gift itself, love for the subject being depicted or the story being told, and love for the audience.
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 07/07/2026
> It might not make a lot of sense, but for anything to be good, truly good, there must be love in it. I'm not even sure I know fully what that means, but the older I get, the more I believe it.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
St. Francis Receiving the Stigmata, by Lorenzo Ghiberti, 1400-05, 📸 by Buda Mendes
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 03/07/2026
Sudoku is a roguelike
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David @bsky.davidsmedberg.me · 03/07/2026
I guess that's true, but if they do that, the optioned player will have to stay in the minors for 15 days. I'd expect they'll appeal, wait until a time when they can skip his start due to an off day, and leave the roster intact. Your point about it being easier to work around still stands.
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