Reposted by Bryan BuchsGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you 11567391178
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 23/09/2026Are there still 3 radio stations in Milwaukee that play actual-ass music? 100
Reposted by Bryan BuchsMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 10364118
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 21/09/2026Drop this day into late April and people would be walking around in shorts and tees. 110
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 19/09/2026A record exec spots us and forces 2 glossy 8x10s into our hands. He points across the room and gruffly tells us “Don’t be too cool for school.” We get in line, shake hands, get his autograph, and leave with another round of beers. 000
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 19/09/2026Back in the day, my buddy Tha’ Chuck worked as a marketing intern for a record label. He (and me, by extension) got tickets and VIP access anytime someone played in town. So we’re backstage with Duncan Shiek and a small gaggle of fans. We hang back to load up on the free beer and snacks…avclub.comR.I.P. Duncan Sheik, pop singer and Tony-winning composerR.I.P. Duncan Sheik, pop singer and Tony-winning composer 100
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 19/09/2026My wife and daughter go on a girls’ trip to Door County with friends every year. I spend that time carefully walking up and down the stairs because nobody would find my body for 5 days. 040
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 14/09/2026Let him find his own ride back to GB and pick up his stuff, then GTFO 011
Reposted by Bryan BuchsDan Maciejewski @dmaciejewski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Conservative when he should be aggressive. Aggressive when he should be conservative. Should have launched that dude on the way back from Chicago in January. 021
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 13/09/2026Sounds like Troy Aikman may have ordered up that cookie cake. 121
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 11/09/2026NFL POWER RANKINGS WEEK 1 1. (Tie) Seahawks, 49ers 3. (Tie) Rams, Patriots 011
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 02/09/2026I could really use a few days hooked up in one of those Bacta tanks. 000
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 31/08/2026I walked into that show wearing two shirts. Walked away with one. 121
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 29/08/2026In my house it’s either “where did all these coffee mugs come from?”, or “where are all the coffee mugs?”. Never an appropriate, consistent number of coffee mugs. 000
Reposted by Bryan BuchsThe Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’ 141732522
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 27/08/2026Feels like Deep-Fried and Chicken & Waffles could split the vote, open the door for Banana Pudding. 010
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 15/08/2026The Cleveland Indians are always looking for a catcher, or so I hear. 010
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 13/08/2026Forecast for my long weekend Up Nort’ - sunburn, seasick, and drunk. See ya on Monday. 010
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 08/08/2026I’m the same age as Johnny Bluejeans and I’m not sure how I feel about that. 000
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 08/08/2026I didn’t have any watermelon so I substituted eggplant. 2/10, would not make again. 000
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 07/08/2026Today is the first day of the Wisconsin State Fair, and I look forward to continuing my 37-year streak of not giving a shit about the state fair. 000
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 05/08/2026I have exactly the handwriting you would expect from someone who has effectively typed for a living the past 30 years. 000
Reposted by Bryan BuchsMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time Original post 2844317634
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 01/08/2026I’ve tried VR Football 🏈 on a friend’s meta headset and had to quit after 5 minutes. Not my cup of tea. I get pretty severe motion sickness on just about anything that moves. Scopolamine patches help a wee bit. 011
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 31/07/2026I know it doesn't mean squat, but it's still fun to see 100's across the board. 000
Reposted by Bryan BuchsRiver Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If you need to speak to Mitch McConnell he has been sitting in our bingo room for the last two months. 1837764
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 23/07/2026My wife missed a connecting flight from Raleigh through Chicago this week. Southwest rebooked her for the next evening with a layover in Baltimore. Her final destination? Milwaukee. I drove down to pick her up instead. 050
Reposted by Bryan Buchskottke.org @kottke.org · 19/07/2026If you’re in line to perform in the World Cup final halftime show, stay in line! 114731
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 19/07/2026The pack of teenage girls in my living room are going nuts for this halftime. 021
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 19/07/2026Coffee, leftover Kopp’s cheeseburger, and The Open. I’m a happy camper this morning. 110
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 17/07/2026Every street on the border is barricaded “No Through Traffic”. They’ve added more to stop people from going around them. I get the neighborhood doesn’t dig the traffic, but what are we supposed to do? Drive up to Mequon to go east/west? All that said, I just drive around and through. Come get me! 110
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 17/07/2026Whitefish Bay is doing everything short of posting armed guards to stop people from getting from the West side of Shorewood to the East side, and I don’t like it. 100
Bryan Buchs @bryanbuchs.com · 16/07/2026I'm driving the girl around today in a car with no A/C - windows up. Fun stuff. 110
