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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
samuel taylor coleridge telling his publisher what his new poem is about
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
goshzilla
michael onion monstrously flapping his tongueand he bares his teeth like a sea-beast
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
another new bumpersticker idea
cross stitch text with flowers reading “i joined the minneapolis tautological society and all i got was all i got”
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ITS TUFF GUY FRIDAY
ok michael… dipping down in your blue harnessuh ok now this is uhhh
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
girlfriend, boyfriend, DEI
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kinda dont appreciate that the “life gets hard” guy has my posture
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
beloved memory of going with my dad to the corrupt mechanic in the next town who would pass any car for and extra $50
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dumb world
draftsoh so silly
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yeah
a headstone reading CONSTANT
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cinematic parallels
the wolfmanmichael sleeping like the wolfman
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there should be a cartoon wolf with his tongue hanging out emoji
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
:)
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TUFF GUY FRIDAY STANCE
look at michael stanced up on his cute little blue leashay chihuahua
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i am the wiseman at the top of the mountain and my alarm is the seeker come to me for advice. and it’s always the same: go back to sleep for 9 minutes
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
love how quickly sam cooke goes from half-hearted to existential on a song where hes obviously just trying to cash-in on dance craze
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ah, the zardoz
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HAD @havehashad.com · 23/09/2026
love all the constraints everyone made up for themselves and locked into for Lexi's call! today from @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social "This poem uses verbatim texts, sent between me and my wife, in winter of 2025. ... The poem is shaped like Minnesota, where we live."
September 23, 2026
32 Texts in Winter
Bryan Thomas Daly
Stop all food, dairy, gum and hard candy. Pistachios,

hazelnuts. Ok I am home. When do you get home?

That time is bogus. No answer yet. Yes. Waiting

by the door. Coming home now. Walking home.

Could use paper towels. Thanks. Going home.

I am very tired. I like lo mein. Just arrived.

At home. Dad died. Check out these urns.

This is black cord. Journey over. Love.

Love that pic of him and Billy. Is there

anything that you desperately need?

I’m here now and it’s pretty scary.

Eggplant. Cucumbers. About an hour

outside Des Moines. Should I add enough

to cover them again? No problem. No need.

This is also black cord. No hard candy is bogus.
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
maple leaf samara looks like a beautiful koi fish but i’m not freaking out because ive seen two things before
as described
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lost in the archives
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
✍️✍️✍️
the ending of bambi explained youtube
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
testing
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mikey plays fetch
michael with a blue balland folks dont we love him
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i mean. tuff guy friday??
michael onion is asleeplike really asleep??
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
raisin’s world
5 drafts for the last hour5 drafts from the last 15 days
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
where the keys go
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🎼 sunday morning
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
let’s look at michael onion
babybabybabydo i even need to say it
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
one time i had to let a police dog in the santiago airport eat a bag of almonds out of my backpack because when i pulled it away an officer in paramilitary gear with a rifle sternly shook his head no at me
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it was a scared heart song and all these children started shape note singing at full volume, no joke
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
met a chef who said he used to design sandwiches for Subway. i’m like, thats funny. i also use to design sandwiches for Subway
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
dreamt that the neighborhood hired a kitchen maid and when i asked her if she was going to make a cake any time soon she launched into a long song about the Harvest
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i need to get some rest
an oral history of “smell you later”
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
does anyone have the waynejeff ones
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the four words every Onion Lover longs to hear
official adoption notice of Michael Onion
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hmmm what is it i love?? oh yeah my friends
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the name of this cat is michael onion
michael onion
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
new minneapolis bumpersticker
picture of the witch’s hat that says “i can see st paul from here”
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
michael onion
michaelonion
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
good news/bad news on “the squirrels moved out of the attic” for my neighbor
adorable raccoon found a home ❤️
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
name still percolating but he is a GIANT BABY
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ITS 👏 TUFF 👏 GUY 👏 FRIDAY!!!
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
dad sent me some 10/10 pics of Cowboy
my dad’s cat cowboyliterally yeehaw
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🎼 its woodcock wednesday 🙈
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
scarecrow entrance only
some drafts!!
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
jolly but unstable guy on the bus is standing behind the driver and saying “it’s clear” while paddling his hands like an air-traffic controller every time we come to a red light
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
when the cat is away the mice will play. ok this all sounds very cute. where is the cat going
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