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Bryan Piitz

@bryanpiitz.com
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Museum professional, comedian, TCG livestreamer and baseball enthusiast. Midland, Ontario, Canada.

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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 5h
Ep. 136 clip - Still Joe and Bryan do a switcheroo in the Echoverse. (Check out our new website and podcast at ImperialPulls.com, and we’ll see you next week!) #TCG #ImperialPulls
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TONIGHT! We delve into Hexhaven, the Echoverse's version of #Strixhaven with #MtG #RealityFracture. Also, a special, sleepy announcement! #magicthegathering #mtgfra #tcg #tcgcollecting #livestream www.youtube.com/live/uWcBmXd...
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Magic The Gathering: Reality Fracture Prerelease Draft Night! - Imperial Pulls episode #135
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 23/09/2026
Just had a weird dream where I had a landlady who tried to evict me because I said I didn't like her screenplay. I called the cops and they sided with me, instantly. It was quite bad.
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 19/09/2026
Saw a movie about a cowboy in a hotel. It was the Best Western.
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 17/09/2026
I may have misremembered a bit of the #LOTR, but I stand by my synopsis.
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's HOBBIT TIME on the stream tonight! We'll be opening packs of #mtg #hobbit to see if their feet really are as hairy as ours. Place yet bets! Live 8pm EST on YouTube and Twitch. #magicthegathering #mtghobbit #tcg #livestream www.youtube.com/live/u-MUfpI...
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Magic The Gathering - The Hobbit - Imperial Pulls episode #133
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We're finally going to be streaming on Twitch! @ImperialPulls #livestream #tcg #twitch
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 04/09/2026
If these words are in the title of the movie (usually, but not always a sequel), there's a 95% chance that the movie is will be terrible: Rise of... Origins Legends The Next... Rebirth, Reborn, Re... Too (in place of the number 2) Apocalypse The Last... The First... #movies #badmovies
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TONIGHT we revisit #BeastClans, a favourite of ours. Come and see the goofy animal goodness! Live 8pm ET. #tcg #tcgcollecting #livestream www.youtube.com/live/803Rhe0...
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Beast Clans TCG Booster Box - Imperial Pulls episode #131 #ImperialPulls #TCGPulls #BeastClans
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 28/08/2026
Occasionally I do that thing where you go to the bathroom so intensely that you have to take off all your clothes because you're sweating too much. The bathroom floor looks like a 2XL Jedi died. #TMI #JediPoop
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 21/08/2026
Oof.
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 21/08/2026
It's not about Spreadsheet People. It's The Dungarees vs. The Suits. #wkrp #spreadsheetpeople youtu.be/pFE31-GzjaY?...
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WKRP - The Dungarees vs. The Suits
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
VROOOOM! Tonight we crack a few packs of #MtG #AetherDrift. Live 8pm ET. #tcg #tcgcollecting #magicthegathering #livestream www.youtube.com/live/SMvvunA...
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Zoom back to 2025 for some MTG: Aetherdrift - Episode #131 #ImperialPulls #MTG #Magic #Aetherdrift
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TONIGHT We try to mispronounce as few cards as possible while opening #Digimon #Cardgame. Check us out LIVE 8pm ET. #digimoncardgame #tcg #tcgcollecting #cardpulls #livestream www.youtube.com/live/Dw2HREu...
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Let's mispronounce some Digimon together - Episode #130 #ImperialPulls #Digimon #DoubleDiamond
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's already August! And also it's still only August!
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 08/08/2026
We used to have an old cat who sometimes peed on furniture. After we cleaned it up, we'd use Febreze to help get rid of the smell. Now my brain equates the smell of Febreze with old cat pee.
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Cat's Curious Sniff
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 31/07/2026
I just saw a picture of Michelle Wolf without my glasses on and briefly wondered why Tim Minchin was so angry.
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Let's jank! We're opening a bunch of crazy jank card packs from the 80s, 90s and more! Live 8pm ET #jank #cards #cardcollecting #livestream www.youtube.com/live/LfYPpl9...
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Come on, Let's Jank again! - Episode #129 #ImperialPulls #Jank #JankPacks
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 27/07/2026
When you say to yourself, "I'll play one more game and then go to bed," but you're too good at the game and it takes forever to end.
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Sleepy Baby Wakes Up Crying
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 27/07/2026
What if they didn't tell us who was playing #DoctorDoom in #AvengersDoomsday, and instead let speculation run wild. There's be so many articles, videos, "leaks" etc. Then when RDJ appeared on screen on opening night, people would lose their got-dang minds. #marvel #mcu #movies
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Robert Downey Jr. Dr. Doom Reveal at Comic-Con
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 26/07/2026
@allegromouse.bsky.social
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 23/07/2026
Rejected thumbnail photo of @floodedstudios.bsky.social and me for @imperialpulls.bsky.social. We look like we both got kicked in the nuts but can't let anyone know.
