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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Being the tooth fairy when your knees pop and crackle when you bend down creates an extra layer of stress I was not anticipating.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Max vs 100 race was basically the Motorsport version of this tweet.
An old tweet saying “every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.”
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm sure by now you know that college volleyball is big in this state, but to show all of you outside Nebraska how far it's truly come, you can get a combo Husker football/volleyball schedule at the gas station
A folding, wallet-sized card with the Nebraska football schedule on one side and the Nebraska volleyball schedule on the other side
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Attending a service academy. Glad I went, not sure how I would have done at a “normal college”—but you really have to want it. It can be a miserable experience if you aren’t all in.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Soon we will have more current stories of flying hubris to share with impressionable Academy cadets. substack.com/@radarblog/n...
substack.com
Tony Carr (@radarblog)
It is no longer surprising to see Pete Hegseth using his position to model and encourage recklessness. Risking the lives of others to feel powerful is consistent with arrogance. But as pilots know, a...
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m sure the flight docs will love this
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 30 97🔥 94🏅 95🏅 80👏 96🏅 Final score: 909
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m watching the USMNT game as god intended, on my phone in the passenger seat of a moving car.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Messi just scored a hat trick at 39 years old. I have to wear knee sleeves when squatting. Aging hits everybody differently I guess.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I know I’m in the minority but every time I see the VGK pre game show I love it. It’s campy and so Vegas.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Love learning my state sold out to RFK jr. www.beckershospitalreview.com/healthcare-i...
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 2 99🎯 98🎯 98🔥 98🎯 94🎉 Final score: 969
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Each time I step away from the TV Vegas scores. I think I need to stop watching
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My 5 year old: “do you know what those lines on your forehead are called? They are called wrinkles” …thanks kid
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The headline writer saw an opportunity and took it.
A newspaper headline that says “Panic at the Costco”.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Nebraska needs more creative stickers.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Pure dumb luck on that last one. www.maptap.gg May 10 97🔥 82😁 87🌞 71🙃 100🎯 Final score: 866
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I would have been real embarrassed if I didn’t get that first one. www.maptap.gg April 27 100🎯 95🏅 93🏆 62🫢 40😕 Final score: 687
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
$7 an hour as a deep water lifeguard at a water park in 2002.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Bougie outdoor go-kart track
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
www.maptap.gg April 19 99🎯 99🎯 88🎉 98🎯 93🏆 Final score: 947
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
www.maptap.gg April 18 99🎯 99🎯 94🏅 81🌟 98🎯 Final score: 923
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Learned which people at my gym think the moon landing was faked. …maybe we should know less about each other.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It was college graduation. A big relief and a huge joy. I remember smoking a giant cigar after the hat toss with everyone around congratulating me. And was the beginning of the series of events that let me to my wife.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
www.maptap.gg April 11 99🎯 99🎯 94🏅 76👏 96🔥 Final score: 902
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
162-0 is still in the cards
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
the first basketball game to feature punts
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Can I get a hell yeah
The order counter for the local culinary institution Block 16. A few people are in line in front of us
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My 7 year old wants to set a Guinness world record and according to their website “fastest to make a bed” is an official kids record. …Dont hate it
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fill all the KC-135s with gas, send them to the US. Boom
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I deeply resent having to live in the absolutely most stupid of timelines
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
www.maptap.gg February 28 98🎯 93🏆 99🎯 98🎯 89🎉 Final score: 950
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Doable if there isn’t a min time on the run
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Jay Arnold @jayarnold.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
They need to have a “not a decision-maker and will get in trouble for trying to put you in touch with one” banner on LinkedIn
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Selling cookies right outside of my gym? I have no shame
A table outside with Girl Scout cookies laid about.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My now wife and I went to the first Nebraska football loss at home in three years. I had never seen a beautiful woman like herself say “fuck” so much in such a short period of time.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
NBA Champ and finals MVP Jaylen Brown.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Ran into a sliding glass door today. Not my proudest moment.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Me looking at the Stir Cove lineup this summer
A tweet about how only old bands play at casinos
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
www.maptap.gg February 6 91👑 97🔥 98🎯 94🏅 87🎉 Final score: 927
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If I like the new Cadillacs does that mean they have gotten cooler or that I have now reached their target demographic (old suburban men)?
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
www.maptap.gg February 3 96🔥 95🏅 92🏆 89🎉 94🏅 Final score: 924
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is who runs this account
A baby wearing a flight cap with a big set of Air Force wings across his body
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Trying to keep my mind off the news, so I made some homemade pop tarts.
Pastry dough laid out on a counter with a rolling pin and a pastry cutter. Finished homemade pop tarts.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Can the @sickoscommittee.org mock up a Air Force jersey with a Lockheed Martin logo on it please?
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Honestly 2016 kind of sucked. This photo looks nice but this was the low point of my professional career. I’ve learned a lot since then but I’d be happy to not repeat that year.
Guy in an Air Force green flight suit standing in front of a C-130J with two other people around. He is also holding a bottle of champagne.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Saving this for my own use when I do something awesome (like refilling the soap dispenser).
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Good for him
A picture of Rudolph the red nose reindeer and it says “employee of the month”
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I saw Will Buxton order coffee at the hotel we were both staying at in Iowa.
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Bryce @brycejohnson.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Love heading to the local recycling drop off with all the dads. Got to get those cardboard boxes out of the house!
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