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@brycejohnson.bsky.social
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Max vs 100 race was basically the Motorsport version of this tweet.
An old tweet saying “every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.”
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The headline writer saw an opportunity and took it.
A newspaper headline that says “Panic at the Costco”.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Nebraska needs more creative stickers.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Can I get a hell yeah
The order counter for the local culinary institution Block 16. A few people are in line in front of us
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Selling cookies right outside of my gym? I have no shame
A table outside with Girl Scout cookies laid about.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Me looking at the Stir Cove lineup this summer
A tweet about how only old bands play at casinos
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is who runs this account
A baby wearing a flight cap with a big set of Air Force wings across his body
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Trying to keep my mind off the news, so I made some homemade pop tarts.
Pastry dough laid out on a counter with a rolling pin and a pastry cutter. Finished homemade pop tarts.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Honestly 2016 kind of sucked. This photo looks nice but this was the low point of my professional career. I’ve learned a lot since then but I’d be happy to not repeat that year.
Guy in an Air Force green flight suit standing in front of a C-130J with two other people around. He is also holding a bottle of champagne.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
If only we had a defense….
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
You need the big chicken.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Good for him
A picture of Rudolph the red nose reindeer and it says “employee of the month”
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Found in Omaha
A white sign next to a street that says “CrossFit destroys families” “CrossFit is an addiction” “CrossFit is an infidelity cult!”
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Most entertaining white elephant gift from last night? Two raw New York strip steaks.
A man in a black and red plaid shirt carrying two steaks wrapped in butcher paper like a football.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I miss her
A photo of a large chicken on top of a building. The eyes and mouth moves.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
We are a full candy bar house
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Not a geography expert but I don’t think Memorial Stadium is in Omaha
Screenshot of an espn alert that says “battle in Omaha”. Which the university of Nebraska is located in Lincoln.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
@crooked.com and @janecoaston.bsky.social made me do it
A picture of three David protein bars on a grocery store conveyor belt.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Honestly not bad. The crunch of the poptart is different then the traditional ice cream sandwich
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
@sickoscommittee.org I’m late to the party but the Bird is so exclusive you have to email them to get pricing. No word on the live falcons though.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Can we just say 10 spirit days to end the school year is just a bit much?
A colored list of 10 different school spirit days. The days range from standard (hat day) to a bit off the beaten path (change your name for a day). Let’s just agree it’s 8 spirit days too many.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Yep! With my branded team beer.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
A choice was made with that color
A bright orange cyber truck parked with its nose facing out. It is very orange
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Can we talk about how the Air Force Academy isn’t included in the list of schools with large aviation programs?! That’s basically their entire thing @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Recreating famous Omaha locations (the West Maple Omaha Rock)
A young boy is in the drivers seat of a pink power wheel jeep. The jeep is up on a rock with the front two tires on the rock. A walkway light is also knocked over.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I saw it in the wild today
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
🚨🚨🚨 Breaking News🚨🚨🚨
Picture of a newspaper with the headline “Opossum eats entire cake”. Apparently it was somebody’s pet and they ate an entire Costco cake. Crazy right?
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Volleyball state
Red T-shirt with Herby on it holding a volleyball
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Chunk
A big squirrel eating bird seed
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
C-130J flying over a deck of clouds as the sun raises capturing the outline of the airplane.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Arm wrestling meme. One arm says “UNL Football” the other says “Atlanta sports” and the area in between says “losing games in painful ways”.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A bottle of tajin seasoning
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
To a more perfect union 🔵
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Funnest car I have ever owned. Did I do the “buy a BMW” stereotype while serving in Germany? Damn right I did. Had to sell it because rear wheel drive wasn’t great in Nebraskan winters.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
I’ll take it. Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,059,416!
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
How Midwestern are you? So Midwestern that my child demanded a tornado siren and tornado to color.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Had to say goodbye to both of my dogs within a week of each other while you were gone. They were good pups darth.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Search drinks in your camera roll
Man in a banana costume drinking a beer.
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