Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 18hToday’s rear window: Remnants of an I of a hurricane — Isaias brings back memories of Isabel in 2003. My wife & I had to get out & push our Jeep through floodwaters in early morning hours on our way to make sure the restaurant was okay. It was fine. It never lost electricity. Everyone else did 3424
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This all began as a craving for a PB&J… Next thing you know I’m folding eggs around Swiss cheese, mushrooms & ham. Listening to Josh Ritter’s The Animal Years 5978
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Today’s rear window: I live an hour from the Appalachians & yet it’s been decades since I’ve seen the foothills. As a younger man, I ventured into the wilderness of that range. I’ve hiked the Maryland stretch of the AT several times. The air this morning smelled of the mountains, unlike yesterday. 6503
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Friday, eh? I’ve got Big Thief’s Double Infinity on 5603
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That’s kinda cool! I have a closet rod over the machines & I just hung it 120
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Today’s rear window: You can’t see it, but yesterday these fields were fortified. So, for the next 48 hours-ish I get that fuzzy feeling smell of manure permeating everything. All of this beauty takes shit to keep it going. Out here in nature they practice Shitfielding. 10605
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The sauce post will come later ~ for now it’s tacos birrias!! I put John Denver’s Windsong on for dinner, thanks 😊 @sicburns2.bsky.social 5737
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Today’s rear window: “you remember that time…” is a phrase I wish I would receive a response to, but I only end up with a soliloquy, knowing full well how impossible it is to have that memory shared. My nostalgia from 1993-2023 cannot be intrinsically shared & I think I might be ok with that 3392
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today’s rear window: It was in the 30’s this morning for the first time since before the corn was planted. The fields are healing. A constant low hum from the mill only becomes noticeable when it pauses. Truck-quakes rattle this window hourly, from sunrise until well into the night. 3422
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The kitchen smells faintly of a Thai restaurant between the sesame oil & star anise. There is an ethereal layer of egg on the flounder… Listening to Aoife O’Donovan’s In the Magic Hour 5515
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today’s rear window: What if a field of corn began popping? & it was multicolored as it burst open & it floated upon the fiery tassels & no foil lid could hold back the wave of butter as it gushed into town & the salt of the earth peppered the pathway? I’d start snackin’, that’s what I’d do 4435
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My kinda Monday night meal ~ tagliatelle bolognese & garlic Nots 🤭 Listening to Carole King & James Taylor live recording 1323513
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today’s rear window: I don’t miss the corn at this point. The odor of decay wouldn’t smell like the divine right of autumn undressing summer’s innocence. The manicured fields repose — lacking the sentience to comprehend crop rotation or the seasonal desire to lay under a wool blanket with you 6698
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sometimes the cravings are as whack as cocktail sauce! & there’s nothing like fresh handmade breaded shrimp 🍤 Listening to the Decemberists’ The King is Dead & sending spiritual waves out into the universe… 2484
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I say I get a little excited to step onto the porch to harvest some Chinese chives, this is why… 3477
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today’s rear window: I dreamt about the corn last night. I was crowd surfing across its tassels, never quite reaching the stage, but the roar of the “crowd” was palpable. Seriously though, corn’s the perfect audience; can you imagine “listening” to Rock Steady in a field full of ears & no mouths 5312
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026These turned out phenomenal ~ like a poor man’s Wellington 🤭 I’m here watching the Power to the People concert 9416
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Повертаюся до своїх дурниць I hope that translation doesn’t get me blocked 🤭 2192
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Today’s rear window: My wife was a vampire. What I mean is that this window had a blackout blind over it for over 8 years. This view & this corn harvest have been new to me. She would’ve preferred to sleep in, & we did. Watching & learning & sharing the corn has felt therapeutic & joyful. 13805
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I keep having diner breakfasts for dinner on Fridays (not a complaint) anyhow ~ my freezer keeps spitting out these banana walnut dark chocolate chip pancakes (also not a complaint ) Listening to TfF’s The Hurting (Deluxe) 4392
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today’s rear window: I’ve answered to “Chef” 5 times the number of times I’ve answered to my given name, Brian, & twice as much as I’ve said “Yo” when I hear “Bruso!”, though if I’m in the same room as my 2 brothers then you will receive “yo-huh-whaduyuwant” chronologically descending. 3353
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Last of this year’s basil from the porch. I’ve been using it since the end of June. 5 batches of pesto & the occasional heavy handed use, like tonight with sweet sausage stuffed into half an acorn squash… Listening to Dawes’ All Your Favorite Bands 5423
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🎶I’m not waiting on a lady I’m just waiting on my 10 wheeler 🎶 0262
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Harvester heading off towards the next field 1222
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I forgot about my mini Bundt pans Thinking Apple upside down now 250
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today’s rear window: They plowed until after 10pm, their lights bobbing across the uneven rows as they harvested this year’s gold… Tillage commenced this morning as I awoke. Manure & herbicides will be applied over the next couple weeks. My view has opened up like a cool autumn breeze 10573
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today’s corn update: There was this strange anticipatory excitement coddled with fear when I heard the harvester outside yesterday. I can’t believe I am emotionally preparing myself for this. Maybe it’s because soybeans aren’t as engaging to watch grow, or it’s the thought of the first frost… 3484
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It may be sloppy, but it’s in its place! Squashes are my favorite autumn vegetable Getting ready to heat back up tomorrow for a couple days before fall really gets here 9605
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is the field to the west of my bedroom. The field I’ve been updating daily is to the north. It could be a week; it could be tonight 🤷♂️ 2240
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today’s corn update: I imagine the ghosts of children from centuries past frolicking amongst the stalks, not in King-esque fashion, but more a Norman Rockwell early autumn Post in overalls & houndstooth cotton with laughter & the sound of joy once found in an agrarian society 4426
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I get a craving for buttered egg noodles I could almost eat just that, but I grabbed a little extra kielbasa at brunch yesterday & it seemed like a natural fit Listening to Poi Dog Pondering’s live album, Liquid White Light 5676
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today’s corn update: 50 tons of corn! 1,785 bushels worth! That’s how much sweet corn is eaten every year at the Hoopeston Natl Sweetcorn Festival. & those bushel baskets ~ when art became artisan & basket weaving was a proud occupation & loading a basket with ears was life in the slow lane… 3383
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sunday travel day pizza n fries! Reflection upon my octogenarian parents living their 1st year in an apartment (always houses before) there’s always a construction project going on on their campus 🤭 Listening to Iron & Wine 0508
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today’s corn update: The corn feels lonely this time of year. I wonder if it thinks it’s been left to grow back into the ground, knowing full well their energy is on its last leg. Does it cheer the harvester? Does it dream of being thrashed & how good that might feel? 2251
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today’s haul from the pumpkin plant growing in the front yard 46012
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today’s corn update: Crickets in the cornfield be singin’ “that’ll be the day.” That will be the day the rustling blades & bleating chirps blend together celebrating indian summer’s reluctance to relinquish its seed. Cornflower blue, oak bark tan — the colors of late September. 4345
Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sticky bun entree with a side of cheesy eggs n chorizo & a couple tamales I didn’t begin to understand cilantro until the first time I had it with chorizo & it was soap no mas Listening to the Grateful Dead’s 1985 here in Maryland 3294