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Bryan J. Field

@bryanjfield.bsky.social
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Program Manager for the Cosmic Frontier in DOE Office of Science. Theoretical physicist. Former professor. Sometime poet. Minor playwright. Major pain at times. LLM != AGI. All posts are my own. bio.site/bryanjfield

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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trust me, in context, this message from ChatGPT makes perfect sense
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
East coast right now…
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It’s like the combination of a threat and the world‘s worst fortune cookie
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The Simpsons predicted it, again...
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Am I the only one who thinks Tom Servo is out running half-marathons in China? @bobservo.bsky.social @talkinghenry.bsky.social @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social
Left: Lighting robot, Right: Tom Servo
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Working with Claude…
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
(Adjusted to be funny...)
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Play it cool, sneak off with the watermelon…
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Honestly, it took me a minute to figure out this was a TV show...
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Well played for Halloween, Zoom. Well played.
An update screen showing the new version will be 6.6.6
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Getting very similar vibes from these two quotes…
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This is not a drill people!!
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
So say we all…
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It just gets worse...
Graph showing the meta-stable nature of our universe given current measurement of the mass of the top quark and the Higgs boson
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Evergreen…
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You can just hand these out, or, maybe a t-shirt gun of some kind...
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I saw this elsewhere online and it made me laugh. Seems strangely appropriate these days…
A vending machine that says “Anything is possible with ice cream” with a note that reads “No Ice Cream”
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Now we have to worry about supersymmetric gluten…
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Separated at birth? I vividly remember the Mossbauer scene in L.A. Confidential...
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Whenever anyone introduces me with my full name, I gently say, "hey hey."
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I mean, I'd laugh hearing it in that voice, but I'd be dying inside...
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok in the past 24 hours...
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Found a new friend to watch the plenary talks at #AAS245
A small bird in the conference hall
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’ll be at the American Astronomical Society meeting all week. Come find me here! #AAS245
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
It was very nice of @science.org to publish two of my poems. Now I just need The Paris Review to publish my unified field theory... www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... (they are on the bottom right of the screen shot, and you can see them in the preview is you do not have access). Enjoy!
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Are those drones?
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Bryan J. Field @bryanjfield.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The most complicated graph I've ever seen... it's about exo-planets
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