Two guys holding up a box of Magic cards, both making unflattering faces.
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
HEY TRUE BELIEVERS - Tonight we crack I to a pre-release box of #MtG #MarvelSuperHeroes! It's gonna a super. Excelsior! #magicthegathering #mtgmarvel #tcg #tcgpulls #livestream www.youtube.com/live/1PXs3dh...
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Magic The Gathering Marvel Super Heroes - Episode #128 #ImperialPulls #Magic #MTG #MarvelSuperHeroes
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 20/07/2026
Charging my car in an otherwise empty parking lot. Taxi comes really fast to nearby parking spot, driver gets out with a spray bottle and a rag and goes immediately to work on the backseat. I suspect he might be having a bad day at work.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 20/07/2026
road sign
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people who show you new music are important.
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 20/07/2026
It sounds like a euphemism for pooping. "Be right back boys, I got a mystery message from Nugget Ridge, if ya know what I mean..."
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 15/07/2026
At my very first job in my teens, they gave me a misprinted name tag that read "BYRON." They replaced it with a correct one, but I sometimes wonder how Byron is making out in his alternate universe.
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Fievel Sings 'Somewhere Out There'
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 08/07/2026
I love how all the people who were experts on The Manhattan Project just a couple of years ago are now experts on ancient Greek epics. #oppenheimer #odyssey #movies #nerdswhoarefullofshit
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's Throwback Tuesday at IP! We're cracking into some #MtG pre-release kits from the recent past. Join us LIVE 8PM ET. #magicthegathering #tcg #cardpulls #livestream #youtube www.youtube.com/live/Gs127Qc...
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MTG Prerelease throwbacks - Episode #126 #ImperialPulls #Prerelease #Magic #MagicTheGathering #MTG
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 06/07/2026
I tried these "Shaqlicious" candies. More like "Shreklicious.'
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 02/07/2026
Plantains are like if avocados were potatoes.
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 02/07/2026
It's was so hot today that my balls stuck to my leg. Then my balls stuck to my pants. Then my balls stuck to the door. Then my balls stuck to my car. Then my balls got stretched tight like a boxing ring and popped off and right into my eye. It's really hot out is what I'm saying. #heatwave #hot
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 02/07/2026
I'm celebrating #CanadaDay in the most Canadian way possible. By staying home and minding my own business.
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 02/07/2026
Detective travels back in time to find out who "really" killed JFK. Turns out, it was a prank all along and he's not even dead. See "JK" starring Gillian Anderson and Elliot Gould this Summer! #MoviePitch
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 01/07/2026
Weekend at Bernie's reboot in which Bernie is alive, controlling the dead bodies of the other two dudes. Same cast. #MoviePitch
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 30/06/2026
I keep reading that the #WorldCup attendance is down and nobody cares about it, then I read that numbers are through the roof and it's making everyone believe again. Like, which is it?
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Confused Little Girl Shrugs
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 30/06/2026
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, only it's set today where submarines are already a thing and electricity is really common so it's just a normal submarine. #MoviePitch
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 28/06/2026
Now we'll never know what song he was going to perform!
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
TONIGHT we get in the ring with Wrasslin', a card game with a wrestling theme. Who will win? You! Live 8pm ET. #tcg #boardgames #wrestling #wrasslin #livestream #youtube www.youtube.com/live/5vTdQHC...
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Wrasslin' Card Game (circa 1990-ish) - Episode #125 #ImperialPulls #WWF #WWE #Wrestling
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 23/06/2026
Leaked footage from #AvengersDoomsday.
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Turbo Teen: Brett Matthews Transforms into Car
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 23/06/2026
Leaked footage from #AvengersDoomsday.
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Toothbrush Family
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 23/06/2026
Leaked footage from #AvengersDoomsday.
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Captain Caveman Out Of Gas
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 23/06/2026
Leaked footage from #AvengersDoomsday.
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Flying Puppet in Helmet and Cape
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 20/06/2026
Spoilers for #AvengersDoomsday.
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Imperial Pulls @imperialpulls.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Did you know that #WizardsOfTheCoast made a @mlb.com licensed #baseball #TCG in the early #2000s? They did! And tonight we're going to crack into it. Live 8pm ET. #tcgcollecting #sportscards #livestream #youtube www.youtube.com/live/-ejvX2O...
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MLB Showdown 2000 Card Game - Episode #124 #ImperialPulls #MLB #StarterSet #TCG #Baseball
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 11/06/2026
My 3rd party controller has a picture of itself on it for some reason. #videogames #switch2 #gaming #controller
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 10/06/2026
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Rick James: Cocaine's a Hell of a Drug
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 09/06/2026
Trains, but they can drive on the road if they want to. Is that anything?
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Bryan Piitz @bryanpiitz.com · 09/06/2026
Mouths are called lots of things, like yapper, kisser, gob, etc. but nostrils are just nostrils.
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